Herrebrugh wrote:Oh look. Now I'm quote: "Gay as fuck".
*Sulu voice*
Helloooo....
I don't do date rape (or even regular rape). I like my partners to be conscious and enjoying it.
At work, I give snowballs. At home, I snowball myself.
fixed.
So, you admit that you want me?
Thanks Nana.
You sir, have earned the 'Most Epic Joke at Gren's Expense' award.
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:New East Ireland wrote:It seems that your AC is always being delayed.
*cough*Government Conspiracy*cough*
No kidding. They said the ETA was Friday, then they changed it to Monday. I bet, and mark my words, that tomorrow they will tell us it won't get to us until Tuesday or Wednesday. Motherfuckers.
*marks*
Yes. Seems like a good idea.
Zeth Rekia wrote:That Zeno's white catfish just died. Snap. Good thing Zeno didn't name him.
I had two of those before. Sorry to hear about that though.
Way ahead of you Nana.
Homosexy wrote:The Mapuche People wrote:
Will do. And yeah, it mostly involved crashing my beautiful Prius (sob) into the side of a pickup while laughing maniacally and feeling like I needed to puke. And then puking. And then breaking my arm. And then passing out. Luckily, the guy isn't pressing charges as long as I pay for the work on his car. Unluckily, my Prius is dead.
So you were driving under the influence...
Driving under the influence is dangerous and hurts people. You're lucky that wasn't some family in a car.
Sorry, but I can't seem to find any pity for you.
Agreed. I once lost two friends in two separate accidents where alcohol was involved. I'm not for the death penalty, but people who do shit like that are pretty damn close to deserving it, as far as I'm concerned.