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Postby Rezdin » Sun May 27, 2012 5:58 pm

Since I live in a rural area,I will stay at home and tend to the garden.It's full of vegetables.I have plenty of weapons.As long as I stay here,the only challenge will be winter[unless this goes all resident evil on us].If our ancient ancestors did it,why can't we?
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Postby Torcularis Septentrionalis » Sun May 27, 2012 6:09 pm

Rezdin wrote:Since I live in a rural area,I will stay at home and tend to the garden.It's full of vegetables.I have plenty of weapons.As long as I stay here,the only challenge will be winter[unless this goes all resident evil on us].If our ancient ancestors did it,why can't we?

We got soft and stuff.
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Postby Greed and Death » Sun May 27, 2012 6:39 pm

Rezdin wrote:Since I live in a rural area,I will stay at home and tend to the garden.It's full of vegetables.I have plenty of weapons.As long as I stay here,the only challenge will be winter[unless this goes all resident evil on us].If our ancient ancestors did it,why can't we?

Something about too many people for the land to sustain that way.
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Postby Galla- » Sun May 27, 2012 6:40 pm

Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Postby The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia » Sun May 27, 2012 6:43 pm

Blazedtown wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html

One man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.

City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:

The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.

The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.

According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.

"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.

Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.


The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.


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Then I took a bite to the knee.
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Postby Ifreann » Sun May 27, 2012 6:50 pm

greed and death wrote:
Ifreann wrote:An American man, maybe. :P


Of course, this is an international forum my apologies for American Centrism, It would take any other nationality 3 guns per man.

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Postby Jinwoy » Sun May 27, 2012 6:55 pm

The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia wrote:
Blazedtown wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html



The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.


I used to be a zombie slayer like you......
Then I took a bite to the knee.


That stopped being funny long long ago.

Why has no one thought of stealing a tanker ship filled with food supplies yet? That's my plan. We have tankers coming in daily with foreign goods. Problem being a can't direct ships of this size, so I'll need the captain alive.
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Postby Torcularis Septentrionalis » Sun May 27, 2012 6:57 pm

Jinwoy wrote:
The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia wrote:
I used to be a zombie slayer like you......
Then I took a bite to the knee.


That stopped being funny long long ago.

Why has no one thought of stealing a tanker ship filled with food supplies yet? That's my plan. We have tankers coming in daily with foreign goods. Problem being a can't direct ships of this size, so I'll need the captain alive.

Because once the zombies come, tankers will no longer be arriving. They'll be leaving for uninfected places or abandoned and overrun.
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Postby Carlos Harry » Sun May 27, 2012 8:06 pm

We the HUMAN RACE shall overcome ! We will kill these stupid zombies . We will bring them to their EXTINCTION. We the human race the most PROGRESSIVE and ADVANCED species in this world ! Will kill the zombies.

(except if this is a virus, man this "Apocalypse" things should have happened in the future ages)
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Postby Mosasauria » Sun May 27, 2012 8:08 pm

I am so dead. I've been trying to convince my parents to get a gun, and this will be their undoing.
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Postby Forster Keys » Sun May 27, 2012 8:12 pm

Melas wrote:
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A zombie apocalypse is the only time where Golden Dawn's policy aim of mining the Turkish border and fencing off its European borders would be good for Greece. So there you have it. Neo-Nazis could save Greece from the zombie apocalypse.

Hang on, what did I just write? :blink:


da fuck?why does everyone know so much about golden dawn?its not like it was elected or something.but yeah it would be cool.i would sign to protect the borders.think of all the cool explosions.btw minning the turkish border makes sense when hundrends of pakistans enter the country illegally


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Postby No Water No Moon » Sun May 27, 2012 8:26 pm

Carlos Harry wrote:We the HUMAN RACE shall overcome ! We will kill these stupid zombies . We will bring them to their EXTINCTION. We the human race the most PROGRESSIVE and ADVANCED species in this world ! Will kill the zombies.


Except, if we ignore the movies, no. Not really.

Because in real life, all the ITG stuff means nothing, and real people would be faced with their real friends and loved ones rising up from the dead. People will die. They'll freeze in terror, they'll shit their pants, they'll hide and cry, and then they'll get eaten.
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Postby Rick Rollin » Sun May 27, 2012 8:28 pm

Melas wrote:
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or everything outside the american continet... how are they supposed to arrive to europe?

I doubt the Z-disease will manifest immediately. And airplane flights don't last that long so...
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But if we take zombie movies as an example (since we have no other sources), each person kills at least 5 zombies before dying. The zombie population is therefore unsustainable because they take one step forward and 5+ back.

http://xkcd.com/734/

Those movies only show the people who survive the brunt of the apocalypse. At that stage, all the other people die.
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I used to be a zombie slayer like you......
Then I took a bite to the knee.


That stopped being funny long long ago.

Why has no one thought of stealing a tanker ship filled with food supplies yet? That's my plan. We have tankers coming in daily with foreign goods. Problem being a can't direct ships of this size, so I'll need the captain alive.

Zombies might be hiding in the shipment.
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Postby Carlos Harry » Sun May 27, 2012 8:33 pm

If the zombie apocalypse is not a virus, humanity will surely win. And the zombie apocalypse won't easily spread, I mean the zombies can't swim and can't use an airplane right ? but if it's a virus, humanity.... might ... fall. (especially if the virus is airborne or waterborne)
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Postby No Water No Moon » Sun May 27, 2012 8:40 pm

Carlos Harry wrote:If the zombie apocalypse is not a virus, humanity will surely win. And the zombie apocalypse won't easily spread, I mean the zombies can't swim and can't use an airplane right ? but if it's a virus, humanity.... might ... fall. (especially if the virus is airborne or waterborne)


On the other hand, zombies can't drown. So they don't need to swim, just follow you to whatever little island you hide out on, and swarm out of the ocean.

Flying a plane? Not sure - people tend to assume that zombies must be stupid, but I'm not sure why that should be necessary. If we're allowing that they can continue walking after they die... maybe they can continue thinking. And flying planes.
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Postby Blazedtown » Sun May 27, 2012 9:20 pm

Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.


The guy he bit lived, for now.
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Postby New Rogernomics » Sun May 27, 2012 9:24 pm

...The Herald reports detectives believe the victim may have been homeless and the naked man suffering from "cocaine psychosis," which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.
Moral of the story: don't smoke coke.

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Postby Rick Rollin » Sun May 27, 2012 9:26 pm

New Rogernomics wrote:
...The Herald reports detectives believe the victim may have been homeless and the naked man suffering from "cocaine psychosis," which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.
Moral of the story: don't smoke coke.

You don't smoke coke. You smoke crack.
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Postby Blazedtown » Sun May 27, 2012 9:28 pm

Rick Rollin wrote:
New Rogernomics wrote: Moral of the story: don't smoke coke.

You don't smoke coke. You smoke crack.


You can, its just Charlie Sheen expensive.
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Postby New Rogernomics » Sun May 27, 2012 9:32 pm

Rick Rollin wrote:
New Rogernomics wrote: Moral of the story: don't smoke coke.

You don't smoke coke. You smoke crack.
Coke is short for cocaine, whereas crack refers exclusively to the cocaine you smoke, in this case we don't know how the suspect took cocaine, if at all. :meh:
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Postby Carlos Harry » Sun May 27, 2012 10:15 pm

No Water No Moon wrote:
Carlos Harry wrote:If the zombie apocalypse is not a virus, humanity will surely win. And the zombie apocalypse won't easily spread, I mean the zombies can't swim and can't use an airplane right ? but if it's a virus, humanity.... might ... fall. (especially if the virus is airborne or waterborne)


On the other hand, zombies can't drown. So they don't need to swim, just follow you to whatever little island you hide out on, and swarm out of the ocean.

Flying a plane? Not sure - people tend to assume that zombies must be stupid, but I'm not sure why that should be necessary. If we're allowing that they can continue walking after they die... maybe they can continue thinking. And flying planes.


Walking in the ocean is not a good idea. If zombies will just walk through the ocean, I don't think they could survive. With sharks and other predators, the zombies will be eaten whole. And the ocean is very deep.

Maybe your right. Zombies might look dumb but maybe they are "Evolving". Maybe they are "Adopting" like our ancestors are doing after the melting of the ice age and soon they will have the best eyesight, hearing, smell, and sense of touch.
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Postby Tlaceceyaya » Sun May 27, 2012 10:17 pm

Carlos Harry wrote:Maybe your right. Zombies might look dumb but maybe they are "Evolving". Maybe they are "Adopting" like our ancestors are doing after the melting of the ice age and soon they will have the best eyesight, hearing, smell, and sense of touch.

The fuck?

Evolution doesn't work that way. Adoption is completely unrelated to that.

Zombies can't reproduce. Therefore, they cannot evolve.
Zombies are dead flesh. Therefore, their senses can only deteriorate.
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Postby New hydra and canceron » Sun May 27, 2012 10:30 pm

i have a months worth of food and water, lots of matches and lighters shake-able lights, a m1 carbine 2000 rounds, cleaning kit, and i live in a sub division populated mostly by old people, in a town pop less that 7000

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Postby Jinwoy » Sun May 27, 2012 11:01 pm

Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:
Jinwoy wrote:
That stopped being funny long long ago.

Why has no one thought of stealing a tanker ship filled with food supplies yet? That's my plan. We have tankers coming in daily with foreign goods. Problem being a can't direct ships of this size, so I'll need the captain alive.

Because once the zombies come, tankers will no longer be arriving. They'll be leaving for uninfected places or abandoned and overrun.


What if I join the tanker crew after the Florida situation has escalated, but not enough to spread to where I live?
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Postby Carlos Harry » Sun May 27, 2012 11:03 pm

Tlaceceyaya wrote:
Carlos Harry wrote:Maybe your right. Zombies might look dumb but maybe they are "Evolving". Maybe they are "Adopting" like our ancestors are doing after the melting of the ice age and soon they will have the best eyesight, hearing, smell, and sense of touch.

The fuck?

Evolution doesn't work that way. Adoption is completely unrelated to that.

Zombies can't reproduce. Therefore, they cannot evolve.
Zombies are dead flesh. Therefore, their senses can only deteriorate.


Zombies aren't made by magic, it's made of virus or germs, and you are saying they can't reproduce ? Zombies are not dead people, they are LIVING people who suffers "Zombeism" or anything like that. It might be airborne or waterborne. Maybe The Zombie apocalypse is not the way you think of it, maybe it's a virus or bacteria waiting to be discovered.
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