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by The Truth and Light » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:06 am

by The Blaatschapen » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:13 am

by The Truth and Light » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:15 am

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:23 am
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Leepaidamba » Thu Jan 27, 2011 11:55 am
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Why is Islam even on here? I'm Muslim and I'm peaceful! You can't generalize an entire group based on the actions of a few! And, by the way, we worship the same God as the Jews and Christians!
Islam is much younger than Christianity -- by our calendar, it's 1432. We're in the midst of our English Civil War, sort of -- just with Western meddling. Even though it isn't right, I think Taliban animosity towards the West is understandable.
Factbook Official name: the Grand Duchy of Leepaidamba Short name: Amba AKA: the Grand Duchy Demonym: Leepaidamban/Amban HoS: co-Grand Dukes David I and Anna I HoG: Premier Jaap de Waal Region: Nederland Map by PB FlagsNational animal: Rabit National motto: "Paene est non." (Almost is not) National anthem: " 't Lied der Vrijheid" (the Song of Freedom) CapitalsCurrency: Amban Florin/Aƒ Languages
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by The Truth and Light » Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:13 pm
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Why is Islam even on here? I'm Muslim and I'm peaceful! You can't generalize an entire group based on the actions of a few! And, by the way, we worship the same God as the Jews and Christians!
Islam is much younger than Christianity -- by our calendar, it's 1432. We're in the midst of our English Civil War, sort of -- just with Western meddling. Even though it isn't right, I think Taliban animosity towards the West is understandable.

by The Blaatschapen » Thu Jan 27, 2011 1:16 pm
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Why is Islam even on here? I'm Muslim and I'm peaceful! You can't generalize an entire group based on the actions of a few! And, by the way, we worship the same God as the Jews and Christians!
Islam is much younger than Christianity -- by our calendar, it's 1432. We're in the midst of our English Civil War, sort of -- just with Western meddling. Even though it isn't right, I think Taliban animosity towards the West is understandable.

by HC Eredivisie » Fri Jan 28, 2011 4:35 am
Christenen staan er ook op dus dan hebben we het grootste deel van de wereld ook gehad.Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Why is Islam even on here? I'm Muslim and I'm peaceful! You can't generalize an entire group based on the actions of a few! And, by the way, we worship the same God as the Jews and Christians!
Islam is much younger than Christianity -- by our calendar, it's 1432. We're in the midst of our English Civil War, sort of -- just with Western meddling. Even though it isn't right, I think Taliban animosity towards the West is understandable.

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:45 pm
The Truth and Light wrote:Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Why is Islam even on here? I'm Muslim and I'm peaceful! You can't generalize an entire group based on the actions of a few! And, by the way, we worship the same God as the Jews and Christians!
Islam is much younger than Christianity -- by our calendar, it's 1432. We're in the midst of our English Civil War, sort of -- just with Western meddling. Even though it isn't right, I think Taliban animosity towards the West is understandable.
The legend of Genesis says that the Sons of Ishmael and the Sons of Isaac are forever cursed to be enemies. I suppose this has something to do with it.
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Can you imagine how awkward that would be?
"Mom, Dad... I'm an owl."
"Wha... what?!"
"I know, I know. I..."
"Can you stop being an owl?"
"Mom, it's not a choice."
"NO SON OF MINE CAN BE AN OWL!"
"Dad! It's not even physically possible! Christ, how can you be racist against something you didn't know existed until 5 seconds ago?!"
"Do you have an owlfriend?"
"Yes Mom. His name is Damien."

by Al-Harakut al-Islami » Fri Jan 28, 2011 2:47 pm
Leepaidamba wrote:Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Why is Islam even on here? I'm Muslim and I'm peaceful! You can't generalize an entire group based on the actions of a few! And, by the way, we worship the same God as the Jews and Christians!
Islam is much younger than Christianity -- by our calendar, it's 1432. We're in the midst of our English Civil War, sort of -- just with Western meddling. Even though it isn't right, I think Taliban animosity towards the West is understandable.
Eerst integreren, dan discusiëren.![]()
Christenen en communisme staan d'r ook op trouwens, alsmede Geert Wilders(=-islam).

by The Blaatschapen » Fri Jan 28, 2011 3:36 pm
HC Eredivisie wrote:The Truth and Light wrote:It...clogs your ports?
Goeie.
Christenen staan er ook op dus dan hebben we het grootste deel van de wereld ook gehad.Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Why is Islam even on here? I'm Muslim and I'm peaceful! You can't generalize an entire group based on the actions of a few! And, by the way, we worship the same God as the Jews and Christians!
Islam is much younger than Christianity -- by our calendar, it's 1432. We're in the midst of our English Civil War, sort of -- just with Western meddling. Even though it isn't right, I think Taliban animosity towards the West is understandable.
@Blaat: Of aan Nit vragen.


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by Leepaidamba » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:31 am
Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:Leepaidamba wrote:Eerst integreren, dan discusiëren.![]()
Christenen en communisme staan d'r ook op trouwens, alsmede Geert Wilders(=-islam).
Maar we hebben. Ik ben een West-moslim.
Sorry als mijn Nederlands is slecht - ik ben met behulp van Google Translate. Ik spreek Engels. :-)
Factbook Official name: the Grand Duchy of Leepaidamba Short name: Amba AKA: the Grand Duchy Demonym: Leepaidamban/Amban HoS: co-Grand Dukes David I and Anna I HoG: Premier Jaap de Waal Region: Nederland Map by PB FlagsNational animal: Rabit National motto: "Paene est non." (Almost is not) National anthem: " 't Lied der Vrijheid" (the Song of Freedom) CapitalsCurrency: Amban Florin/Aƒ Languages
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by The Alma Mater » Sat Jan 29, 2011 1:35 am
Leepaidamba wrote:Al-Harakut al-Islami wrote:
Maar we hebben. Ik ben een West-moslim.
Sorry als mijn Nederlands is slecht - ik ben met behulp van Google Translate. Ik spreek Engels. :-)
Nog steeds, eerst integreren, dan discussiëren. Dit is een Nederlandse topic waar nu en dan ook wat Plat of Fries gesproken mag worden. Als dat niet lukt: pech gehad.
West-moslim, Oost-moslim, Zuid-moslim of Noord-moslim, als het geen Nederlands moslim is (of Vlaams, Surinaams) heeft het hier niks te zoeken.

by Leepaidamba » Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:00 am
The Alma Mater wrote:Leepaidamba wrote:Nog steeds, eerst integreren, dan discussiëren. Dit is een Nederlandse topic waar nu en dan ook wat Plat of Fries gesproken mag worden. Als dat niet lukt: pech gehad.
West-moslim, Oost-moslim, Zuid-moslim of Noord-moslim, als het geen Nederlands moslim is (of Vlaams, Surinaams) heeft het hier niks te zoeken.
Eigen moslim eerst ?
Factbook Official name: the Grand Duchy of Leepaidamba Short name: Amba AKA: the Grand Duchy Demonym: Leepaidamban/Amban HoS: co-Grand Dukes David I and Anna I HoG: Premier Jaap de Waal Region: Nederland Map by PB FlagsNational animal: Rabit National motto: "Paene est non." (Almost is not) National anthem: " 't Lied der Vrijheid" (the Song of Freedom) CapitalsCurrency: Amban Florin/Aƒ Languages
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by The Alma Mater » Sat Jan 29, 2011 2:05 am
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by Leepaidamba » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:27 am
Factbook Official name: the Grand Duchy of Leepaidamba Short name: Amba AKA: the Grand Duchy Demonym: Leepaidamban/Amban HoS: co-Grand Dukes David I and Anna I HoG: Premier Jaap de Waal Region: Nederland Map by PB FlagsNational animal: Rabit National motto: "Paene est non." (Almost is not) National anthem: " 't Lied der Vrijheid" (the Song of Freedom) CapitalsCurrency: Amban Florin/Aƒ Languages
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by The Alma Mater » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:30 am
Het Zuid-Afrikaans kent een aantal erg inventieve alternatieve woordjes 

by West-Flanders » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:35 am
The Blaatschapen wrote:Taalpuurheid
Zolang we leenwoorden nog steeds vernederlandsen en aanpassen aan Nederlandse taalregels (het is bijv. ik computerde, en niet ik computered) is er niet echt iets aan de hand.
Ik hoor de Engelsen nooit klagen over taalpuurheid, terwijl bij hun een heel groot deel van de taal een leenwoord is. Hoe zou dat komen?


by The Alma Mater » Sat Jan 29, 2011 6:38 am
West-Flanders wrote:The Blaatschapen wrote:Taalpuurheid
Zolang we leenwoorden nog steeds vernederlandsen en aanpassen aan Nederlandse taalregels (het is bijv. ik computerde, en niet ik computered) is er niet echt iets aan de hand.
Ik hoor de Engelsen nooit klagen over taalpuurheid, terwijl bij hun een heel groot deel van de taal een leenwoord is. Hoe zou dat komen?
Omdat zij het gewend zijn dat Engels de standaard is. En wij ook trouwens. Heel wat Engelse zaken klinken opeens heel wat sulliger als je ze vertaald:
Ik hoor het al op de radio: En dan nu "De Kevers" met hun nummer-één hit "Wij wonen allemaal in een gele duikboot". Daarna volgen "De Rollende Stenen" met "Schilder het Zwart". Laat staan dat we de teksten van Engelstalige liedjes eens zouden analyseren...
Op filmgebied is het even erg:
"De Heer van de Ringen: De Broederschap van de Ring"
"Steroorlogen I: De Spookbedreiging" met Anankin Luchtwandelaar (die zich zal bekeren tot de Donkere Zijde van De Kracht).
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by The Alma Mater » Sat Jan 29, 2011 8:06 am
The Blaatschapen wrote:Meestal gaan liedjes over liefde
En het Afrikaans kent inderdaad een aantal mooie woordjes zoals "bababroeikas" (couveuse).
En Engels is pas sinds kort de standaard, als de VS niet was opgekomen als grootmacht en de Duitsers en de Fransen elkaar niet hadden afgemaakt, hadden we misschien wel een andere taal als lingua franca gebruikt(Frans, Duits, Russisch?). Maar ja, dat is natuurlijk puur hypothetisch.
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