What have you learned today? P6

[Autash]

Today I learned that the story I heard in school about George Washington declining an offer to be "king of America" is patently false, because he never received such an offer. This lesson came about whilst I was considering making an NS nation based on the concept of what if he had said yes.

I also learned that Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 is coming, which although unsurprising is something of a disappointment.

The thing about Paul Revere's midnight ride was bullshit too.

Eh, I knew that one already.

[Weeyland]

I learned that this place exists.

[Deus in Machina]

The thing about Paul Revere's midnight ride was bullshit too.

You mean where he single handedly convicned the British to leave by telling them Washington was gonna fuck them up?

And then turned into the Incredible Hulk and jumped into space. Yeah, that one.

You got an int'restin' story b'hin' this? A story 'bout disrespectin' some cocky ol' person?

Old person said 'Back in my day, we didn't eat toast like you youngsters.' And so I said 'Back in your day, they made bread by smashing grain with a club.'

Nah I kid, in all honesty that was just me being snarky about someone on here who thinks numbers mean everything in regards to NS warfare.

What?! If history's taught us one thing, it's that the larger army is always the victor, regardless of deployment, leadership, terrain, equipment, and tactics.

[Zeth Rekia]

I learned that this place exists.

But do we?

[Deus in Machina]

I learned that this place exists.

But do we?

I don't think I do. I'm a product of the collective imagination of everyone who's ever met me.

[Zeth Rekia]

But do we?

I don't think I do. I'm a product of the collective imagination of everyone who's ever met me.

Same here. Zeno's probably just some hallucination brought on by exposure to this forum.

[The Nuclear Fist]

And then turned into the Incredible Hulk and jumped into space. Yeah, that one.

I remember that. 'Ol Paul and I were sitting in a tavern enjoying some booze, and he starts ranting about how he saved America from the British. So I says to him, "Paul, you were busy getting your jollies at that army brothel!" And he says, "Yeah, but the British were coming!"

[Vellosia]

That film night was as good as ever.

[Autash]

But do we?

I don't think I do. I'm a product of the collective imagination of everyone who's ever met me.

There's only one way we can be sure...

[Xarithis]

I learned I need to work out my fear of roaches.

One just crawled up my pants and into my underwear. I freaked out, and the ensuing battle was not pretty.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I don't think I do. I'm a product of the collective imagination of everyone who's ever met me.

Same here. Zeno's probably just some hallucination brought on by exposure to this forum.

I'd believe it. I was high the first time I saw a post by Zeno, I'm pretty it's just all the drugs I've done, you're all figments of my imagination.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I learned I need to work out my fear of roaches.

One just crawled up my pants and into my underwear. I freaked out, and the ensuing battle was not pretty.

I guess that's why they're called cawkroaches.

[Weeyland]

I have started to doubt what I learned today. Maybe you crazy people are right?

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I have started to doubt what I learned today. Maybe you crazy people are right?

We're crazy? You're the one arguing with hallucinations.

[Hathradic States]

How awesome beer is.

[Deus in Machina]

I have started to doubt what I learned today. Maybe you crazy people are right?

We're crazy? You're the one arguing with hallucinations.

I for one think he's perfectly sane. But what do I know? I'm just a perambulatory shrub.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I'd believe it. I was high the first time I saw a post by Zeno, I'm pretty it's just all the drugs I've done, you're all figments of my imagination.

I'm just a sapient walrus from outerspace that evolved a way to interact with the rest of the world whilst I secretly bring down the human race so as to bring forth the rise of the planet of the walruses.Fuck, did I say that out loud?

I mean, I'm just a lovable sex maniac from Romania. Nope, nothing to fear. Nevermind the flippers.

[Zeth Rekia]

I have started to doubt what I learned today. Maybe you crazy people are right?

We're crazy? You're the one arguing with hallucinations.

Death saves the derelict!

[Weeyland]

I have started to doubt what I learned today. Maybe you crazy people are right?

We're crazy? You're the one arguing with hallucinations.

sorry, I meant my hallucinations are crazy.

[The Nuclear Fist]

We're crazy? You're the one arguing with hallucinations.

Death saves the derelict!

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band!

[Zeth Rekia]

We're crazy? You're the one arguing with hallucinations.

sorry, I meant my hallucinations are crazy.

We're all mad here... mm hmm. *sip*

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I'd believe it. I was high the first time I saw a post by Zeno, I'm pretty it's just all the drugs I've done, you're all figments of my imagination.

I'm just a sapient walrus from outerspace that evolved a way to interact with the rest of the world whilst I secretly bring down the human race so as to bring forth the rise of the planet of the walruses.Fuck, did I say that out loud?

I mean, I'm just a lovable sex maniac from Romania. Nope, nothing to fear. Nevermind the flippers.

Being a walrus just makes it kinkier.

[Deus in Machina]

sorry, I meant my hallucinations are crazy.

We're all mad here... mm hmm. *sip*

Have some wine.

[Zeth Rekia]

We're all mad here... mm hmm. *sip*

Have some wine.

We need to make a sacrifice!

[Deus in Machina]

Have some wine.

We need to make a sacrifice!

I say we sacrifice Weeyland. If he raises himself from the dead, we accept him into our franternity.