What have you learned today? P7

[Grenartia]

Oh look. Now I'm quote: "Gay as fuck".

*Sulu voice*

Helloooo....

Roofie his next drink.

I will allow Gren do that stupid shit.

A roofie with a ';)'

I don't do date rape (or even regular rape). I like my partners to be conscious and enjoying it.

I want his skillage.

I would like to see him at 'work'.

At work, I give snowballs. At home, I snowball myself.

No, no, no. What Gren has is fucking skill.

I want him.

fixed.
So, you admit that you want me?

Like Gren when he's home alone.

No, no, no. What Gren has is fucking skill.

Thanks Nana.

Immensely.

Like Gren when he's home alone.

You sir, have earned the 'Most Epic Joke at Gren's Expense' award.

It seems that your AC is always being delayed.

*cough*Government Conspiracy*cough*

No kidding. They said the ETA was Friday, then they changed it to Monday. I bet, and mark my words, that tomorrow they will tell us it won't get to us until Tuesday or Wednesday. Motherfuckers.

*marks*

Perhaps he'll be friends with TNF's centipede in NSGer pet heaven.

Zeno should start an 'NSG Graveyard for Dead Pets and Generalites' thread.

Yes. Seems like a good idea.

That Zeno's white catfish just died. Snap. Good thing Zeno didn't name him.

I had two of those before. Sorry to hear about that though.

*receives medal*

Thank you Nana. Now to go defend my title.

*faps some more*

Defend it with honor!

o/

Way ahead of you Nana.

Will do. And yeah, it mostly involved crashing my beautiful Prius (sob) into the side of a pickup while laughing maniacally and feeling like I needed to puke. And then puking. And then breaking my arm. And then passing out. Luckily, the guy isn't pressing charges as long as I pay for the work on his car. Unluckily, my Prius is dead.

So you were driving under the influence...
Driving under the influence is dangerous and hurts people. You're lucky that wasn't some family in a car.
Sorry, but I can't seem to find any pity for you.

Agreed. I once lost two friends in two separate accidents where alcohol was involved. I'm not for the death penalty, but people who do shit like that are pretty damn close to deserving it, as far as I'm concerned.

[New East Ireland]

That there is such a thing as too much Baja Blast Mountain Dew. Ugh.

That sucks.

That's a little douchy too, sweetie.

'Sweetie' is not a term good for defining me

Is it ok if I define you as 'hardass Siberian chick'?

[Unilisia]

'Sweetie' is not a term good for defining me

Is it ok if I define you as 'hardass Siberian chick'?

Yes

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That there is such a thing as too much Baja Blast Mountain Dew. Ugh.

That sucks.

It's my own fault, for drinking it so much.

[Grenartia]

That there is such a thing as too much Baja Blast Mountain Dew. Ugh.

Lime and lemon in water is better.

Spearmint and Banana snoballs are best.

[Herrebrugh]

Oh look. Now I'm quote: "Gay as fuck".

*Sulu voice*

Helloooo....

Sorry. I'm too gay for you.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Oh look. Now I'm quote: "Gay as fuck".

*Sulu voice*

Helloooo....

I will allow Gren do that stupid shit.

A roofie with a ';)'

I don't do date rape (or even regular rape). I like my partners to be conscious and enjoying it.

I would like to see him at 'work'.

At work, I give snowballs. At home, I snowball myself.

I want him.

fixed.
So, you admit that you want me?

No, no, no. What Gren has is fucking skill.

Thanks Nana.

Like Gren when he's home alone.

You sir, have earned the 'Most Epic Joke at Gren's Expense' award.

No kidding. They said the ETA was Friday, then they changed it to Monday. I bet, and mark my words, that tomorrow they will tell us it won't get to us until Tuesday or Wednesday. Motherfuckers.

*marks*

Zeno should start an 'NSG Graveyard for Dead Pets and Generalites' thread.

Yes. Seems like a good idea.

That Zeno's white catfish just died. Snap. Good thing Zeno didn't name him.

I had two of those before. Sorry to hear about that though.

Defend it with honor!

o/

Way ahead of you Nana.

So you were driving under the influence...
Driving under the influence is dangerous and hurts people. You're lucky that wasn't some family in a car.
Sorry, but I can't seem to find any pity for you.

Agreed. I once lost two friends in two separate accidents where alcohol was involved. I'm not for the death penalty, but people who do shit like that are pretty damn close to deserving it, as far as I'm concerned.

Holy post, Batman!

[Buffett and Colbert]

That's a little douchy too, sweetie.

'Sweetie' is not a term good for defining me

I thought it'd be pleasantly ironic.

[Unilisia]

Lime and lemon in water is better.

Spearmint and Banana snoballs are best.

wat

[New East Ireland]

Is it ok if I define you as 'hardass Siberian chick'?

Yes

Good. I mean, I've never heard of someone punching their boyfriend. I've heard of people using shotguns on their boyfriends, but... Well, you get the idea.

[Unilisia]

Yes

Good. I mean, I've never heard of someone punching their boyfriend. I've heard of people using shotguns on their boyfriends, but... Well, you get the idea.

I don't own a shotgun. I own a Mateba, though. Not really a gun person... I am an archer

[Buffett and Colbert]

I want him.

fixed.
So, you admit that you want me?

Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

[New East Ireland]

Good. I mean, I've never heard of someone punching their boyfriend. I've heard of people using shotguns on their boyfriends, but... Well, you get the idea.

I don't own a shotgun. I own a Mateba, though. Not really a gun person... I am an archer

Hawt.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

fixed.
So, you admit that you want me?

Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.

[Unilisia]

I don't own a shotgun. I own a Mateba, though. Not really a gun person... I am an archer

Hawt.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.

"These are the droids you're looking for, sexy."

[Buffett and Colbert]

Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.

Not only do I rarely replace sigs so soon, it's not often that I do it with a quote from the same person.

[New East Ireland]

Hawt.

I was playing LOZ a while ago and, well, it's just a long story.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Life is a game. Quit.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.

Not only do I rarely replace sigs so soon, it's not often that I do it with a quote from the same person.

Where's mah medal, biatch?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.

"These are the droids you're looking for, sexy."

[Buffett and Colbert]

Not only do I rarely replace sigs so soon, it's not often that I do it with a quote from the same person.

Where's mah medal, biatch?

Having the honor of being in my sig is its own reward.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Life is a game. Quit.

No, you cheat.

[The free thinking few]

i go out to eat and this thread grows like mad

[Unilisia]

I was playing LOZ a while ago and, well, it's just a long story.

Not sure what that is.