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Postby Herrebrugh » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:53 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I know, but those Dutch.

[Dutch impression]Oh hai dar! Let's put on our materhozens and ve vill go frolic through the strudel factories![/Dutch impression]


Why do people always think that our Ws become Vs? :unsure:


They think we speak German or something.
Uyt naem Zijner Majeſteyt Jozef III, bij de gratie Godts, Koningh der Herrebrugheylanden, Prins van Rheda, Heer van Jozefslandt, enz. enz. enz.
Im Namen Seiner Majeſtät Joſeph III., von Gottes Gnaden König der Herrenbrückinſeln, Prinz von Rheda, Herr von Josephsland etc. etc. etc.

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Postby New East Ireland » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:53 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I know, but those Dutch.

[Dutch impression]Oh hai dar! Let's put on our materhozens and ve vill go frolic through the strudel factories![/Dutch impression]


Why do people always think that our Ws become Vs? :unsure:

The word 'Dutch' practically gives it away.
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Postby Keronians » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:54 pm

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Keronians wrote:I wonder if they think Indian men are hot as well...

Yes. :)


Right then, time to move to America. Enormous problems be damned.

Or at least live there during university.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:54 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I know, but those Dutch.

[Dutch impression]Oh hai dar! Let's put on our materhozens and ve vill go frolic through the strudel factories![/Dutch impression]


Why do people always think that our Ws become Vs? :unsure:

If anything, go after how we pronounce the 'th'. I'm sure you can find a english speech of on of our PMs online somewhere.

Are we going to have to go over every Euro steriotype...
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Postby Grenartia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:54 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Wrong, that would be killing your neighbor's kid's dog before Christmas Eve, than giving it back to them as a present under their Christmas Tree. :3
Put it in it's own little box with pretty wrapping paper and stuff. :3

Nu. The best revenge is to butcher all the neighbour kids, turn their yummy meat into hamburger, and use it as the chief ingredient in a delicious Jeffrey Dahmer-style chili. Make sure ot feed it to them on their birthday. Then tell them what's in it. After they stop crying and wretching, remind them that you spit in it. >:D


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Sneak into your target's house, and shit in all of his toilets (you may need some friends for this, and you all might have to be really constipated), such that they won't flush, then put superglue on the toilet seats. Put perscription strength laxatives in all of his beverages. Wait.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:55 pm

Zeppy wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:What did the Belgians ever do to you?

Breathing.

Goddamned wide-nosed Belgian bastards, breathing all the decent Europeans' air. Can't even pick a damn language. ^____________^
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
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Postby The Blaatschapen » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:56 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:
Why do people always think that our Ws become Vs? :unsure:

If anything, go after how we pronounce the 'th'. I'm sure you can find a english speech of on of our PMs online somewhere.

Are we going to have to go over every Euro steriotype...


No, but if you try a dutch one, do it correctly and not use the German one instead.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:57 pm

The Blaatschapen wrote:No, but if you try a dutch one, do it correctly and not use the German one instead.

All of you dirty Teutons are the same to me. ^__________^
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Wazkyraque » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:58 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Zeppy wrote:Breathing.

Goddamned wide-nosed Belgian bastards, breathing all the decent Europeans' air. Can't even pick a damn language. ^____________^

Where are you on the Steriotype map?
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Postby New East Ireland » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:58 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:No, but if you try a dutch one, do it correctly and not use the German one instead.

All of you dirty Teutons are the same to me. ^__________^

Eastern Europe FTW!
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Postby Herrebrugh » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:58 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:No, but if you try a dutch one, do it correctly and not use the German one instead.

All of you dirty Teutons are the same to me. ^__________^


Shut up. Stupid slav.
Uyt naem Zijner Majeſteyt Jozef III, bij de gratie Godts, Koningh der Herrebrugheylanden, Prins van Rheda, Heer van Jozefslandt, enz. enz. enz.
Im Namen Seiner Majeſtät Joſeph III., von Gottes Gnaden König der Herrenbrückinſeln, Prinz von Rheda, Herr von Josephsland etc. etc. etc.

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Postby New East Ireland » Fri Jul 22, 2011 3:59 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Goddamned wide-nosed Belgian bastards, breathing all the decent Europeans' air. Can't even pick a damn language. ^____________^

Where are you on the Steriotype map?
Image

I'm Commies.
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Postby Wazkyraque » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:00 pm

I learned that there is such thing as a steriotype map
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:01 pm

Grenartia wrote:Nein. The best revenge is to:

Sneak into your target's house, and shit in all of his toilets (you may need some friends for this, and you all might have to be really constipated), such that they won't flush, then put superglue on the toilet seats. Put perscription strength laxatives in all of his beverages. Wait.

Once your neighbour is done crying, over being fed chilli made of their children that someone spit in, comfort them. Slowly, over a period of years, become their best friend. Make them confide in you. Then, begin to evenly paint the side of their house in sloppy cow shit, every night when they go to bed.

When they finally leave for a vacation, ask the specific day they'll be back. A few hours before they come back, have all of your friends jizz over all of the handles, doorknobs, controllers, and remotes, in their house. Wait.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:02 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Where are you on the Steriotype map?
Image

I'm Commies.


I'm St. Patrick, Mummy, Dirty Porn, and Smelly People... >.>
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Posting mod mistakes now are we?

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Postby The Blaatschapen » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:03 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Blaatschapen wrote:No, but if you try a dutch one, do it correctly and not use the German one instead.

All of you dirty Teutons are the same to me. ^__________^


I'm of Frankish descent :(
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Postby Wazkyraque » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:03 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
New East Ireland wrote:I'm Commies.


I'm St. Patrick, Mummy, Dirty Porn, and Smelly People... >.>

Congrats
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:03 pm

New East Ireland wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Where are you on the Steriotype map?
Image

I'm Commies.

I'm Dracula. Although I'm also Resident Evil and Commie.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:03 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
I'm St. Patrick, Mummy, Dirty Porn, and Smelly People... >.>

Congrats


Thanks? :?
Transnapastain wrote:CC!

Posting mod mistakes now are we?

Well, sir, you can have a Vindictive warning for making us look incompetent
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:You're Invisi Gay. Super hero of the Rainbow Equality Brigade!
Nana wrote:Being CC's bf is a death worse than fate.
Nana wrote:Finally, another reasonable individual.
Nana wrote: You're Ben. And Ben is many things wrapped into one being. :)
NSG Sodomy Club Member.
RIP WHYLT 11/14/2010-8/15/2011
Geniasis wrote:I've seen people lose credibility. It's been a while since I've seen it cast aside so gleefully.
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Postby New East Ireland » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:06 pm

I need a good song to listen too. >__>
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Postby Wazkyraque » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:06 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Wazkyraque wrote:Congrats


Thanks? :?

You have porn
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Postby Grenartia » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:09 pm

Wazkyraque wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Goddamned wide-nosed Belgian bastards, breathing all the decent Europeans' air. Can't even pick a damn language. ^____________^

Where are you on the Steriotype map?
Image


I'm Dirty Porn, Mummies, St. Patrick, and Sodom. Do you have anything for North America?

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Grenartia wrote:Nein. The best revenge is to:

Sneak into your target's house, and shit in all of his toilets (you may need some friends for this, and you all might have to be really constipated), such that they won't flush, then put superglue on the toilet seats. Put perscription strength laxatives in all of his beverages. Wait.

Once your neighbour is done crying, over being fed chilli made of their children that someone spit in, comfort them. Slowly, over a period of years, become their best friend. Make them confide in you. Then, begin to evenly paint the side of their house in sloppy cow shit, every night when they go to bed.

When they finally leave for a vacation, ask the specific day they'll be back. A few hours before they come back, have all of your friends jizz over all of the handles, doorknobs, controllers, and remotes, in their house. Wait.


Meh, I prefer my way better. Its faster, and more satisfying in the end.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:11 pm

New East Ireland wrote:I need a good song to listen too. >__>

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE
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Postby New East Ireland » Fri Jul 22, 2011 4:12 pm

Grenartia wrote:Do you have anything for North America?

North America isn't as diverse though.
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