What have you learned today? P6

[Snot Sniper]

Zeth Rekia woke up. Woot.

[Keronians]

BOMB BLASTS IN MUMBAI.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I hope my family's alright.

[Zeth Rekia]

That today will be a special day.

How so?

Told you yesterday, Comrade.

[Esternial]

How so?

Told you yesterday, Comrade.

Forgot

[Grenartia]

How so?

Told you yesterday, Comrade.

Ah. Yes I hope it goes well for you, Zeno.

[Germanic Templars]

How so?

Told you yesterday, Comrade.

BUT YOU DIDN'T TELL ME!

[Keronians]

That my aunt and uncle are alright.

Now to call my grandparents, and other aunts and uncles.

[Kirav]

Today I learned that barnacles are not only hermaphroditic, but typically have 9-inch penises. Nautili, not to be outdone, have detatchable mating organs which are shot into females from a distance, although the payloads thereof are only absorbed when the female sees fit.

[Zeth Rekia]

That my aunt and uncle are alright.

Now to call my grandparents, and other aunts and uncles.

Hopefully they're all okay. :]

What about your parents though?

[Deus in Machina]

That my aunt and uncle are alright.

Now to call my grandparents, and other aunts and uncles.

Excellent! Always nice to find out someone's all right. Unless you tried to kill them. In which case, I'm sorry your nefarious plot was foiled. Better luck next time.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Today will be the day I first practise the mad minute. Who needs automatic fire, just learn to work the bolt faster.

[Mike the Progressive]

That I've become a snob with my beer preferences.

[Coffee Cakes]

that I missed page number 2500.

Also, that someone in my region lives in the next town over from me. I think it's funny.

[Snot Sniper]

Today I learned that barnacles are not only hermaphroditic, but typically have 9-inch penises. Nautili, not to be outdone, have detatchable mating organs which are shot into females from a distance, although the payloads thereof are only absorbed when the female sees fit.

*crosses fingers for reincarnation*

[Shakul]

Today I learned that barnacles are not only hermaphroditic, but typically have 9-inch penises. Nautili, not to be outdone, have detatchable mating organs which are shot into females from a distance, although the payloads thereof are only absorbed when the female sees fit.

*crosses fingers for reincarnation*

[Snot Sniper]

*crosses fingers for reincarnation*

Old barnacle = bottom. Young barnacle = top. Seems fair to me.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Today I learned that barnacles are not only hermaphroditic, but typically have 9-inch penises. Nautili, not to be outdone, have detatchable mating organs which are shot into females from a distance, although the payloads thereof are only absorbed when the female sees fit.

Today I learned this.

[Nationstatelandsville]

Today I learned that barnacles are not only hermaphroditic, but typically have 9-inch penises. Nautili, not to be outdone, have detatchable mating organs which are shot into females from a distance, although the payloads thereof are only absorbed when the female sees fit.

Today I learned this.

Today I learned that I want to un-learn this.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Today I learned the majority of my family in Mumbai is alright, but we can't find some of them.

Goddamn.

[Herrebrugh]

Today I learned this.

Today I learned that I want to un-learn this.

Today I learned that Nationstateslandsville wants to un-learn what Nightkill has learned from Kirav about barnacles being not only hermaphroditic, but them also typically having 9-inch penises.

[Lackadaisical2]

But if you leave it alone, it grows.

The evil of capitalism there. Those without a 'money tree' must work every day to keep from dying.

Where does this vitality of capital come from? This free money for those with enough money to invest instead of spending, it must come from somewhere. Well, it comes from elsewhere in the same exchange system. It comes from some other trader in money.

Pardon me for leaping to conclusions ... but the interest on savings or investments it comes from the poor.

That is a bit of a leap, particularly if the poor wouldn't have had the chance to earn the money without the capital in the first place.

[Iterium]

Today I learned this.

Today I learned that I want to un-learn this.

Today i learned that i must keep reminding nationstatelandsville about barnacles and there 9" penises

[Nationstatelandsville]

Today I learned that I want to un-learn this.

Today I learned that Nationstateslandsville wants to un-learn what Nightkill has learned from Kirav about barnacles being not only hermaphroditic, but them also typically having 9-inch penises.

Damn you.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Today I learned the majority of my family in Mumbai is alright, but we can't find some of them.

Goddamn.

Reminds me of finding out a lot of my mother's side of the family was wiped out during the NATO bombings of the Federal Republic of Yugoslavia.

She was never the same after that.

[Coccygia]

Maybe things aren't as bad as I thought.

One little thing can revive a guy,
And that is a piece of rhubarb pie!
Serve it up, nice and hot,
Maybe things aren't as bad as you thought.
Mama's little baby loves rhubard, rhubarb,
Be-Bop-A-Rebop Rhubarb Pie!

Srsly though what's the point of rhubarb pie? It's really more like strawberry pie. Why bother with the rhubarb at all? Whose idea was it to try eating rhubarb in the first place? The leaves are highly toxic, you can only eat the stems. Somebody musta been real hungry.

Rhubarb pie is delicious, and if someone is putting strawberries in yours they made a left turn and gone to hell with it.

Really? I have never had rhubarb pie without strawberries.