What have you learned today? P7

[Nationstatelandsville]

Jumanji was shit.

Jurassic Park 3 was flaming shit.

Honey, I Shrank the Kids was flaming shit on a stick.

The Pagemaster can not be described by any mortal tongue.

The only time he's down well was when he was George Lucas's bitch.

Jurassic Park 3 and The Pagemaster were mediocre. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids was a good movie that hasn't aged well. And Jumanji was an IRREPLACEABLE GEM OF GLORIOUS CHILDHOOD FANTASY.

In any case, George Lucas had nothing to do with Captain America and that was damn near perfect.

By gem, do you mean flaming rocks being thrown into your eyes? If so, that's right.

[Coffee Cakes]

Yeah I'm serious. I've probably only missed church 8 times in the last 4 years, too... and normally I go on about 6 hours of sleep.

Only twice a year? You need to work on your laziness.

I actually like the church I go to... >.>
The reason I fall asleep is because the pastor's voice is really monotone, but it's got a comforting sound to it.

[New East Ireland]

Meow.

*pats*

*purrs*

Jumanji was an IRREPLACEABLE GEM OF GLORIOUS CHILDHOOD FANTASY.

What the fuck are you smoking right now?

[Coffee Cakes]

Well that flag is hot...

I thought so too. The scary thing is, knowing anime, this kid is probably twelve. I'm sure Nana will confirm my suspicions.

*pats*

*brushes against CC's leg*

Yeah. Some anime is messed up. Fun, but disturbing.

*strokes whiskers*

[Nationstatelandsville]

Only twice a year? You need to work on your laziness.

I actually like the church I go to... >.>
The reason I fall asleep is because the pastor's voice is really monotone, but it's got a comforting sound to it.

This is my grandma's priest.

"we are here today TO PRAISE THE FATHER the son AND THE HOLY SPIRIT! MS. JOHNSON PASSED AWAY LAST TUESDAY and we shall all pray for her spirit in heaven and her family..."

[Deus in Machina]

Jurassic Park 3 and The Pagemaster were mediocre. Honey, I Shrunk the Kids was a good movie that hasn't aged well. And Jumanji was an IRREPLACEABLE GEM OF GLORIOUS CHILDHOOD FANTASY.

In any case, George Lucas had nothing to do with Captain America and that was damn near perfect.

By gem, do you mean flaming rocks being thrown into your eyes? If so, that's right.

You don't know the meaning of the word 'right'. You're a wrong-based life form who spends its entire life swimming in a swamp of wrong, eating wrong and secreting pure wrong. You live and die knowing nothing but wrong.

[Coffee Cakes]

*pats*

*purrs*

Jumanji was an IRREPLACEABLE GEM OF GLORIOUS CHILDHOOD FANTASY.

What the fuck are you smoking right now?

*pats some more*

And I never saw the Jumanji movie, but the old cartoon show was a treasured part of my childhood. I always watched that, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and Robocop before leaving for school.

[Tiami]

That waking up to my new flag makes me a happy cat.

*rubs your belly*
^.^

[Nationstatelandsville]

By gem, do you mean flaming rocks being thrown into your eyes? If so, that's right.

You don't know the meaning of the word 'right'. You're a wrong-based life form who spends its entire life swimming in a swamp of wrong, eating wrong and secreting pure wrong. You live and die knowing nothing but wrong.

No. Not at all. Jumanji is horrible, even with Robin Williams playing the lead.

[New East Ireland]

I actually like the church I go to... >.>
The reason I fall asleep is because the pastor's voice is really monotone, but it's got a comforting sound to it.

This is my grandma's priest.

"we are here today TO PRAISE THE FATHER the son AND THE HOLY SPIRIT! MS. JOHNSON PASSED AWAY LAST TUESDAY and we shall all pray for her spirit in heaven and her family..."

At least he isn't fire and brimstone.

"PICK UP YOUR TRASH OR BURN IN HELL!"

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is my grandma's priest.

"we are here today TO PRAISE THE FATHER the son AND THE HOLY SPIRIT! MS. JOHNSON PASSED AWAY LAST TUESDAY and we shall all pray for her spirit in heaven and her family..."

At least he isn't fire and brimstone.

"PICK UP YOUR TRASH OR BURN IN HELL!"

That's actually kind of sad. I would throw right back in his face.

"STOP SCREAMING OR BURN IN HELL! SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

[Buffett and Colbert]

That waking up to my new flag makes me a happy cat.

*rubs your belly*
^.^

I'm liking this change in flag more and more.

[Coffee Cakes]

I actually like the church I go to... >.>
The reason I fall asleep is because the pastor's voice is really monotone, but it's got a comforting sound to it.

This is my grandma's priest.

"we are here today TO PRAISE THE FATHER the son AND THE HOLY SPIRIT! MS. JOHNSON PASSED AWAY LAST TUESDAY and we shall all pray for her spirit in heaven and her family..."

That voice sounds like torture.
Southerners have a nice voice, and one that keeps me awake.
*thinks back to January*
Ain't nothing like a church service in the Bible-Belt.

[New East Ireland]

*pats some more*

And I never saw the Jumanji movie, but the old cartoon show was a treasured part of my childhood. I always watched that, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and Robocop before leaving for school.

From the parts of my childhood that I actually remember, I know that Winnie the Pooh was one. That, and Transformers.

[Nationstatelandsville]

This is my grandma's priest.

"we are here today TO PRAISE THE FATHER the son AND THE HOLY SPIRIT! MS. JOHNSON PASSED AWAY LAST TUESDAY and we shall all pray for her spirit in heaven and her family..."

That voice sounds like torture.
Southerners have a nice voice, and one that keeps me awake.
*thinks back to January*
Ain't nothing like a church service in the Bible-Belt.

Except you're in the Bible Belt, which is ironically the closest thing to Hell on earth.

[Tiami]

*rubs your belly*
^.^

I'm liking this change in flag more and more.

I can go farther. >.>
^.^

[Deus in Machina]

You don't know the meaning of the word 'right'. You're a wrong-based life form who spends its entire life swimming in a swamp of wrong, eating wrong and secreting pure wrong. You live and die knowing nothing but wrong.

No. Not at all. Jumanji is horrible, even with Robin Williams playing the lead.

I'm willing to admit the possibility that I would like it less if I saw it today, with the discerning eyes of an adult. But that movie is one of my few good childhood memories. Let me keep it.

[Nationstatelandsville]

*pats some more*

And I never saw the Jumanji movie, but the old cartoon show was a treasured part of my childhood. I always watched that, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and Robocop before leaving for school.

From the parts of my childhood that I actually remember, I know that Winnie the Pooh was one. That, and Transformers.

I used to watch Spider-Man a lot. Batman too.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I'm liking this change in flag more and more.

I can go farther. >.>
^.^

*extends claws*

[Coffee Cakes]

*pats some more*

And I never saw the Jumanji movie, but the old cartoon show was a treasured part of my childhood. I always watched that, Rocky & Bullwinkle, and Robocop before leaving for school.

From the parts of my childhood that I actually remember, I know that Winnie the Pooh was one. That, and Transformers.

I didn't watch a whole lot of Transformers, but I remember watching Winnie the Pooh on ABC on Saturday mornings as a kid.
Recess was also fantastic.

[Nationstatelandsville]

No. Not at all. Jumanji is horrible, even with Robin Williams playing the lead.

I'm willing to admit the possibility that I would like it less if I saw it today, with the discerning eyes of an adult. But that movie is one of my few good childhood memories. Let me keep it.

Happiness is forbidden in NSG. I must destroy it.

[Tiami]

I can go farther. >.>
^.^

*extends claws*

Fine, I'll back down this time and just rub your belly.

[New East Ireland]

That's actually kind of sad. I would throw right back in his face.

"STOP SCREAMING OR BURN IN HELL! SATAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

This is the priest who I'm explaining Elfen High too, mind you.

I used to watch Spider-Man a lot. Batman too.

Me too. I still hold Batman near and dear to my heart. He was always cracking jokes and shit, and his archenemy Joe Kurr would always shoot roadsigns. Good times.

[Coffee Cakes]

That voice sounds like torture.
Southerners have a nice voice, and one that keeps me awake.
*thinks back to January*
Ain't nothing like a church service in the Bible-Belt.

Except you're in the Bible Belt, which is ironically the closest thing to Hell on earth.

Massachusetts is the Bible Belt?
It's possibly the most godless state in the country.

[New East Ireland]

We need an Atheist god.