What have you learned today? P6

[Iterium]

I learned that i have a family history of losing our teeth before we are 40

Im not ok with that

[Germanic Templars]

and that raises my next question, How do you gun people down and/or get military vehicles for your ever expanding army, because I run a M.C.C.I(Militaristic Corporate Capitalist Island) and I need to learn on how to control troops and/or hire them.

You need a Tropican military base and a general to get more troops, and to shoot people, you need to go to their profile, and find the "Eliminate" option.

I do have a base, its recruiting them, my damn base is almost empty with the exception of 5 generals that live there.

But that 2nd part was helpful.

[New East Ireland]

I try not to, I like to see if I can build up a city, then fight off a rebellion, or the USSR. Works well when you have conscription on.

It's actually very easy to build a big surplus early on. Just exploit mineral deposits and don't build schools, clinics and churches until you're bringing in the money.

Oh, then you can build up a big army and shoot everyone who is unhappy. It's relaxing.

Sometimes I go to my theocratic corporate communist dictatorship (The TCCD of Tropico is what I call it) and I say "Hmm, how can I, El Presidente, make our people happy? They already have so many bananas, so what else could they need?"

After thinking over the effects of a MAD for about two seconds, then dismissing it, I order my soldiers to gun down some of my political rivals.

[Germanic Templars]

I learned that i have a family history of losing our teeth before we are 40

Im not ok with that

well thats ok, I have a family history, dad's side, of growing extra teeth in.

Normal human have at least, 32 teeth, I have 33.

Question, is it all of your teeth or most of it?

[Iterium]

I learned that i have a family history of losing our teeth before we are 40

Im not ok with that

well thats ok, I have a family history, dad's side, of growing extra teeth in.

Normal human have at least, 32 teeth, I have 33.

Question, is it all of your teeth or most of it?

im only 16 so i havent lost any yet but my dad just lost 3 today and he is 35

And it is usually all our teeth

[Zeth Rekia]

That 102% or such humidity sucks.

No outside time for Zeno. Only got 4 miles in today. ;_____________;

102% ?

Damn. But why couldn't Zeno stay out? Was it thunderstorming super bad? And hell, 4 miles is more than most people get in a month (myself included).

Don't be a sad panda.

To hot out... Kitty instincts kicking in... must keep going... GAH! >.<;

[Meowfoundland]

It's actually very easy to build a big surplus early on. Just exploit mineral deposits and don't build schools, clinics and churches until you're bringing in the money.

Oh, then you can build up a big army and shoot everyone who is unhappy. It's relaxing.

Sometimes I go to my theocratic corporate communist dictatorship (The TCCD of Tropico is what I call it) and I say "Hmm, how can I, El Presidente, make our people happy? They already have so many bananas, so what else could they need?"

After thinking over the effects of a MAD for about two seconds, then dismissing it, I order my soldiers to gun down some of my political rivals.

It's more fun when you kill so many people that everyone becomes unhappy and then a civil war is provoked, because then you can just look at everyone killing everyone.

[Germanic Templars]

I try not to, I like to see if I can build up a city, then fight off a rebellion, or the USSR. Works well when you have conscription on.

It's actually very easy to build a big surplus early on. Just exploit mineral deposits and don't build schools, clinics and churches until you're bringing in the money.

Oh, then you can build up a big army and shoot everyone who is unhappy. It's relaxing.

Jesus, talk about Muammar Gaddafi.

[Meowfoundland]

It's actually very easy to build a big surplus early on. Just exploit mineral deposits and don't build schools, clinics and churches until you're bringing in the money.

Oh, then you can build up a big army and shoot everyone who is unhappy. It's relaxing.

Jesus, talk about Muammar Gaddafi.

He sure was on to something.

[New East Ireland]

Sometimes I go to my theocratic corporate communist dictatorship (The TCCD of Tropico is what I call it) and I say "Hmm, how can I, El Presidente, make our people happy? They already have so many bananas, so what else could they need?"

After thinking over the effects of a MAD for about two seconds, then dismissing it, I order my soldiers to gun down some of my political rivals.

It's more fun when you kill so many people that everyone becomes unhappy and then a civil war is provoked, because then you can just look at everyone killing everyone.

I love doing that. Of course, my avatar is a lazy fatass rip-off of Castro, so he's always walking, even when terrorists are behind him running like wolves.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Birthday's going quite well so far.

[Meowfoundland]

Birthday's going quite well so far.

Have a hip, hop and happenin' birthday.

and I'm embarrassed that I said that again.

[Germanic Templars]

It's more fun when you kill so many people that everyone becomes unhappy and then a civil war is provoked, because then you can just look at everyone killing everyone.

I love doing that. Of course, my avatar is a lazy fatass rip-off of Castro, so he's always walking, even when terrorists are behind him running like wolves.

Now that is what I call weak leadership.

[New East Ireland]

I love doing that. Of course, my avatar is a lazy fatass rip-off of Castro, so he's always walking, even when terrorists are behind him running like wolves.

Now that is what I call weak leadership.

Meh.

I may or may not post pictures, depending on how lazy I am.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

Birthday's going quite well so far.

Have a hip, hop and happenin' birthday.

and I'm embarrassed that I said that again.

[Norstal]

Birthday's going quite well so far.

Happy birthday. I'd give you a gift, but, I'D HAVE TO TALK TO MY SUPERVISOR!

[Germanic Templars]

well thats ok, I have a family history, dad's side, of growing extra teeth in.

Normal human have at least, 32 teeth, I have 33.

Question, is it all of your teeth or most of it?

im only 16 so i havent lost any yet but my dad just lost 3 today and he is 35

And it is usually all our teeth

owch, sounds painful.

but hey i'm 16 too. I need braces and get that extra tooth pulled, then filled in.

[Germanic Templars]

Now that is what I call weak leadership.

Meh.

I may or may not post pictures, depending on how lazy I am.

So, what does you leader look like?

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My friend and I actually just rapped Eminem's White Trash Party, except we changed 'white' to 'brown'.

[Germanic Templars]

Birthday's going quite well so far.

well huppy birtday!

[New East Ireland]

Have a hip, hop and happenin' birthday.

and I'm embarrassed that I said that again.

Have a skittle McNugget Ceremony to celebrate the day you blew open your mom's stomach with a shotgun.

The fuck did I just say?

[Norstal]

My friend and I actually just rapped Eminem's White Trash Party, except we changed 'white' to 'brown'.

I lulzed.

[Iterium]

im only 16 so i havent lost any yet but my dad just lost 3 today and he is 35

And it is usually all our teeth

owch, sounds painful.

but hey i'm 16 too. I need braces and get that extra tooth pulled, then filled in.

The worst part is thats the second big dental thing im going to have to deal with. The first is a major surgery meant to fix my under bite by cutting out a large chunk of my jaw and basically concreting it back together. Im going to be getting that 1 right on my 18th birthday.

[New East Ireland]

Meh.

I may or may not post pictures, depending on how lazy I am.

So, what does you leader look like?

A typical Banana Republic Dictator. In other words, he's Asian.

[Nightkill the Emperor]

My friend and I actually just rapped Eminem's White Trash Party, except we changed 'white' to 'brown'.

I lulzed.

Now first of all, I'm the boss, I just want to get that across.