What have you learned today? P5

[Wiztopia]

I learned to not make a joke before explaining what the joke would be about.

[Esternial]

I learnt that I may be going to Amsterdam.

[Keronians]

Felicidades!

Y tienes que dar las gracias a tus padres por no ponerte en el sistema educativo de Inglaterra. Lo unico que se cuenta en ese sistema es el examen.

"Congratulations

And you have - to give thanks to your fathers (Parents?) for not - in the English speaking (English World's?) education system. It (No idea for a bit) in this system is the exam/test."

This is why I almost failed Spanish.

Translated:

Congratulations!

And you need to thank your parents for not putting you into the English education system. The only thing that counts in that system is the exam.

EDIT: I learnt that it's not just CM's French that's shit.

I learnt that taking a walk on the beach is the best thing for me to do when I'm pissed off.

I learnt that I need to get off my ass and start looking for a girlfriend.

[Conserative Morality]

EDIT: I learnt that it's not just CM's French that's shit.

I learnt that taking a walk on the beach is the best thing for me to do when I'm pissed off.

I learnt that I need to get off my ass and start looking for a girlfriend.

It's pretty much all of my foreign languages that are shit.

[New East Ireland]

Schools use NationStates...

[Galenaima]

Schools use NationStates...

Saves money on Sex Ed textbooks.

[Keronians]

EDIT: I learnt that it's not just CM's French that's shit.

I learnt that taking a walk on the beach is the best thing for me to do when I'm pissed off.

I learnt that I need to get off my ass and start looking for a girlfriend.

It's pretty much all of my foreign languages that are shit.

Meh. It's more humiliating if you're like me.

I'm an Indian and yet I can't read or write in Hindi.

[New East Ireland]

Schools use NationStates...

Saves money on Sex Ed textbooks.

Yeah, one hour of tech class and a preschooler will be telling his mom all about sex positions or something.

[Galenaima]

Yeah, one hour of tech class and a preschooler will be telling his mom all about sex positions or something.

I heard they are not allowed on the forums, only in game stuff.

Can you blame 'em?

[New East Ireland]

Yeah, one hour of tech class and a preschooler will be telling his mom all about sex positions or something.

I heard they are not allowed on the forums, only in game stuff.

Well that solves the problem...

[Norstal]

Something somehting... taco... gordita crunch. Thats all I got.

I DON"T SPEAKO YOUR LANGUAGE. I SPEAKO EL AMERICANO! DO YOU COMPRENDO?

I thought you speako El Canadiano.

[Keronians]

Something somehting... taco... gordita crunch. Thats all I got.

I DON"T SPEAKO YOUR LANGUAGE. I SPEAKO EL AMERICANO! DO YOU COMPRENDO?

Indeed. I speak FURREIN.

[Coffee Cakes]

That Colombo died.
Also, that Matt is lucky enough to live near a Sonic.
The closest Sonic to where I am is 40 miles away.

[Zuri Nyuni]

Today I learnt:

1. You shouldn't perform Twelfth Night outside in a thunderstorm
2. Priapism is surprisingly common with hangings.
3. I have had a strong craving for steak sandwiches whenever people talk about buffalo.

[New East Ireland]

That Colombo died.
Also, that Matt is lucky enough to live near a Sonic.
The closest Sonic to where I am is 40 miles away.

The closest Sonic to where I live is the Black Knight-themed one, and its in my X-Box!

[Coffee Cakes]

That Colombo died.
Also, that Matt is lucky enough to live near a Sonic.
The closest Sonic to where I am is 40 miles away.

The closest Sonic to where I live is the Black Knight-themed one, and its in my X-Box!

That's a good Sonic, too. He turned 20 yesterday.

[New East Ireland]

The closest Sonic to where I live is the Black Knight-themed one, and its in my X-Box!

That's a good Sonic, too. He turned 20 yesterday.

He's younger than Mario.

[Coffee Cakes]

That's a good Sonic, too. He turned 20 yesterday.

He's younger than Mario.

yeah. Mario's 25 now.

[Baron lords]

That 5:13 min into a ten hour nyan cat video, I'm still not sick of this song

[New East Ireland]

He's younger than Mario.

yeah. Mario's 25 now.

Old man. I'm surprised that he can get out of bed in the morning.

[Coffee Cakes]

yeah. Mario's 25 now.

Old man. I'm surprised that he can get out of bed in the morning.

I'm surprised he hasn't broken a hip stepping on a koopa troopa yet.

[Baron lords]

yeah. Mario's 25 now.

Old man. I'm surprised that he can get out of bed in the morning.

He just can't jump like he used to, and he takes the fact "Your princess is in another castle" very well now

[New East Ireland]

Old man. I'm surprised that he can get out of bed in the morning.

He just can't jump like he used to, and he takes the fact "Your princess is in another castle" very well now

Yeah, I hear that they might break up soon. I mean, it's been a couple of years. He should go back with Pauline. At least she didn't have sex with a demonic squirtle.

[Gauthier]

I learned why you don't ask Lebron James for change for a dollar.

Sucky sucky?

The punchline here is, "LeBron will only give you three quarters."

[The Merchant Republics]

I DON"T SPEAKO YOUR LANGUAGE. I SPEAKO EL AMERICANO! DO YOU COMPRENDO?

I thought you speako El Canadiano.

Oui. I am.

But El Canadiano doesn't have the same effect.