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by Rezdin » Sun May 27, 2012 5:58 pm
by Torcularis Septentrionalis » Sun May 27, 2012 6:09 pm
Rezdin wrote:Since I live in a rural area,I will stay at home and tend to the garden.It's full of vegetables.I have plenty of weapons.As long as I stay here,the only challenge will be winter[unless this goes all resident evil on us].If our ancient ancestors did it,why can't we?
The Andromeda Islands wrote:This! Is! A! Bad! Idea!
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Why are you talking about murder when we are talking about abortion? Murdering a fetus is impossible. It's like smelling an echo. You're not making sense.
by Greed and Death » Sun May 27, 2012 6:39 pm
Rezdin wrote:Since I live in a rural area,I will stay at home and tend to the garden.It's full of vegetables.I have plenty of weapons.As long as I stay here,the only challenge will be winter[unless this goes all resident evil on us].If our ancient ancestors did it,why can't we?
by Galla- » Sun May 27, 2012 6:40 pm
Fashiontopia wrote:Look don't come here talking bad about Americans, that will get you cussed out faster than relativity.
Besides: Most posters in this thread are Americans, and others who are non-Americans have no problems co-existing so shut that trap...
by The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia » Sun May 27, 2012 6:43 pm
Blazedtown wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.htmlOne man is dead and another hospitalized after a bizarre assault off Miami's MacArthur Causeway reportedly forced a police officer to open fire.
City of Miami police say the incident began Saturday afternoon about 2 p.m. when an officer responded to reports of 2 men fighting in the bike path of the Biscayne Boulevard exit ramp, alongside the Miami Herald's parking garage. There, according to the Herald, the officer observed a naked man eating another man's face:
The officer...approached and saw that the naked man was actually chewing the other man's head, according to witnesses. The officer ordered the naked man to back away, and when he continued the assault, the officer shot him.
The attacker continued to eat the man, despite being shot, forcing the officer to continue firing. Witnesses said they heard at least a half dozen shots.
According to CBS Miami, police sources said the victim had "virtually no face" and was unrecognizable.
"[Officers] attempted to separate them, there was some sort of confrontation," Miami Police spokesman Willie Moreno told Local10.
Photographs taken from the Herald's garage show the naked man lying dead at the scene. Police said the second male was transported to Ryder Trauma Center at Jackson Memorial Hospital.
Officials have yet to identify the officer involved, the deceased, or the victim.
The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.
by Jinwoy » Sun May 27, 2012 6:55 pm
The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia wrote:Blazedtown wrote:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/05/26/naked-man-eating-victims-face-killed-miami_n_1548359.html
The zombie apocalypse has started in Florida. I suggest that any generalites in Florida start preparing their Z-day plan, I know I am. Unless this was just a case of somebody tripping out on PCP, which is most likely, but the similarities to the coming zombie apocalypse are a bit worrying. NSG, what are your Z-day plans? Do you think you'll survive? I'm pretty sure I would last until winter, then maybe 50/50.
I used to be a zombie slayer like you......
Then I took a bite to the knee.
by Torcularis Septentrionalis » Sun May 27, 2012 6:57 pm
Jinwoy wrote:The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia wrote:
I used to be a zombie slayer like you......
Then I took a bite to the knee.
That stopped being funny long long ago.
Why has no one thought of stealing a tanker ship filled with food supplies yet? That's my plan. We have tankers coming in daily with foreign goods. Problem being a can't direct ships of this size, so I'll need the captain alive.
The Andromeda Islands wrote:This! Is! A! Bad! Idea!
Furious Grandmothers wrote:Why are you talking about murder when we are talking about abortion? Murdering a fetus is impossible. It's like smelling an echo. You're not making sense.
by Carlos Harry » Sun May 27, 2012 8:06 pm
by Mosasauria » Sun May 27, 2012 8:08 pm
by Forster Keys » Sun May 27, 2012 8:12 pm
Melas wrote:Of the Free Socialist Territories wrote:
A zombie apocalypse is the only time where Golden Dawn's policy aim of mining the Turkish border and fencing off its European borders would be good for Greece. So there you have it. Neo-Nazis could save Greece from the zombie apocalypse.
Hang on, what did I just write?
da fuck?why does everyone know so much about golden dawn?its not like it was elected or something.but yeah it would be cool.i would sign to protect the borders.think of all the cool explosions.btw minning the turkish border makes sense when hundrends of pakistans enter the country illegally
by No Water No Moon » Sun May 27, 2012 8:26 pm
Carlos Harry wrote:We the HUMAN RACE shall overcome ! We will kill these stupid zombies . We will bring them to their EXTINCTION. We the human race the most PROGRESSIVE and ADVANCED species in this world ! Will kill the zombies.
Not twice this day
Inch time foot gem
by Rick Rollin » Sun May 27, 2012 8:28 pm
Ovisterra wrote:Astrolinium wrote:
Well, you know, they say that for every one you see, ten more are lurking elsewhere.
But if we take zombie movies as an example (since we have no other sources), each person kills at least 5 zombies before dying. The zombie population is therefore unsustainable because they take one step forward and 5+ back.
http://xkcd.com/734/
Jinwoy wrote:The ancient Kingdom of Putacaia wrote:
I used to be a zombie slayer like you......
Then I took a bite to the knee.
That stopped being funny long long ago.
Why has no one thought of stealing a tanker ship filled with food supplies yet? That's my plan. We have tankers coming in daily with foreign goods. Problem being a can't direct ships of this size, so I'll need the captain alive.
by Carlos Harry » Sun May 27, 2012 8:33 pm
by No Water No Moon » Sun May 27, 2012 8:40 pm
Carlos Harry wrote:If the zombie apocalypse is not a virus, humanity will surely win. And the zombie apocalypse won't easily spread, I mean the zombies can't swim and can't use an airplane right ? but if it's a virus, humanity.... might ... fall. (especially if the virus is airborne or waterborne)
Not twice this day
Inch time foot gem
by Blazedtown » Sun May 27, 2012 9:20 pm
Ovisterra wrote:It has presumably also ended, considering they shot the guy.
by New Rogernomics » Sun May 27, 2012 9:24 pm
Moral of the story: don't smoke coke....The Herald reports detectives believe the victim may have been homeless and the naked man suffering from "cocaine psychosis," which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.
by Rick Rollin » Sun May 27, 2012 9:26 pm
New Rogernomics wrote:Moral of the story: don't smoke coke....The Herald reports detectives believe the victim may have been homeless and the naked man suffering from "cocaine psychosis," which could have prompted him to remove his clothing.
by Blazedtown » Sun May 27, 2012 9:28 pm
by New Rogernomics » Sun May 27, 2012 9:32 pm
Coke is short for cocaine, whereas crack refers exclusively to the cocaine you smoke, in this case we don't know how the suspect took cocaine, if at all.
by Carlos Harry » Sun May 27, 2012 10:15 pm
No Water No Moon wrote:Carlos Harry wrote:If the zombie apocalypse is not a virus, humanity will surely win. And the zombie apocalypse won't easily spread, I mean the zombies can't swim and can't use an airplane right ? but if it's a virus, humanity.... might ... fall. (especially if the virus is airborne or waterborne)
On the other hand, zombies can't drown. So they don't need to swim, just follow you to whatever little island you hide out on, and swarm out of the ocean.
Flying a plane? Not sure - people tend to assume that zombies must be stupid, but I'm not sure why that should be necessary. If we're allowing that they can continue walking after they die... maybe they can continue thinking. And flying planes.
by Tlaceceyaya » Sun May 27, 2012 10:17 pm
Carlos Harry wrote:Maybe your right. Zombies might look dumb but maybe they are "Evolving". Maybe they are "Adopting" like our ancestors are doing after the melting of the ice age and soon they will have the best eyesight, hearing, smell, and sense of touch.
Dimitri Tsafendas wrote:You are guilty not only when you commit a crime, but also when you do nothing to prevent it when you have the chance.
by New hydra and canceron » Sun May 27, 2012 10:30 pm
by Jinwoy » Sun May 27, 2012 11:01 pm
Torcularis Septentrionalis wrote:Jinwoy wrote:
That stopped being funny long long ago.
Why has no one thought of stealing a tanker ship filled with food supplies yet? That's my plan. We have tankers coming in daily with foreign goods. Problem being a can't direct ships of this size, so I'll need the captain alive.
Because once the zombies come, tankers will no longer be arriving. They'll be leaving for uninfected places or abandoned and overrun.
by Carlos Harry » Sun May 27, 2012 11:03 pm
Tlaceceyaya wrote:Carlos Harry wrote:Maybe your right. Zombies might look dumb but maybe they are "Evolving". Maybe they are "Adopting" like our ancestors are doing after the melting of the ice age and soon they will have the best eyesight, hearing, smell, and sense of touch.
The fuck?
Evolution doesn't work that way. Adoption is completely unrelated to that.
Zombies can't reproduce. Therefore, they cannot evolve.
Zombies are dead flesh. Therefore, their senses can only deteriorate.
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