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by Germanic Templars » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:27 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Germanic Templars wrote:
and that raises my next question, How do you gun people down and/or get military vehicles for your ever expanding army, because I run a M.C.C.I(Militaristic Corporate Capitalist Island) and I need to learn on how to control troops and/or hire them.
You need a Tropican military base and a general to get more troops, and to shoot people, you need to go to their profile, and find the "Eliminate" option.
by New East Ireland » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:29 pm
Meowfoundland wrote:Germanic Templars wrote:
I try not to, I like to see if I can build up a city, then fight off a rebellion, or the USSR. Works well when you have conscription on.
It's actually very easy to build a big surplus early on. Just exploit mineral deposits and don't build schools, clinics and churches until you're bringing in the money.
Oh, then you can build up a big army and shoot everyone who is unhappy. It's relaxing.
by Germanic Templars » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:30 pm
Iterium wrote:I learned that i have a family history of losing our teeth before we are 40
Im not ok with that
by Iterium » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:31 pm
Germanic Templars wrote:Iterium wrote:I learned that i have a family history of losing our teeth before we are 40
Im not ok with that
well thats ok, I have a family history, dad's side, of growing extra teeth in.
Normal human have at least, 32 teeth, I have 33.
Question, is it all of your teeth or most of it?
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:31 pm
Grenartia wrote:Zeth Rekia wrote:That 102% or such humidity sucks.
No outside time for Zeno. Only got 4 miles in today. ;_____________;
102% ?
Damn. But why couldn't Zeno stay out? Was it thunderstorming super bad? And hell, 4 miles is more than most people get in a month (myself included).
Don't be a sad panda.
by Meowfoundland » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:32 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Meowfoundland wrote:
It's actually very easy to build a big surplus early on. Just exploit mineral deposits and don't build schools, clinics and churches until you're bringing in the money.
Oh, then you can build up a big army and shoot everyone who is unhappy. It's relaxing.
Sometimes I go to my theocratic corporate communist dictatorship (The TCCD of Tropico is what I call it) and I say "Hmm, how can I, El Presidente, make our people happy? They already have so many bananas, so what else could they need?"
After thinking over the effects of a MAD for about two seconds, then dismissing it, I order my soldiers to gun down some of my political rivals.
by Germanic Templars » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:32 pm
Meowfoundland wrote:Germanic Templars wrote:
I try not to, I like to see if I can build up a city, then fight off a rebellion, or the USSR. Works well when you have conscription on.
It's actually very easy to build a big surplus early on. Just exploit mineral deposits and don't build schools, clinics and churches until you're bringing in the money.
Oh, then you can build up a big army and shoot everyone who is unhappy. It's relaxing.
by Meowfoundland » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:32 pm
Germanic Templars wrote:Meowfoundland wrote:
It's actually very easy to build a big surplus early on. Just exploit mineral deposits and don't build schools, clinics and churches until you're bringing in the money.
Oh, then you can build up a big army and shoot everyone who is unhappy. It's relaxing.
Jesus, talk about Muammar Gaddafi.
by New East Ireland » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:35 pm
Meowfoundland wrote:New East Ireland wrote:Sometimes I go to my theocratic corporate communist dictatorship (The TCCD of Tropico is what I call it) and I say "Hmm, how can I, El Presidente, make our people happy? They already have so many bananas, so what else could they need?"
After thinking over the effects of a MAD for about two seconds, then dismissing it, I order my soldiers to gun down some of my political rivals.
It's more fun when you kill so many people that everyone becomes unhappy and then a civil war is provoked, because then you can just look at everyone killing everyone.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Meowfoundland » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:37 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Birthday's going quite well so far.
by Germanic Templars » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:37 pm
New East Ireland wrote:Meowfoundland wrote:
It's more fun when you kill so many people that everyone becomes unhappy and then a civil war is provoked, because then you can just look at everyone killing everyone.
I love doing that. Of course, my avatar is a lazy fatass rip-off of Castro, so he's always walking, even when terrorists are behind him running like wolves.
by New East Ireland » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:38 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:38 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Norstal » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:39 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Birthday's going quite well so far.
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.
by Germanic Templars » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:39 pm
Iterium wrote:Germanic Templars wrote:
well thats ok, I have a family history, dad's side, of growing extra teeth in.
Normal human have at least, 32 teeth, I have 33.
Question, is it all of your teeth or most of it?
im only 16 so i havent lost any yet but my dad just lost 3 today and he is 35
And it is usually all our teeth
by Germanic Templars » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:39 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:40 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Germanic Templars » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:40 pm
by New East Ireland » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:40 pm
by Norstal » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:41 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:My friend and I actually just rapped Eminem's White Trash Party, except we changed 'white' to 'brown'.
Toronto Sun wrote:Best poster ever. ★★★★★
New York Times wrote:No one can beat him in debates. 5/5.
IGN wrote:Literally the best game I've ever played. 10/10
NSG Public wrote:What a fucking douchebag.
by Iterium » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:42 pm
by New East Ireland » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:42 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sat Jul 16, 2011 6:43 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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