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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:06 pm

Veceria wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:You're not really a badass till you try to shoot someone in the head with it. *pokes your nose*

Does a crossbow and the heart of a deer count?

Throw a molotov at it.

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Postby Unilisia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:06 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
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Done it. He was wearing a helmet so luckily the tip barely grazed his forehead and gave him a tiny scar.

I see it as a target to aim for in the future.


Jesus! What could he possibly have done to you to warrant an arrow to the face?!


He was drunk and wanted to know if his helmet would stop an arrow and I was high and felt like shooting at someones face with an arrow.
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Postby Veceria » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:07 pm

The free thinking few wrote:
Veceria wrote:Does a crossbow and the heart of a deer count?

or an arrow clean through a deers eye?

Erm ... well, I wasn't allowed to shoot it's head.

Unilisia wrote:
Veceria wrote:Does a crossbow and the heart of a deer count?


Crossbows are for lazy people.

I'm not allowed to use a bow for hunting here ...
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Postby The free thinking few » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:08 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Jesus! What could he possibly have done to you to warrant an arrow to the face?!


He was drunk and wanted to know if his helmet would stop an arrow and I was high and felt like shooting at someones face with an arrow.

So a typical saturday night for you?
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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:08 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Jesus! What could he possibly have done to you to warrant an arrow to the face?!


He was drunk and wanted to know if his helmet would stop an arrow and I was high and felt like shooting at someones face with an arrow.


And what if you had killed him?
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Postby Unilisia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:09 pm

Veceria wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
Crossbows are for lazy people.

I'm not allowed to use a bow for hunting here ...


Crossbows result in weaker marksman and were invented for use by those not properly trained to use a longbow. I use a recurve bow because it packs a strong punch combined with my physique, plus its relatively small so it can be used easier in an urban environment.
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Postby The Murtunian Tribes » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:09 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Jesus! What could he possibly have done to you to warrant an arrow to the face?!


He was drunk and wanted to know if his helmet would stop an arrow and I was high and felt like shooting at someones face with an arrow.

Drugs are bad, m'kay.

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:09 pm

True badasses fire themselves at their prey out of a cannon.
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Postby Unilisia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:10 pm

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
He was drunk and wanted to know if his helmet would stop an arrow and I was high and felt like shooting at someones face with an arrow.

Drugs are bad, m'kay.


I've heard that before.
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L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

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Postby Veceria » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:10 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Veceria wrote:

I'm not allowed to use a bow for hunting here ...


Crossbows result in weaker marksman and were invented for use by those not properly trained to use a longbow. I use a recurve bow because it packs a strong punch combined with my physique, plus its relatively small so it can be used easier in an urban environment.

I'm using bows quite often, when the bow shooting range is available. You Americans have much more freedom when using such things.
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Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
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Postby Unilisia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:10 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
He was drunk and wanted to know if his helmet would stop an arrow and I was high and felt like shooting at someones face with an arrow.


And what if you had killed him?


Then I had a free person to eat.
I am the mighty Uni.

Tiami wrote:I bow before the mighty Uni.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:If it shocked Uni, I know I don't want to read it.
You win.

Kylarnatia wrote:Steep hill + wheelchair + my lap - I think we know where that goes ;)

Katganistan wrote:That is fucking stupid.

L Ron Cupboard wrote:He appears to be propelling himself out of the flames with explosive diarrhea while his mother does jazz hands.

Mike the Progressive wrote:Because women are gods, men are pigs, and we, the males, deserve to all be castrated.

Neo Arcad wrote:Uni doesn't sleep. She waits.

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Collector: "Why are these coins all sticky?"

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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:11 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:True badasses fire themselves at their prey out of a cannon.

Guess so.

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Postby Veceria » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:11 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And what if you had killed him?


Then I had a free person to eat.

I like your way of thinking.
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Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.

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FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.

Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
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Postby The Murtunian Tribes » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:13 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:True badasses fire themselves at their prey out of a cannon.

Or saw off one of their own limbs and use it to club their prey to death.

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Postby Nationstatelandsville » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:14 pm

Unilisia wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And what if you had killed him?


Then I had a free person to eat.


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From a word to a word I was led to a word,
From a work to a work I was led to a work."
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:14 pm

The Murtunian Tribes wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:True badasses fire themselves at their prey out of a cannon.

Or saw off one of their own limbs and use it to club their prey to death.

Then turn the prey's severed head into a mask and wear it while yo chop up the prey's family.

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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:15 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:True badasses fire themselves at their prey out of a cannon.


I'll drink to that!
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Postby Veceria » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:15 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Murtunian Tribes wrote:Or saw off one of their own limbs and use it to club their prey to death.

Then turn the prey's severed head into a mask and wear it while yo chop up the prey's family.

I feel weird ... because this made me horny.
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Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
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Postby Keronians » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:15 pm

Nationstatelandsville wrote:
Unilisia wrote:
He was drunk and wanted to know if his helmet would stop an arrow and I was high and felt like shooting at someones face with an arrow.


And what if you had killed him?


I'm more interested in why she had a crossbow on her when out drinking... :blink:
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:16 pm

Veceria wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Then turn the prey's severed head into a mask and wear it while yo chop up the prey's family.

I feel weird ... because this made me horny.

You making Zeno horny.

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Postby Dumb Ideologies » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:16 pm

Veceria wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Then turn the prey's severed head into a mask and wear it while yo chop up the prey's family.

I feel weird ... because this made me horny.


You'd be weird if it didn't.
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Postby Veceria » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:18 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Veceria wrote:I feel weird ... because this made me horny.

You making Zeno horny.

I've never been that happy before ... I think this sentence cured my depression ...
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Zeth Rekia wrote:You making Zeno horny.

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FoxTropica wrote:And then Hurdegaryp kissed Thafoo, Meanwhile Fox-Mary-"Sue"-Tropica saved TET from destruction and everyone happily forever.

Then suddenly fights broke out because hey, it's the internet.

Hurd is Hurd is Hurd.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:18 pm

Keronians wrote:
Nationstatelandsville wrote:
And what if you had killed him?


I'm more interested in why she had a crossbow on her when out drinking... :blink:

Alcohol replaces intelligence with.. cotton fluff.

Cept' for the few who say they're smarter when drunk. But, they're mostly talking out their ass.

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Postby Keronians » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:18 pm

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Veceria wrote:I feel weird ... because this made me horny.


You'd be weird if it didn't.


*feels weird*
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George Orwell
· Private property
· Free foreign trade
· Exchange of goods and services
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Postby Tiami » Sat Aug 06, 2011 6:18 pm

That there's a time and place for everything.
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