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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:11 pm

Knoxcrest wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
They have to get their license in that thing. It would be hysterical.

Yep, that's how I'm teaching my kids how to drive.

"Alright Haley, lower the cannon and go forwar--don't run over the dog!"

"It's alright dad we can clean him off the treads later!"


The funny part is the look on the instructor's face when you roll up to take the test in a tank.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:11 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
That terrifies me.

At least that fear is a relatively rational one. :lol:


My condition ain't rational. I know.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
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Knoxcrest
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Postby Knoxcrest » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:12 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Knoxcrest wrote:Yep, that's how I'm teaching my kids how to drive.

"Alright Haley, lower the cannon and go forwar--don't run over the dog!"

"It's alright dad we can clean him off the treads later!"


The funny part is the look on the instructor's face when you roll up to take the test in a tank.

"Alright, try to find a way around this traffic."

"Fuck that, we're goin' over it!"
PROCLAIMED THE FARM GOD OF NS
Ende, in a TG: "Your NSG voice is the Medic from TF2? You are an awesome person, Farm God."
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Didn't play Knox yet, but I know he will beat me.

He is inside the game. He is the game.
-Nat, on my TF2 Skeelz.

Condunum wrote:it's you Knox. No one knows what the hell is going on in that head of yours.
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The Mapuche People
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Postby The Mapuche People » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:12 pm

Galloism wrote:Impossible.

Rule 34 is omnipresent.


I bet there's omnipresent fetish porn out there.
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Galloism
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Postby Galloism » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:13 pm

The Mapuche People wrote:
Galloism wrote:Impossible.

Rule 34 is omnipresent.


I bet there's omnipresent fetish porn out there.

Rule 34.
Venicilian: wow. Jesus hung around with everyone. boys, girls, rich, poor(mostly), sick, healthy, etc. in fact, i bet he even went up to gay people and tried to heal them so they would be straight.
The Parkus Empire: Being serious on NSG is like wearing a suit to a nude beach.
New Kereptica: Since power is changed energy over time, an increase in power would mean, in this case, an increase in energy. As energy is equivalent to mass and the density of the government is static, the volume of the government must increase.

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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:13 pm

Knoxcrest wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
The funny part is the look on the instructor's face when you roll up to take the test in a tank.

"Alright, try to find a way around this traffic."

"Fuck that, we're goin' over it!"


It'd better with the cannon.

"You past that stop sign!"

(boom)

"What stop sign?"
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:13 pm

Galloism wrote:
The Mapuche People wrote:
I bet there's omnipresent fetish porn out there.

Rule 34.


Ninja'd!
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Samuraikoku
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Postby Samuraikoku » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:14 pm

The Mapuche People wrote:
Galloism wrote:Impossible.

Rule 34 is omnipresent.


I bet there's omnipresent fetish porn out there.


I imagine there might be. Assuming your fetishes aren't so underground that nobody has ever heard of them.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:14 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Not as bashful as I used to think, as it turns out, however. :twisted:


Bah, you're a whore. :p

Aunque lo niego, soy una puta en el espíritu. :(

:p
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:15 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:At least that fear is a relatively rational one. :lol:


My condition ain't rational. I know.

I said relatively. ;)
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:15 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Bah, you're a whore. :p

Aunque lo niego, soy una puta en el espíritu. :(

:p


¿Y me lo dices a mi? Si lo sé. Todos somos putas espitiruales. No lo podemos negar. :p
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Postby Knoxcrest » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:15 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Knoxcrest wrote:"Alright, try to find a way around this traffic."

"Fuck that, we're goin' over it!"


It'd better with the cannon.

"You past that stop sign!"

(boom)

"What stop sign?"

That's why tanks need to be legalized on the streets.

People can't die in a tank crash.
PROCLAIMED THE FARM GOD OF NS
Ende, in a TG: "Your NSG voice is the Medic from TF2? You are an awesome person, Farm God."
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Didn't play Knox yet, but I know he will beat me.

He is inside the game. He is the game.
-Nat, on my TF2 Skeelz.

Condunum wrote:it's you Knox. No one knows what the hell is going on in that head of yours.
Farm God of NS
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Zeppy
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:16 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:Aunque lo niego, soy una puta en el espíritu. :(

:p

Todos somos putas en el espíritu.

Solo que la accion es dificil, mayne. D:
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:16 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Aunque lo niego, soy una puta en el espíritu. :(

:p


¿Y me lo dices a mi? Si lo sé. Todos somos putas espitiruales. No lo podemos negar. :p


Damn you, minimal understanding of the Spanish language.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:16 pm

Knoxcrest wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
It'd better with the cannon.

"You past that stop sign!"

(boom)

"What stop sign?"

That's why tanks need to be legalized on the streets.

People can't die in a tank crash.


But they can die in a tank battle.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:16 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Aunque lo niego, soy una puta en el espíritu. :(

:p

Todos somos putas en el espíritu.

Solo que la accion es dificil, mayne. D:


Por eso es que hay que dejar a esa puta interna manifestarse. :lol2:
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:17 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Aunque lo niego, soy una puta en el espíritu. :(

:p


¿Y me lo dices a mi?

You get me. :p
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Zeppy
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Postby Zeppy » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:17 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:My condition ain't rational. I know.

Don't fret for the fear of being touched is equal!

Dirty, shitty people with their hands of love, germs, viruses and doom. D:
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Knoxcrest
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Postby Knoxcrest » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:17 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Knoxcrest wrote:That's why tanks need to be legalized on the streets.

People can't die in a tank crash.


But they can die in a tank battle.

Disable the cannons.
PROCLAIMED THE FARM GOD OF NS
Ende, in a TG: "Your NSG voice is the Medic from TF2? You are an awesome person, Farm God."
Nationstatelandsville wrote:Didn't play Knox yet, but I know he will beat me.

He is inside the game. He is the game.
-Nat, on my TF2 Skeelz.

Condunum wrote:it's you Knox. No one knows what the hell is going on in that head of yours.
Farm God of NS
The Most Reliable and by far the Most Insane lifeguard on Carthage Beach!
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Postby Hungramy » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:17 pm

Knoxcrest wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
It'd better with the cannon.

"You past that stop sign!"

(boom)

"What stop sign?"

That's why tanks need to be legalized on the streets.

People can't die in a tank crash.

I like this idea, when someone pisses you off just drive into their house and say "WHAT KNOW MOTHERFUCKERS!"
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:17 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
¿Y me lo dices a mi?

You get me. :p


I do, so well. Well, most of the time. Sometimes you and I are in different spiritual whore frequencies. :p
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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Nationstatelandsville
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:18 pm

Knoxcrest wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
But they can die in a tank battle.

Disable the cannons.


Then it's not fun.
"Then I was fertilized and grew wise;
From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
- Odin, Hávamál 138-141, the Poetic Edda, as translated by Dan McCoy.

I enjoy meta-humor and self-deprecation. Annoying, right?

Goodbye.
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Buffett and Colbert
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:18 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
¿Y me lo dices a mi? Si lo sé. Todos somos putas espitiruales. No lo podemos negar. :p


Damn you, minimal understanding of the Spanish language.

She said: "And you tell it to me? Yes, I know it. We're all whores in spirit. We can't deny it."
If the knowledge isn't useful, you haven't found the lesson yet. ~Iniika
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Samuraikoku
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Postby Samuraikoku » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:18 pm

Hold on. What *IS* a spiritual whore?
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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sat Aug 06, 2011 12:18 pm

Zeppy wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:My condition ain't rational. I know.

Don't fret for the fear of being touched is equal!

Dirty, shitty people with their hands of love, germs, viruses and doom. D:


There are times when I feel physically ill, nauseated, when I'm around people.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGs
RIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
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