Interesting... I must not be as average a weight as I thought, just as my parents have tried telling me.
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by Lucent Dawn » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:01 pm

by Astrolinium » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:01 pm
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Coffee Cakes wrote:
Years ago, mid 90's it was... the doctor I had told my mom it's because of my Asperger's. But I've never been sure that Asperger's would cause that to happen. It seems plausible, but unlikely.
I've never heard of that linked to Asperger's. The other people who I've known who react in that way tended to be "neurotypical", or at least didn't have ADHD or an autistic spectrum disorder.

by Soviet Haaregrad » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:06 pm
Astrolinium wrote:Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
I've never heard of that linked to Asperger's. The other people who I've known who react in that way tended to be "neurotypical", or at least didn't have ADHD or an autistic spectrum disorder.
Really? Stimulants make me tired/calmer, and I have ADHD.
In fact, most ADHD meds are stimulants, I think.

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:11 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Stattr » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:11 pm

Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by Stattr » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:15 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by Stattr » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:18 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by Lackadaisical2 » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:18 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Stattr » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:19 pm
Lackadaisical2 wrote:That women didn't get the vote in France until 1944.
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by Stattr » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:20 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by Lackadaisical2 » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:20 pm

The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Lackadaisical2 » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:21 pm
The Republic of Lanos wrote:Proud member of the Vile Right-Wing Noodle Combat Division of the Imperialist Anti-Socialist Economic War Army Ground Force reporting in.

by Stattr » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:23 pm
Pasong Tirad wrote:Heresy. The earth is flat. It's evening everywhere. Stattr needs to be guillotined.
Hlad:And after that?
Ethel: She is moving in with you, you will equip a throne room for her, and bring her rose petals everyday. You shall dress in a french maid's outfit, and only speak english with a bad french accent.

by Johz » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:35 pm

by Nightkill the Emperor » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:45 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Working on my archaeological dig in Rome, eating the same type of mushrooms that St. Paul ate while he as just a poor scribe trying to make something out of himself in this world, I suddenly came upon a epiphany.
Using the scientific expertise of acclaimed scientific source of science known as Cracked, I realized this.
Fact 1: The Compensating for Something principle directly states that the larger an architectural achievement is, the smaller the size of the builder's penis is, or the larger the builder's penis envy is, if said builder is a woman.
Fact 2: God is always referred to as 'He' in the Biblical text. Therefore, God should have a penis.
Fact 3: God built the motherfucking universe in a cave with a box of scraps.
Fact 4: The universe is the largest thing there is.
Fact 5: The huge size of the universe would be directly proportional to a tiny dick.
Conclusion: God has a tiny dick.
That makes perfect sense in many ways. For example, the real reason Lucifer left Heaven was because he was continually dissatisfied with God's performance, causing God to destroy Sodom and Gomorrah, because those guys had good gay sex, and He didn't.
The Great Flood was God fapping off, trying to get sexual enjoyment. This is why our oceans are salty.
Rain is caused by God's tears, due to His massive inferiority complex.
I'll keep you updated as more details unfold and this theory grows. But the irrefutable proof is right before your very eyes.
- Dr. Nightkill Brown Indian Vishnu Shiva Brahma Indra Bob from Chicago Gandhi.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

by Kaiserlichen Deutschland » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:48 pm

by Buffett and Colbert » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:52 pm
You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

by Lucent Dawn » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:55 pm
Buffett and Colbert wrote:That I eat too much crap.
by Herrebrugh » Thu Jul 14, 2011 2:56 pm
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