NationStates

New East Ireland wrote:

Tiami wrote:I concede defeat mighty fap master.

I'm going to sig the penis post.

And thus, I have won my title.

I still hold the Fap Rap title.

To be a good rapper, you gotta be a fapper.

Tiami wrote:

New East Ireland wrote:And thus, I have won my title.

I still hold the Fap Rap title.

To be a good rapper, you gotta be a fapper.

The Rapping Fapper, you will become.

New East Ireland wrote:

Tiami wrote:I still hold the Fap Rap title.

To be a good rapper, you gotta be a fapper.

The Rapping Fapper, you will become.

Tiami wrote:

New East Ireland wrote:The Rapping Fapper, you will become.

Rise my apprentice. And together, we shall rule the galaxy as fapper and son.

Tiami wrote:

New East Ireland wrote:The Rapping Fapper, you will become.

So now Tiami is a fusion of me and NEI?

The Nuclear Fist wrote:

Germanic Templars wrote:define comrades?

Comrade, noun. kämˌrad

1: A companion who shares one's activities or is a fellow member of an organization.

2: A fellow soldier or serviceman.

3: A fellow Socialist or Communist (often as a form of address).

Often used as a synonym for friend, colleague, and ally. Comes from the French word 'camarade'.

Used as a term of address for those male persons engaged in the same movement. "Greetings, comrade."

Within my circle of friends, I've started to replace my usage of dude with comrade.

The Nuclear Fist wrote:

Coffee Cakes wrote:The important ones:

Then:
Marxist, anti gay rights, anti-military, hard on 1st Amendment, pro gun control

Now:
Capitalist, pro gay rights, pro-military, liberal on 1st Amendment, pro gun.

And I was a pretty hard Marxist.

And these are Marxist ideals, why?

As a person who has been a Communist longer than you've existed, I can say without a shadow of a doubt that you were never even a Marxist. You were one of those faux-Communist Sovietbois.

For example:

Uncle Vlad, Titoist. Pro-LGBT rights. Pro-military (anti-exceptionalism, anti-imperialism, anti-using the military for anything other than selfdefense and saving innocent people from oppression), free speech absolutest (as the Amercan first ammendment doesn't apply to me), pro-gun ownership for people of sound mind and a lack of criminal history. And a strong ban on automatic weapons and assault rifles.

I'm not exactly sure specifically what Titoism entails, but I agree with everything except the automatic weapons and assault rifle bans. I live near New Orleans, where there's such a ban. It only prevents law abiding citizens from obtaining those weapons. There are always instances of people getting killed down here (we were once the murder capital of the nation before Katrina), and AK 47's are frequently found by the police.

Economically, I support the basic American system as it exists (free enterprise), although with legally protected rights for employees, and even a right to work in general.

New East Ireland wrote:

Tiami wrote:

Rise my apprentice. And together, we shall rule the galaxy as fapper and son.

Nay, Obi fapper will fap you in the end!

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

Tiami wrote:

So now Tiami is a fusion of me and NEI?

I may worship you as my God, but I can't be a fusion.

Tiami wrote:

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So now Tiami is a fusion of me and NEI?

I may worship you as my God, but I can't be a fusion.

I'm apparently the God of Rap.

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:

New East Ireland wrote:Wake up in the mornin' feeling like M. Ghandi...

Spat out some rhymes in Hindi
Brotha's don't get it, my rage becomes windy
Becomes a hurricane, blows down motherfucking buildings
NEI begins masturbating
Bitches better start acknowledging
Better start accepting, admitting, affirming
Cause I am the boss
A brown guy you do not want to cross
Gonna smash you into nothing but sauce
Nobody'll be sorry for your loss

New East Ireland wrote:

Tiami wrote:

Rise my apprentice. And together, we shall rule the galaxy as fapper and son.

What is you bidding, my fap master?

I don't even want to know what's going on in here.

Tiami wrote:

New East Ireland wrote:Rise my apprentice. And together, we shall rule the galaxy as fapper and son.

What is you bidding, my fap master?

Go to the Mustafap System. And destroy your friend Fappy-Wan.

That the town brothel is 'open doors' today. That's where the reject druggie kids from middle school and high school go to get fucked. The place is owned by a really creepy old dude that sells drugs.

Zeth Rekia wrote:That the town brothel is 'open doors' today. That's where the reject druggie kids from middle school and high school go to get fucked. The place is owned by a really creepy old dude that sells drugs.

Sounds like something I will pretend doesn't exist.

Zeth Rekia wrote:That the town brothel is 'open doors' today. That's where the reject druggie kids from middle school and high school go to get fucked. The place is owned by a really creepy old dude that sells drugs.

I wonder if there is a brothel over in the city. <__<

The Truth and Light wrote:

Zeth Rekia wrote:That the town brothel is 'open doors' today. That's where the reject druggie kids from middle school and high school go to get fucked. The place is owned by a really creepy old dude that sells drugs.

Sounds like something I will pretend doesn't exist.

while you secretly head there in the middle of the night...

Zeth Rekia wrote:That the town brothel is 'open doors' today. That's where the reject druggie kids from middle school and high school go to get fucked. The place is owned by a really creepy old dude that sells drugs.

Wow. How hasn't it got closed down if kids are going in?

Zeth Rekia wrote:That the town brothel is 'open doors' today. That's where the reject druggie kids from middle school and high school go to get fucked. The place is owned by a really creepy old dude that sells drugs.

You gotta be pretty low on the totem pole to pay for sex

Dumb Ideologies wrote:

Zeth Rekia wrote:That the town brothel is 'open doors' today. That's where the reject druggie kids from middle school and high school go to get fucked. The place is owned by a really creepy old dude that sells drugs.

Wow. How hasn't it got closed down if kids are going in?

No idea. But the cops patrol near it all the time, so... no idea.

They like to keep it 'Hush-Hush'.

The Truth and Light wrote:I don't even want to know what's going on in here.

It's a fap party.

Coffee Cakes wrote:

The Truth and Light wrote:I don't even want to know what's going on in here.

It's a fap party.

I've always wanted to go to a circle jerk. But gay people are never allowed.

Coffee Cakes wrote:

The Truth and Light wrote:I don't even want to know what's going on in here.

It's a fap party.

Faparty.

Zeth Rekia wrote:

Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Wow. How hasn't it got closed down if kids are going in?

No idea. But the cops patrol near it all the time, so... no idea.

They like to keep it 'Hush-Hush'.

They probably have a free "thank you" for the head of police every weekend

The Truth and Light wrote:

Coffee Cakes wrote:It's a fap party.

I've always wanted to go to a circle jerk. But gay people are never allowed.

Well they are here.

New East Ireland wrote:

Coffee Cakes wrote:It's a fap party.

Faparty.

Do i have to show the picture of a drunk cross dressing lincoln?