What have you learned today? P7

[Zeth Rekia]

You making Zeno horny.

I've never been that happy before ... I think this sentence cured my depression ...

Likewise.

[The Murtunian Tribes]

You'd be weird if it didn't.

*feels weird*

Don't worry. Just give it a try and you'll see. Do you happen to have a bone saw? If not, a butter knife or a rock will suffice.

[Dumb Ideologies]

You'd be weird if it didn't.

*feels weird*

Shuuuuuuuuuuuun!

[Coffee Cakes]

That there's a time and place for everything.

And Saturday nights on NSG are the right time and place to get drunk.

[Veceria]

I've never been that happy before ... I think this sentence cured my depression ...

Likewise.

[Nationstatelandsville]

That there's a time and place for everything.

And Saturday nights on NSG are the right time and place to get drunk.

No. Saturdays night are time for SATURDAY NIGHT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

[Coffee Cakes]

And Saturday nights on NSG are the right time and place to get drunk.

No. Saturdays night are time for SATURDAY NIGHT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

So watching SNL while posting on NSG is the right conditions for drunkenness?
I approve. But, any time is a good time, unless you're at church or with straight-laced family members.

[Tiami]

That there's a time and place for everything.

And Saturday nights on NSG are the right time and place to get drunk.

Yeah, especially after the little incident that caused me to be away from NSG for two hours.
Apparently, a friends house caught on fire and I spent the last two hours comforting his family.

[Zeth Rekia]

That there's a time and place for everything.

Even cheating?

[Coffee Cakes]

And Saturday nights on NSG are the right time and place to get drunk.

Yeah, especially after the little incident that caused me to be away from NSG for two hours.
Apparently, a friends house caught on fire and I spent the last two hours comforting his family.

that's when you bring them alcohol and everybody drinks out their frustrations.

[RobCo Industries]

That there's a time and place for everything.

Even cheating?

You know when you're playing a game and it's so unevenly balanced against you that no matter what you do there is no way to beat it because you're mentally unable too? Cheat codes.

[Knoxcrest]

I learned that pocket sand is actually a very effective weapon.

[Jafas United]

That a guy can get away with trolling all of Russia and yet when someone does it here, people come down on them like a ton of bricks.

[Nationstatelandsville]

No. Saturdays night are time for SATURDAY NIGHT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

So watching SNL while posting on NSG is the right conditions for drunkenness?
I approve. But, any time is a good time, unless you're at church or with straight-laced family members.

Which is why I avoid both.

[Zeth Rekia]

I learned that pocket sand is actually a very effective weapon.

So is a jar full of month year old urine.

[Tiami]

That a guy can get away with trolling all of Russia and yet when someone does it here, people come down on them like a ton of bricks.

We like to exterminate the trolls.

[Knoxcrest]

I learned that pocket sand is actually a very effective weapon.

So is a jar full of month year old urine.

Pocket sand is a little less weird...

And it sounds better than "pocket month year old piss"

[Zeth Rekia]

So is a jar full of month year old urine.

Pocket sand is a little less weird...

And it sounds better than "pocket month year old piss"

At least it isn't as weird as multiplayer pocket pool.

[Knoxcrest]

Pocket sand is a little less weird...

And it sounds better than "pocket month year old piss"

At least it isn't ass weird as multiplayer pocket pool.

They have that?

[Grenartia]

then call me a badass cause i got one

You're not really a badass till you try to shoot someone in the head with it. *pokes your nose*

Does shooting snakes with a crossbow count?

That according to this book, Zeno's got an hourglass type body. Nice. Always though Zeno had that.

Mmmm, and there's new smurf toys being sold with happy meals... Tempted to collect them.

No! Don't buy the evil blue shit!!! They'll destroy the world!!!!!!!!!

I was raised a hunter

IT'S WHAT I DO LADY, IT'S WHAT I DO.

I ain't ctiticising, love. But just imagining you in hunting gear and doing your thing is hot. Can you blame me?

I agree. Women who hunt are fucking hot. Then again, any woman with a gun is fucking hot.

Never had venison. Can't hunt in suburban Pennsylvania.

You must try it. It's scrumptious.

Closest I've ever had was scrambled eggs with deer sausage in it. Pretty fucking good, actually.

Does a crossbow and the heart of a deer count?

Crossbows are for lazy people.

I couldn't use anything else. I'm not sure if bowfishing is legal down here.
Hell, using crossbows was only recently legalized.

[Jafas United]

That a guy can get away with trolling all of Russia and yet when someone does it here, people come down on them like a ton of bricks.

We like to exterminate the trolls.

The Russians don't. They let them perform on national television!

[Unilisia]

Then I had a free person to eat.

That's your opinion.

[Zeth Rekia]

At least it isn't ass weird as multiplayer pocket pool.

They have that?

Who's 'they'?

[Nationstatelandsville]

That's your opinion.

It should only be a last resort for survival.

[Unilisia]

Crossbows are for lazy people.

I couldn't use anything else. I'm not sure if bowfishing is legal down here.
Hell, using crossbows was only recently legalized.

Your state is evil.