What have you learned today? P6

[New East Ireland]

Aw. Y u no wub me.

It's ok. I know you all love me. You're fapping to me even know.

I'm fapping your flag with Lincoln with a guitar...

Yes, you are. Everyone is. I can see Mary Todd Lincoln crying right now. It's ok Mary Todd. It's oka- Oh FUCK she just shot herself! Oh God, the police are at the door. Uh, er, what do I do?

[Coffee Cakes]

I'm fapping your flag with Lincoln with a guitar...

Yes, you are. Everyone is. I can see Mary Todd Lincoln crying right now. It's ok Mary Todd. It's oka- Oh FUCK she just shot herself! Oh God, the police are at the door. Uh, er, what do I do?

[Grenartia]

I'm fapping your flag with Lincoln with a guitar...

Yes, you are. Everyone is. I can see Mary Todd Lincoln crying right now. It's ok Mary Todd. It's oka- Oh FUCK she just shot herself! Oh God, the police are at the door. Uh, er, what do I do?

Fap.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Must I emasculate you the same way I emasculate Mushet?

If he's into that sort of thing, then sure.

Although I never pictured you as the dominatrix type.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Yes, you are. Everyone is. I can see Mary Todd Lincoln crying right now. It's ok Mary Todd. It's oka- Oh FUCK she just shot herself! Oh God, the police are at the door. Uh, er, what do I do?

Fap.

Wise advice.

[New East Ireland]

Yes, you are. Everyone is. I can see Mary Todd Lincoln crying right now. It's ok Mary Todd. It's oka- Oh FUCK she just shot herself! Oh God, the police are at the door. Uh, er, what do I do?

Fap.

Ok... Alright, the police are just staring. Wait. He's... He's taking of his shirt. Oh God.

....

Ok, they're dead, now what?

[New East Ireland]

Aw. Y u no wub me.

It's ok. I know you all love me. You're fapping to me even know.

Me, fappin' to you? Not a chance. But I still like ya'.

That's not your job though.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Me, fappin' to you? Not a chance. But I still like ya'.

That's not your job though.

Dreaming of impossibles, are you?

[New East Ireland]

That's not your job though.

Dreaming of impossibles, are you?

Dreaming is for the weak minded.

I fap to impossibilities.

[The Nuclear Fist]

If I'm on a plane and it crashes, landing in an extremely remote area, what is the general rule about how much time I should wait before I start eating the other survivors?

[The Blaatschapen]

If I'm on a plane and it crashes, landing in an extremely remote area, what is the general rule about how much time I should wait before I start eating the other survivors?

2 hours before departure of the plane.

[The Nuclear Fist]

2 hours before departure of the plane.

Holy fuck. I have to wait that long?

[The Blaatschapen]

2 hours before departure of the plane.

Holy fuck. I have to wait that long?

Well, that's when you start. This way you ensure that you are famished when the plane departs and that you have a spare seat next to you(either because you ate that passenger or because noone wants to sit next to you anymore).

[New East Ireland]

Holy fuck. I have to wait that long?

It's only polite.

[Grenartia]

If I'm on a plane and it crashes, landing in an extremely remote area, what is the general rule about how much time I should wait before I start eating the other survivors?

I'd wait until everybody generally calms down, and eat whoever's still panicky.

[Germanic Templars]

I learned that I am exploiting the island for all of its Iron, oil and gold in Tropico 3.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Well, that's when you start. This way you ensure that you are famished when the plane departs and that you have a spare seat next to you(either because you ate that passenger or because noone wants to sit next to you anymore).

I've been doing it wrong the whole time. Usually, I eat all the fat kids before the plane takes off (they're just so damn tasty), and I take a short nap. Afterwards, I fight the tough guys to death (have to burn off those calories), but make sure not to kill them. Don't want the meat to spoil.

Then, when the plane crashes (pilots are just better than the passengers), I give those who aren't crippled or dead a sporting chance. Need to make sure I get a workout before I eat something so unhealthy.

[New East Ireland]

I learned that I am exploiting the island for all of its Iron, oil and gold in Tropico 3.

My TCCD is getting better. I recently constructed a third Cabaret on my island, and the economy is now just below bankruptcy.

[Germanic Templars]

I learned that I am exploiting the island for all of its Iron, oil and gold in Tropico 3.

My TCCD is getting better. I recently constructed a third Cabaret on my island, and the economy is now just below bankruptcy.

My people don't need entertainment, they need to work and arm the U.S and my army with guns. And show favortism to the U.S. and Capitalism, while eliminating the Communists and the Enviormentalists, because I am turning my island into an industrial island anyway, so the enviormentalists are not needed.
And I hate Communism, so they are out.

[The Nuclear Fist]

And I hate Communism, so they are out.

Aww, does that mean you don't like Uncle Vlad?

Also, Y U NO LIEK COMMUNISM?

Were you mollested by a Marxist, per chance? ^_________^

[New East Ireland]

My TCCD is getting better. I recently constructed a third Cabaret on my island, and the economy is now just below bankruptcy.

My people don't need entertainment, they need to work and arm the U.S and my army with guns. And show favortism to the U.S. and Capitalism, while eliminating the Communists and the Enviormentalists, because I am turning my island into an industrial island anyway, so the enviormentalists are not needed.
And I hate Communism, so they are out.

I'm neutral with the US and USSR, and have good relations with the Capitalist, Communist and Religious factions. I have three cabarets, and two nightclubs to keep my people entertained. Oh, and there is a "no leaving" policy in my Foreign Office.

[Germanic Templars]

My people don't need entertainment, they need to work and arm the U.S and my army with guns. And show favortism to the U.S. and Capitalism, while eliminating the Communists and the Enviormentalists, because I am turning my island into an industrial island anyway, so the enviormentalists are not needed.
And I hate Communism, so they are out.

I'm neutral with the US and USSR, and have good relations with the Capitalist, Communist and Religious factions. I have three cabarets, and two nightclubs to keep my people entertained. Oh, and there is a "no leaving" policy in my Foreign Office.

Good, they don't need to leave, they can just sit down and enjoy the show.

[Coffee Cakes]

that one of my old friends can't believe I went from hardcore Marxist to hardcore Capitalist in the last 4 years...

[The Nuclear Fist]

that one of my old friends can't believe I went from hardcore Marxist to hardcore Capitalist in the last 4 years...

A teenage American's political beliefs changing with age? That doesn't happen often.

What kind of Marxist were you?

And what were your actual political beliefs?

[Germanic Templars]

that one of my old friends can't believe I went from hardcore Marxist to hardcore Capitalist in the last 4 years...

I praise him