That I have to go to bed now.
So I'm giving my speech now as a 2,995
th page speech. Tiami can keep his thunder.
Friends, Romans, Generalites, lend me your ears!
I come to speak in admiration of Tiami, not to denigrate him.
And so I say when, O What Have You Learned Today, do you mean to cease abusing our anuses? Do you not feel that your plans are detected? Oh, the times! Oh, the morals! The Moderation team is aware of these things; [Violet] sees them; and yet this thread lives! Lives! Aye, he comes even into General.
You ought, O thread, long ago to have been led to execution by command of the mods. That destruction which you have been long plotting against us ought to have already fallen on your own own.
But nay. Nay, you persisted! You fought against the tide of fap and ponies and off topicness! You fought against the picspam and attempts to move you into exile in far-off F7. So here's to you, What Have You Learned Today, on reaching 2995 pages. Here's to another 2,995 pages, and may we all take up the process of imbibition in recognition of this momentous occasion.
Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duty and so bear ourselves that if What Have You Learned Today and General last for thousands of years, men will say: "This was their finest hour."