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The Archregimancy wrote:

Laerod wrote:Thoroughly, yes, but quickly? =P

I'm more used to writing several thousand word-long journal papers/book chapters with extensive in-text citations and massive bibliographies.

By my standards, that was brevity incarnate.

are you a wizard?

Raeyh wrote:

Northern Dominus wrote:Right...so where did the other wimmin come from?
Since they're not named one can only assume then that Cain and Abel had to reproduce with the only woman around.

You do the math.

You are wrong.

There were people created by other gods, such as Lilith. For crying out loud, there was a enough people to make a city in the land of Nod, where Cain got sent to for killing Abel.

"and the daughters of men bred with the Sons of God" something along those lines is in there. I'm thinking a Son of God is a human created by God. Also, good old A&E had thirty-two children, about fifteen of them women.

Danbershan wrote:

Raeyh wrote:
You are wrong.

There were people created by other gods, such as Lilith. For crying out loud, there was a enough people to make a city in the land of Nod, where Cain got sent to for killing Abel.

"and the daughters of men bred with the Sons of God" something along those lines is in there. I'm thinking a Son of God is a human created by God. Also, good old A&E had thirty-two children, about fifteen of them women.

didnt they get sent to hell or something similar for that?

The Aryan Nations wrote:

Danbershan wrote:
"and the daughters of men bred with the Sons of God" something along those lines is in there. I'm thinking a Son of God is a human created by God. Also, good old A&E had thirty-two children, about fifteen of them women.

didnt they get sent to hell or something similar for that?

Who now? :/

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:

Condunum wrote:No, that's citing the bible, actually, but fine.

viewtopic.php?p=9064286#p9064286

Its still not using the Bible as a source. And I know what passage says homosexuality is an abomination thank you very much.

Though its been interpreted to be referring to homosexual acts in a woman's bed as being an abomination.

Farnhamia wrote:

The Aryan Nations wrote:
Noah and lots?

think about this.

Adam and Eve had two sons. there were no other humans.

I was going to say that there's some implied incest, yes. But then all of a sudden, in the time of Cain and Abel, there suddenly are bunches of people, if I remember aright.

Especially after the murder, that comes into play. Cain seems worried about being forced to wander the earth with the mark, which he fears will make him a target. From who?

Tlaceceyaya wrote:

Untaland wrote:I chose to be straight when I looked at a woman and thought yes i'd like some of that in bed please but had the exact opposite reaction to men

No, that's recognizing that you are straight.
Choosing to be straight would involve thinking about it. Someone here has a quote in their signature from the last time I mentioned this. It's not a

, just a Tlaceceyaya said this: "What I said".

Choosing to be straight involves the following thought process.

"Hmm...I seem to be sexually aroused around other people. Most people go for the opposite sex, so I think I'll only be attracted to them."

The Aryan Nations wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:There's a little incest, Noah's daughters and Lot's, I think, but not a lot. A good many people do get murdered, though.

Noah and lots?

think about this.

Adam and Eve had two sons. there were no other humans.

No. That's not true. In the Bible, they have thirty-two children.

Danbershan wrote:

The Aryan Nations wrote:
Noah and lots?

think about this.

Adam and Eve had two sons. there were no other humans.

No. That's not true. In the Bible, they have thirty-two children.

The only one I know about offhand is Seth.

Raeyh wrote:

Danbershan wrote:
No. That's not true. In the Bible, they have thirty-two children.

The only one I know about offhand is Seth.

Seth, Cain and Abel are the only well-known ones. However, they had fifteen daughters, and fourteen sons in addition to those three.

Danbershan wrote:

Raeyh wrote:
The only one I know about offhand is Seth.

Seth, Cain and Abel are the only well-known ones. However, they had fifteen daughters, and fourteen sons in addition to those three.

Right. I remember the episode where Anora broke Marsheya's nose with a football.

I was seven and I saw the three boobed woman in Total Recall, and at that point, I realized I wanted to dedicate my life to motorboating as many girls as humanly possible.

Mike the Progressive wrote:I was seven and I saw the three boobed woman in Total Recall, and at that point, I realized I wanted to dedicate my life to motorboating as many girls as humanly possible.

She's not free, but she's available.

Mars: Its like Tijuana but with better air.

Salandriagado wrote:

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Yes I have, you clearly arent paying attention. Again that thread contains my opinion and this thread is on why people choose to be straight/gay not on gay marrige.

OK, post your "legitimate reason" why homosexual marriage is wrong.

You have more chance of me saying "I love god!" than of him reposting his answers. USSR is a firm believer in "Look it up, I already said it once," like many posters here do.

Mike the Progressive wrote:I was seven and I saw the three boobed woman in Total Recall, and at that point, I realized I wanted to dedicate my life to motorboating as many girls as humanly possible.

I loved that movie. And that woman was unmotorboatable. It's saddening.

Grenartia wrote:

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:Its still not using the Bible as a source. And I know what passage says homosexuality is an abomination thank you very much.

Though its been interpreted to be referring to homosexual acts in a woman's bed as being an abomination.

That's not an interpretation - it's a word-for word quote from the original.

Condunum wrote:

Mike the Progressive wrote:I was seven and I saw the three boobed woman in Total Recall, and at that point, I realized I wanted to dedicate my life to motorboating as many girls as humanly possible.

I loved that movie. And that woman was unmotorboatable. It's saddening.

I refuse to believe that! Where there's a will, sir, there is a way!

Mike the Progressive wrote:

Condunum wrote:I loved that movie. And that woman was unmotorboatable. It's saddening.

I refuse to believe that! Where there's a will, sir, there is a way!

I guess you could kinda go under the one in the middle and... I'll stop there.

Condunum wrote:I could choose to act straight, but it would be unhealthy for me.

Acting straight.

When I discovered that I thought women were sexy but not men.

Ifreann wrote:

Farnhamia wrote:I know, huh? Christians seem to miss the fact that the Old Testament has as one of its themes the wonderfulness of Yahweh as compared to every other god. Those others are important to the story, because without them, who would Yahweh have to dis?

There's always Satan.

Doesn't exist in the Torah, there is ha-satan, but he's just a messenger.

Also, I didn't

Condunum wrote:

Mike the Progressive wrote:
I refuse to believe that! Where there's a will, sir, there is a way!

I guess you could kinda go under the one in the middle and... I'll stop there.

We can't just have a-symmetric motorboating?

Or one set of cleavage, then the other?

Or maybe collaborate with a friend. Harmonize.

See if you can do "Dueling Motorboats" on the Mars mutant hooker's boobage.

Neutraligon wrote:

Ifreann wrote:There's always Satan.

Doesn't exist in the Torah, there is ha-satan, but he's just a messenger.

Ha-Satan is a messenger from God and He's Gone Rogue. Starring Helen Hunt as the Virgin Mary, James Franco as Joseph, Jim Caviezel as baby Jesus, and Rob Schneider as Ha-Satan in Ha-Satan I: A Messenger from Hell. A Michael Bay production.

Mike the Progressive wrote:

Neutraligon wrote:
Doesn't exist in the Torah, there is ha-satan, but he's just a messenger.

Ha-Satan is a messenger from God and He's Gone Rogue. Starring Helen Hunt as the Virgin Mary, James Franco as Joseph, Jim Caviezel as baby Jesus, and Rob Schneider as Ha-Satan in Ha-Satan I: A Messenger from Hell. A Michael Bay production.

Doesn't sound that interesting...

Mike the Progressive wrote:

Neutraligon wrote:
Doesn't exist in the Torah, there is ha-satan, but he's just a messenger.

Ha-Satan is a messenger from God and He's Gone Rogue. Starring Helen Hunt as the Virgin Mary, James Franco as Joseph, Jim Caviezel as baby Jesus, and Rob Schneider as Ha-Satan in Ha-Satan I: A Messenger from Hell. A Michael Bay production.

...and a production assistant at Paramount composes a text to his boss..

...and the Seventh Seal is broken.

Neutraligon wrote:

Mike the Progressive wrote:
Ha-Satan is a messenger from God and He's Gone Rogue. Starring Helen Hunt as the Virgin Mary, James Franco as Joseph, Jim Caviezel as baby Jesus, and Rob Schneider as Ha-Satan in Ha-Satan I: A Messenger from Hell. A Michael Bay production.

Doesn't sound that interesting...

So you would favor making a sequel?

I don't think I ever- did...