What have you learned today? P7

[Zeppy]

I would, if I didn't have a phobia of calling.

But how will you ever speak with your fellow bitches?

[Samuraikoku]

Or in my case, ringing the bell. Sometimes familiars call and someone rings the bell at the SAME DAMN TIME.

Yeah, that has happened to me before. It's even worse when that happens and you're in the shower.

That too. Note to everyone here: If possible, try not having elderly hags (as opposed to nice old ladies) as neighbors. They are ANNOYING.

[The Mapuche People]

Yeah, that has happened to me before. It's even worse when that happens and you're in the shower.

What? Noooo. It's better if you're in the shower. Then you can walk out, dripping wet, wrap a towel around yourself and open the door. Then, leaning against the door, you cast a "come hither" look at the salesperson or random neighbor at the door, and say, in a deep, sultry voice, "Welcome to my abode. I lust for your body."

They should leave pretty quickly, which lets you answer the phone. Problem solved!

[Buffett and Colbert]

I would, if I didn't have a phobia of calling.

Meh, if you ever feel the need and overcome your phobia, gimme a holler. I don't mind.

Tal vez. Pero texteame, nena!

[Baron lords]

I shouldn't watch horror movies, being a coward sucks if you like sleep

[Buffett and Colbert]

If only, but no. It's the family calling. I know they mean well but dang...

Oh, I forgot about the typical Spanish family.

Luckily, my family do not know my number.

It sounds like her family has been slightly boricuafied, though.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Yeah, that has happened to me before. It's even worse when that happens and you're in the shower.

That too. Note to everyone here: If possible, try not having elderly hags (as opposed to nice old ladies) as neighbors. They are ANNOYING.

Every neighborhood has one or two of those, unfortunately.

[New East Ireland]

That was unexpected.

I'm hot today. Spankings are what I'm giving.

That's rare.
*fishes through pocket*
I'll take another one for 5 bucks.

[Zeppy]

I would, but I reside in a house that belongs to them.

Oh, dear.

[Buffett and Colbert]

I would, if I didn't have a phobia of calling.

But how will you ever speak with your fellow bitches?

My hos can text.

[Galloism]

Yeah, that has happened to me before. It's even worse when that happens and you're in the shower.

What? Noooo. It's better if you're in the shower. Then you can walk out, dripping wet, wrap a towel around yourself and open the door. Then, leaning against the door, you cast a "come hither" look at the salesperson or random neighbor at the door, and say, in a deep, sultry voice, "Welcome to my abode. I lust for your body."

They should leave pretty quickly, which lets you answer the phone. Problem solved!

I did that one time...

[Samuraikoku]

Yeah, that has happened to me before. It's even worse when that happens and you're in the shower.

What? Noooo. It's better if you're in the shower. Then you can walk out, dripping wet, wrap a towel around yourself and open the door. Then, leaning against the door, you cast a "come hither" look at the salesperson or random neighbor at the door, and say, in a deep, sultry voice, "Welcome to my abode. I lust for your body."

They should leave pretty quickly, which lets you answer the phone. Problem solved!

Alternately, you can always get a shotgun.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Meh, if you ever feel the need and overcome your phobia, gimme a holler. I don't mind.

Tal vez. Pero texteame, nena!

I'll do so from Gallo's. Te parece?

[Zeppy]

My hos can text.

Bitches need to learn how to Skype.

[The Mapuche People]

I did that one time...

I do it every time. My neighbors think I'm a gay prostitute.

[Zeppy]

I did that one time...

Same here.

I even had the helmet and everything.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'm hot today. Spankings are what I'm giving.

That's rare.
*fishes through pocket*
I'll take another one for 5 bucks.

Ok.

-spanks again-

We can do this while I apply baby oil to your derriere. Are you game?

I would, but I reside in a house that belongs to them.

Oh, dear.

I know.

[Buffett and Colbert]

Tal vez. Pero texteame, nena!

I'll do so from Gallo's. Te parece?

Vale.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

What? Noooo. It's better if you're in the shower. Then you can walk out, dripping wet, wrap a towel around yourself and open the door. Then, leaning against the door, you cast a "come hither" look at the salesperson or random neighbor at the door, and say, in a deep, sultry voice, "Welcome to my abode. I lust for your body."

They should leave pretty quickly, which lets you answer the phone. Problem solved!

I did that one time...

And you forgot to put the helmet on. Or was it backwards?

[Coffee Cakes]

It was a filler... I can't think of a third thing you'd hate me for... unless not hating the Dutchies counts...

Being a honky.

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Eh, what's a honky?

-spanks-

That was unexpected.

And hawt...

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

I'll do so from Gallo's. Te parece?

Vale.

'amos!!!

[Galloism]

I did that one time...

And you forgot to put the helmet on. Or was it backwards?

No I had both helmets on.

...

I'll be over there.

[Baron lords]

That Im not sure I really should stay on the site

[Samuraikoku]

My house is populated by Angry Dad, Marge Simpson, a mix of Downfall Hitler/El Tano Pasman, and Sheldon Cooper. You can imagine our reaction to random salesmen ringing our bell or phone cold-calling.

[New East Ireland]

That's rare.
*fishes through pocket*
I'll take another one for 5 bucks.

Ok.

-spanks again-

We can do this while I apply baby oil to your derriere. Are you game?

Not sure if serious.

But I don't think I can go that far.