What have you learned today? P7

[Nationstatelandsville]

I learned I've gotta make a movie based around Pocket Sand.

"The stock market is up 33%, and ore mining industries in the French Mars Territory are expected to make a rise by the year 2046."

"Thanks Jenny, and in planetary news, the new movie, Pocket Sand, has been rated the worst movie of all time by critics."

Seriously? You think it will beat Christmas Carol?

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

That human hunting is a centuries old tradition.

The fierce debate on Human hunting in Extro-Anthropophagus has been brought to your attention after vociferous supporters of both sides of the argument stormed your parliament.
The Debate

"Human hunting is a cruel and horrible 'sport' for the wealthy," says Naki Christmas of the 'Protect Anything Cute and Furry Society'. "How can you possibly justify it? Oh, they witter on about 'tradition' and 'pest control' and other such nonsense, but really we all know it's because these sadists love to torture poor, innocent animals! Hunting must be banned!"


"Banning Human hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Max Thiesen from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the Human scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that Humans are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that Human hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!"


"Well, you know what I think?" asks Violet Li, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Human is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles."


"I'm firmly against the slaughter of dumb animals," says George W. Falopian, while feeding an infant Human with a milk bottle. "It would be best if the animals didn't die, and hunters could still do what they love to do - how about instead of shooting them or sending vicious canines after them, the hunter runs up to his quarry and gives it a symbolic 'tap' with his hand? Now isn't that much nicer for everyone?"

[Knoxcrest]

"The stock market is up 33%, and ore mining industries in the French Mars Territory are expected to make a rise by the year 2046."

"Thanks Jenny, and in planetary news, the new movie, Pocket Sand, has been rated the worst movie of all time by critics."

Seriously? You think it will beat Christmas Carol?

How could any movie beat Mac & me or Birdemic?

[New East Ireland]

Please, I'd have an all star cast of voice actors.

It has to be animated, it's King of the Hill!

It would suck.

Seriously? You think it will beat Christmas Carol?

It wasn't that bad.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That human hunting is a centuries old tradition.

The fierce debate on Human hunting in Extro-Anthropophagus has been brought to your attention after vociferous supporters of both sides of the argument stormed your parliament.
The Debate

"Human hunting is a cruel and horrible 'sport' for the wealthy," says Naki Christmas of the 'Protect Anything Cute and Furry Society'. "How can you possibly justify it? Oh, they witter on about 'tradition' and 'pest control' and other such nonsense, but really we all know it's because these sadists love to torture poor, innocent animals! Hunting must be banned!"


"Banning Human hunting would be the end for centuries of tradition!" wails esteemed aristocrat Max Thiesen from atop his steed. "The thrill of the chase, the baying of the hounds, the Human scooting through the undergrowth - it would be a travesty! We provide much needed stimulus to the local tourism, and you can't deny that Humans are pests - killing farmers' livestock for example! I propose that Human hunting be encouraged, for the cultural - and economic - benefit of the nation!"


"Well, you know what I think?" asks Violet Li, while helping to assemble a small trebuchet. "I reckon that the real issue about this sport is the cruelty aspect, and no-one can deny that sending a pack of dogs to tear apart a poor, innocent Human is cruel. I reckon we should just ban hunting with hounds and only allow kinder and more instantly lethal methods like guns, tranquillisers, and cruise missiles."


"I'm firmly against the slaughter of dumb animals," says George W. Falopian, while feeding an infant Human with a milk bottle. "It would be best if the animals didn't die, and hunters could still do what they love to do - how about instead of shooting them or sending vicious canines after them, the hunter runs up to his quarry and gives it a symbolic 'tap' with his hand? Now isn't that much nicer for everyone?"

Weeeeeeeeeeell, he's not entirely wrong.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Please, I'd have an all star cast of voice actors.

It has to be animated, it's King of the Hill!

It would suck.

Seriously? You think it will beat Christmas Carol?

It wasn't that bad.

Oh yes, it was.

[Wazkyraque]

I learned if you wake up at 12:00 o' clock, and you have a boner, you will have gas later that day.

[Knoxcrest]

It would suck.

It wasn't that bad.

Oh yes, it was.

He must've never watched it.

[Knoxcrest]

I learned that Mr. Krabs thinks everyone on the boat is a nazi.

[Zeth Rekia]

That if all else fails. Get a sugar daddy. Yeah, that's a good plan.

Ohhhh... Idea.

[Astrolinium]

That according to this guy, the ultimate question that goes with the ultimate answer of 42 is: "What?"

Try it.
What?
42.


Explains things, doesn't it?

[Grenartia]

That if all else fails. Get a sugar daddy. Yeah, that's a good plan.

Ohhhh... Idea.

Who's Zeno's sugar daddy?

[Wazkyraque]

I learned that about 90% of the times I wake up... the time ends with a zero (like 9:00, 8:00, 10:30)

[Keronians]

I learned that about 90% of the times I wake up... the time ends with a zero (like 9:00, 8:00, 10:30)

I have yet to actually wake up in the morning rather than in the afternoon.

Today, I broke the record: woke up at 1430.

[Zeth Rekia]

That if all else fails. Get a sugar daddy. Yeah, that's a good plan.

Ohhhh... Idea.

Who's Zeno's sugar daddy?

Wha?

[Knoxcrest]

Complete history of Soviet Union to melody of tetris. Again. Da.

[Grenartia]

Who's Zeno's sugar daddy?

Wha?

I don't know...

[Deppreeve]

People don't read classified ads properly.

I am advertising for a mature female room mate who has a steady job. I also stated that I smoke and have a cat. First reply I got was from a young guy who is 'looking to start a new career', hates cigarette smoke and is allergic to cats. In other words, aside from the obvious negatives - he hasn't even got a bloody job.

[Germanic Templars]

What I learned:

My German Shepherd attacked, yet another small dog, this time that little one got into our fence.

A HUGE f*ckin storm is on its way. (one possible of tornado)

And that there is a prison in Lima, Peru that is ran by the prisoners and there own somewhat civil community.

[Dumb Ideologies]

What I learned:

My German Shepherd attacked, yet another small dog, this time that little one got into our fence.

A HUGE f*ckin storm is on its way. (one possible of tornado)

And that there is a prison in Lima, Peru that is ran by the prisoners and there own somewhat civil community.

Set your German Shepherd on the storm.

[Germanic Templars]

What I learned:

My German Shepherd attacked, yet another small dog, this time that little one got into our fence.

A HUGE f*ckin storm is on its way. (one possible of tornado)

And that there is a prison in Lima, Peru that is ran by the prisoners and there own somewhat civil community.

Set your German Shepherd on the storm.

Wha?

[Herrebrugh]

Complete history of Soviet Union to melody of tetris. Again. Da.

I'm not going to do the "ta tatatata tatata tata" thing again, you know

[Knoxcrest]

Complete history of Soviet Union to melody of tetris. Again. Da.

I'm not going to do the "ta tatatata tatata tata" thing again, you know

I didn't intend for you to do it the first time.

Why would I want you to do it the second? .V.

[Tiami]

That I need to finish working on my factbook. -.-

[Knoxcrest]

I learned these animals should star in an Inception remake.