Should the World adopt a new Metric Alphabet (the Decabet)?

[Rick Rollin]

Nah, let's push it to the limit...the Unibet. One character.

That alphabet is walking along a razor's edge.

Pfft. Lets go for the Abet.

[A Republican Empire State]

ГЯck LMNO

[Rick Rollin]

ГЯck LMNOLMNO

Corrected.

[Vetalia]

That alphabet is walking along a razor's edge.

Wanted: someone to create a single-character alphabet with me. This is not a joke.

[Geniasis]

That alphabet is walking along a razor's edge.

Pfft. Lets go for the Abet.

All right, but don't look down, just keep your head and you'll be finished.

[Lancearc]

ГЯck LMNO

Hey, I've already spelt the first word, an LMNO is No. Except I said "Fuck this."

I win da gaem.

[Alaje]

It's a linguistically unsound idea. Too many letters that represent historically unrelated phonomes are merged together.

[Rastynhaven]

ЧГLMNOLMNO LMNOLMNO

Hell no

[Rick Rollin]

Ironically, ten people support this.

[Strathy]

No, no we shouldn't.

[Midlothian Heart]

LMNOLMNO, ЧЯ ЯAKГЯ LMNOЯГ ЯЧГ LMNOAЯЧLMNOLMNOЧ ЯLMNOЧLMNOЯЯГLMNOГЯЯ.
[No, It takes the nations uniqueness.]

And it also takes way too long to write and learn.

[Geniasis]

Don't you mean: ЧЯLMNOLMNOЧCALMNOLMNOЯ, ЯГLMNO ЯГLMNOЯLMNOГ...

You know, I can't even finish this. It takes way too long to type in bizzaro-speak.

[Ifreann]

LMNOLMNO, ЧЯ ЯAKГЯ LMNOЯГ ЯЧГ LMNOAЯЧLMNOLMNOЧ ЯLMNOЧLMNOЯЯГLMNOГЯЯ.
[No, It takes the nations uniqueness.]

And it also takes way too long to write and learn.

Maybe you haven't noticed, but nation's here in the real world don't each have one unique language.

[Haydenish People]

The Decabet looks like Cyrillic had a baby with the Latin alphabet and their baby only had ten letters. It won't work. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, an our alphabet ain't broke, last time I checked.

[Talonis]

Or, we could replace ALL letters with A!
(AAA AA AAAA AAAAAAA AAA AAAAAAA AAAA AA)
Maybe... even go back to grunts!
Decabet- worst lingual idea since simplified English Esperantoan

[Ruridova]

If anything, the English language could do with some more letters.

^This. It sounds cool but it's amazingly confusing.

[Charlotte Ryberg]

Nah, let's push it to the limit...the Unibet. One character.

I think that would be totally unworkable, save for a certain article on Uncylopedia. I won't be able to distinguish between any word whatsoever!

[Ruridova]

Nah, let's push it to the limit...the Unibet. One character.

I think that would be totally unworkable, save for a certain article on Uncylopedia. I won't be able to distinguish between any word whatsoever!

Should we start typing in Unibet then? What will the one letter be? Going with the Uncyclopedia reference, the letter A?

[Helcasia]

Quite sure this 'aaaa' stuff is spam which will get the thread locked.

...also, why not simplify further, and also abolish upper-case? Make it a single symbol for the letter.

[Caninope]

Quite sure this 'aaaa' stuff is spam which will get the thread locked.

...also, why not simplify further, and also abolish upper-case? Make it a single symbol for the letter.

Now come on. That would just be silly.

[Ruridova]

Quite sure this 'aaaa' stuff is spam which will get the thread locked.

...also, why not simplify further, and also abolish upper-case? Make it a single symbol for the letter.

Even better! And why not get rid of punctuation too? Simplify it even more? If you haven't realized this is sarcasm, I will slap you.
Mod edit: Knock it off.

[Sithaar]

I propose making Estonian the lingua franca.

Why?

Because why not.

[Ifreann]

Why?

Because why not.

It would take considerable effort and would provide no real benefit.

[Sithaar]

Because why not.

It would take considerable effort and would provide no real benefit.

But it was a joke.

[Ifreann]

It would take considerable effort and would provide no real benefit.

But it was a joke.

In that case, I think I ruined your joke