What have you learned today? P6

[Lackadaisical2]

A whole week? Does that really qualify as stalking? Sounds like she was too easily discouraged to me.

I shot her with a tazer

Now you're just making shit up.

[Iterium]

I shot her with a tazer

Now you're just making shit up.

Wire+battery+slingshot+needle=tazer

[The Merchant Republics]

That I think I need a girlfriend if I want to understand girls, and I need to understand girls if I want a girlfriend.

Secondary advice from my friends has been poor at best and damaging at worst.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

A whole week? Does that really qualify as stalking? Sounds like she was too easily discouraged to me.

I shot her with a tazer

Psh. That's nothing. I zapped an ex in the groin with a tazer five times AND put Comet in his drink. He still calls me. Now that's a stalker.

Or maybe he liked it. *shrugs*

[Coffee Cakes]

Okay... maybe you all can read this:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o363 ... itled2.jpg

[Iterium]

I shot her with a tazer

Psh. That's nothing. I zapped an ex in the groin with a tazer five times AND put Comet in his drink. He still calls me. Now that's a stalker.

Or maybe he liked it. *shrugs*

Next time attach a car battery to his nipples

[Lackadaisical2]

That I think I need a girlfriend if I want to understand girls, and I need to understand girls if I want a girlfriend.

Secondary advice from my friends has been poor at best and damaging at worst.

Well thats your problem right there, theres no understanding them as they're all different people.

[Coffee Cakes]

That I think I need a girlfriend if I want to understand girls, and I need to understand girls if I want a girlfriend.

Secondary advice from my friends has been poor at best and damaging at worst.

Well thats your problem right there, theres no understanding them as they're all different people.

I gave up tonight on trying to understand girls.

[Meowfoundland]

Puffloons are tasty.

[Lackadaisical2]

Well thats your problem right there, theres no understanding them as they're all different people.

I gave up tonight on trying to understand girls.

Still can't read it by the way.

[Astrolinium]

Okay... maybe you all can read this:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o363 ... itled2.jpg

Nope.

[Lucent Dawn]

Okay... maybe you all can read this:

http://i341.photobucket.com/albums/o363 ... itled2.jpg

Nope.

I can.

[Zeth Rekia]

...And if this world runs out of lovers

We'll still have each other

Nothing's gonna stop us

Nothing's gonna stop us now...

[Grainne Ni Malley]

Next time attach a car battery to his nipples

But, but... I want him to go away.

[Coffee Cakes]

I gave up tonight on trying to understand girls.

Still can't read it by the way.

Drat. It's the biggest size photobucket will allow for.

[Coffee Cakes]

...And if this world runs out of lovers

We'll still have each other

Nothing's gonna stop us

Nothing's gonna stop us now...

STARSHIP!

Sorry... they're one of my favorite bands...

[Nightkill the Emperor]

I learned my Church has been locked.

A great thread.

[Zeth Rekia]

That Zeno hopes father is asleep right now.

[Grainne Ni Malley]

I gave up tonight on trying to understand girls.

It's easy really. Pay close attention.

1. Whatever she says, agree, unless it's a negative regarding herself, then disagree.
2. Remember, everything is a test.
Example: If she points out another girl for observation, don't look. Tell her you only have eyes for her. If you look, you've failed part of the test.
3. Try to do things before she has to ask you. Like taking out the garbage, or cleaning your piss off the toilet seat.
4. Show interest in the things she likes. Even if you can't stand them. Sorry, but if you don't learn to compromise, she'll think you don't care about her interests and therefore her.
5. If a woman says that everything I've just written here is wrong, see #1 and #2.

Remember, if all else fails, the woman is always right even when she's wrong. I am aware that this is a paradox, accept it.

[Coffee Cakes]

That Zeno hopes father is asleep right now.

Why? If you don't mind answering...

[Deus in Machina]

That Zeno hopes father is asleep right now.

Ask him something only an awake person would know. If he can't answer, he's asleep.

[Coffee Cakes]

I gave up tonight on trying to understand girls.

It's easy really. Pay close attention.

1. Whatever she says, agree, unless it's a negative regarding herself, then disagree.
2. Remember, everything is a test.
Example: If she points out another girl for observation, don't look. Tell her you only have eyes for her. If you look, you've failed part of the test.
3. Try to do things before she has to ask you. Like taking out the garbage, or cleaning your piss off the toilet seat.
4. Show interest in the things she likes. Even if you can't stand them. Sorry, but if you don't learn to compromise, she'll think you don't care about her interests and therefore her.
5. If a woman says that everything I've just written here is wrong, see #1 and #2.

Remember, if all else fails, the woman is always right even when she's wrong. I am aware that this is a paradox, accept it.

Thanks, GNM.
And my dad already taught me the last sentence. He said that when I get a girlfriend, that info would come in handy.

[Lackadaisical2]

It's easy really. Pay close attention.

1. Whatever she says, agree, unless it's a negative regarding herself, then disagree.
2. Remember, everything is a test.
Example: If she points out another girl for observation, don't look. Tell her you only have eyes for her. If you look, you've failed part of the test.
3. Try to do things before she has to ask you. Like taking out the garbage, or cleaning your piss off the toilet seat.
4. Show interest in the things she likes. Even if you can't stand them. Sorry, but if you don't learn to compromise, she'll think you don't care about her interests and therefore her.
5. If a woman says that everything I've just written here is wrong, see #1 and #2.

Remember, if all else fails, the woman is always right even when she's wrong. I am aware that this is a paradox, accept it.

Thanks, GNM.
And my dad already taught me the last sentence. He said that when I get a girlfriend, that info would come in handy.

Just proves women aren't worth it.

[Coffee Cakes]

Thanks, GNM.
And my dad already taught me the last sentence. He said that when I get a girlfriend, that info would come in handy.

Just proves women aren't worth it.

Men aren't either...

Maybe 'tis best to just live and die single.

[Grenartia]

That Zeno hopes father is asleep right now.

Why?

...And if this world runs out of lovers

We'll still have each other

Nothing's gonna stop us

Nothing's gonna stop us now...

What's that from, Zeno?