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by RobCo Industries » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:29 pm
Theodore Roosevelt wrote:"There is nothing to fear,
but running out of beer."
by Chaos masters » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:30 pm
Well maybe you could have bitched at them, thats all you seem to be good for huh?!Cm the mistress of bitch that's what they should call you. Seriously Five ancient sages of bitchdom gathered one day on the peaks of Mount Bitch to proclaim your birth. And 100 years, when all the bitch stars had aligned you were born and made everybodies life a living hell BECAUSE YOU ARE SUCH A BITCH!
by Zeth Rekia » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:30 pm
by The free thinking few » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:32 pm
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:51 pm
Hathradic States wrote:This one guy on another site who was hitting on me until I said I wasn't gay and he was, like "WTF, you aren't gay?!!?"
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Grenartia » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:55 pm
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:58 pm
Grenartia wrote:Anyways, I learned that I'm really fucking confused regarding my relationship (or lack thereof, to be more accurate) situation.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Hungramy » Sun Jul 31, 2011 4:59 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Grenartia wrote:Anyways, I learned that I'm really fucking confused regarding my relationship (or lack thereof, to be more accurate) situation.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
by Astrolinium » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:03 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Grenartia wrote:Anyways, I learned that I'm really fucking confused regarding my relationship (or lack thereof, to be more accurate) situation.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:04 pm
Hungramy wrote:The Nuclear Fist wrote:Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
You're the best NF.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:06 pm
Astrolinium wrote:But he said lack thereof, implying he doesn't have an SO.
Therefore, he should just attack the nearest hobo.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Herrebrugh » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:07 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Astrolinium wrote:But he said lack thereof, implying he doesn't have an SO.
Therefore, he should just attack the nearest hobo.
If he's going to be attacking hobos, he is going to need something a bit bigger. Get a propane tank, a bottle of liquor, and a pack of matches.
It's the only way to be sure.
by Grenartia » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:08 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Grenartia wrote:Anyways, I learned that I'm really fucking confused regarding my relationship (or lack thereof, to be more accurate) situation.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
Attack your significant other with a sack full of mousetraps. 'Tis a good way to solve the issue.
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:09 pm
Herrebrugh wrote:If I ever need an expert on attacking people, I'll be sure to contact you as fast as I can.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:12 pm
Grenartia wrote:Well, it would solve the issue of my ex and her feelings for me, but then again, she probably wouldn't want to be friends either (yes, that is a bad thing), and besides, I can't hit a woman except in self-defense...
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
by Herrebrugh » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:13 pm
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Grenartia wrote:Well, it would solve the issue of my ex and her feelings for me, but then again, she probably wouldn't want to be friends either (yes, that is a bad thing), and besides, I can't hit a woman except in self-defense...
Chlroform her, and tie her to traintracks in the middle of the night. You never hit her, and the train does all the work. Just make sure to wear rubber gloves.
"And this has been "Uncle Vlad's Life Lessons with Uncle Vlad." I'm Uncle Vlad, and I'll see you all next time."
by Buffett and Colbert » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:21 pm
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.
by Deus in Machina » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:22 pm
Atlantum wrote:ur an idiot because you can get kicked off of here.
by Lucent Dawn » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:22 pm
Buffett and Colbert wrote:That I really miss Spain and all the friends I made.
by Deus in Machina » Sun Jul 31, 2011 5:23 pm
Buffett and Colbert wrote:That I really miss Spain and all the friends I made.
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