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Postby Zeppy » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:26 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:You say 'narcissistic fag' like it's a bad thing.

And it's not solo. Solo wanking videos are boring.

Never. It is the highest complement next to dickface fucker.

If I wanted to offend you, I would call you Dutch.

You're boring!

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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:30 pm

Zeppy wrote:Never. It is the highest complement next to dickface fucker.

If I wanted to offend you, I would call you Dutch.

You're boring!

True. Nothing wrong with being a narcissistic omnisexual. Hey, more things to fuck.

How dare you call me Dutch. You greasy, guido, wop bastard! ^__________^

That's not what your mother said, Trebec.
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[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:31 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:That is it sime to head to a secret private place to lose a pound or two.

The toilet?
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:34 pm

That there I times I walk into this thread and find a big question mark hovering figuratively over my head.

I picture it much like walking through my front door, finding three midgets in S&M attire, a giraffe painted blue, and a banana cream pie involved in an unmentionable act, consider turning around and walking back out the door, but find myself morbidly compelled to stay and watch, or possibly even join in.
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Postby Cavaleiro da vontade » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:35 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:That there I times I walk into this thread and find a big question mark hovering figuratively over my head.

I picture it much like walking through my front door, finding three midgets in S&M attire, a giraffe painted blue, and a banana cream pie involved in an unmentionable act, consider turning around and walking back out the door, but find myself morbidly compelled to stay and watch, or possibly even join in.


Its like a car crash, you are horrified and sickened yet you cant look away

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Grainne Ni Malley wrote:That there I times I walk into this thread and find a big question mark hovering figuratively over my head.

I picture it much like walking through my front door, finding three midgets in S&M attire, a giraffe painted blue, and a banana cream pie involved in an unmentionable act, consider turning around and walking back out the door, but find myself morbidly compelled to stay and watch, or possibly even join in.


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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:37 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:That there I times I walk into this thread and find a big question mark hovering figuratively over my head.

I picture it much like walking through my front door, finding three midgets in S&M attire, a giraffe painted blue, and a banana cream pie involved in an unmentionable act, consider turning around and walking back out the door, but find myself morbidly compelled to stay and watch, or possibly even join in.


How is that different from any other time you walk into a house?
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:38 pm

Cavaleiro da vontade wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:That there I times I walk into this thread and find a big question mark hovering figuratively over my head.

I picture it much like walking through my front door, finding three midgets in S&M attire, a giraffe painted blue, and a banana cream pie involved in an unmentionable act, consider turning around and walking back out the door, but find myself morbidly compelled to stay and watch, or possibly even join in.


Its like a car crash, you are horrified and sickened yet you cant look away

And you get the uncontrollable urge to fap to it.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Zeppy » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:38 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:True. Nothing wrong with being a narcissistic omnisexual. Hey, more things to fuck.

How dare you call me Dutch. You greasy, guido, wop bastard! ^__________^

That's not what your mother said, Trebec.

Indeed. It's like beer. I am not continuing this analogy, so another drunk can pick it up and run with it.

I am not Italian. D: Well, probably 1/100th or something. Hail horny fuckers.

Nothing else is to be sad then: Nicolae Ceauşescu and Gheorghe Gheorghiu-Dej knew how to keep those gippos down. ^__________^

The deficit, your mother, is like some crazy aunt living down in the basement: everyone knows she’s there, but no one wants to talk about her. Now, if you don’t deal with her, she’s just going to get ornerier and stinkier. I say take the bitch upstairs, slap her around, and hose her down.

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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:39 pm

Cavaleiro da vontade wrote:Its like a car crash, you are horrified and sickened yet you cant look away

Except I probably wouldn't want to participate in a car crash.

Coffee Cakes wrote:Sigged. :rofl:

:)

Astrolinium wrote:How is that different from any other time you walk into a house?

The giraffe is usually painted red and wearing stilettos.
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:40 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Cavaleiro da vontade wrote:Its like a car crash, you are horrified and sickened yet you cant look away

Except I probably wouldn't want to participate in a car crash.

Coffee Cakes wrote:Sigged. :rofl:

:)

Astrolinium wrote:How is that different from any other time you walk into a house?

The giraffe is usually painted red and wearing stilettos.


Pics or it didn't happen.
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:40 pm

Zeppy wrote: and hose her down.

Oh, I hosed your mother down, Trebec. But it wasn't water I was covering her in.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Postby Grenartia » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:42 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:That is it sime to head to a secret private place to lose a pound or two.

The toilet?


That's my guess.
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Postby Cavaleiro da vontade » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:42 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Zeppy wrote: and hose her down.

Oh, I hosed your mother down, Trebec. But it wasn't water I was covering her in.

ad yet im not allowe to post a pic of Abraham Lincoln with titties >:(

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Postby Zeppy » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:42 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh, I hosed your mother down, Trebec. But it wasn't water I was covering her in.

I had a wonderful retort. I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore.

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:45 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Zeppy wrote: and hose her down.

Oh, I hosed your mother down, Trebec. But it wasn't water I was covering her in.


Now I gotta explain to my customer why I was laughing when she said her internet isn't working. 8)
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:46 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Oh, I hosed your mother down, Trebec. But it wasn't water I was covering her in.


Now I gotta explain to my customer why I was laughing when she said her internet isn't working. 8)


Smooth... :rofl:
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:46 pm

Zeppy wrote:I had a wonderful retort. I can't remember how it ends, but you're mother's a whore.

What's the difference between a meat processor and your mother?

The processor stops taking hot meat every once in a while.
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[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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Postby Grainne Ni Malley » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:48 pm

Astrolinium wrote:Pics or it didn't happen.


Thank you. I just learned that I should highly consider activating safe search mode when I go hunting for images of giraffes and midgets.

:o
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Postby Astrolinium » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:49 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Pics or it didn't happen.


Thank you. I just learned that I should highly consider activating safe search mode when I go hunting for images of giraffes and midgets.

:o


Sigh.

Pics or...
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Postby Cavaleiro da vontade » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:49 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Astrolinium wrote:Pics or it didn't happen.


Thank you. I just learned that I should highly consider activating safe search mode when I go hunting for images of giraffes and midgets.

:o

look up "microwave" with safe search off if you want some really weird images.

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Postby Condunum » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:50 pm

I learned this last night: All that is needed to turn a hate filled flaming argument in a RP into happiness is music. Talk about the music you like, you realize what you have in common, and suddenly, it's an orgy.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:52 pm

Cavaleiro da vontade wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Thank you. I just learned that I should highly consider activating safe search mode when I go hunting for images of giraffes and midgets.

:o

look up "microwave" with safe search off if you want some really weird images.


I'm at work, should I risk it? :p
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Sun Jul 17, 2011 9:52 pm

Condunum wrote:I learned this last night: All that is needed to turn a hate filled flaming argument in a RP into happiness is music. Talk about the music you like, you realize what you have in common, and suddenly, it's an orgy.

All of my arguments end in group sex. Consent is about 50/50.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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