What have you learned today? P5

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

v___v I learned that nobody gives a straight answer on what "Child Eater" is in Latin.

[Marsholm]

Only after a keg stand.

Then your keg stand didn't go long enough.

Not my fault that the asshole in front of me hogged it all. His dumb ass puked then fell off the keg. Teach him to not share. Flippin' vomit on my keg...

[Xarithis]

That Casey Anthony is not guilty, and I seem to be the only one on the planet who doesn't believe she killed her daughter, and is, in fact , happy about the verdict.

I think she did it, but I do support the verdict. The evidence was insufficient, and the jury did not let emotions or speculation influence their judgement. In my opinion, this outcome was the best possible, considering what we had to work with.

[Coffee Cakes]

Do explain. This sounds interesting.

Okay so you know about the beer helmet right?

Yeah. that's one of the best ideas ever.

[Coffee Cakes]

Keg?

If you can raise a keg, then you are not nearly drunk enough.

*raises another keg of Sam Adams*

After this I...

*finishes keg and falls over*

zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Minoriteeburg]

Okay so you know about the beer helmet right?

Yeah. that's one of the best ideas ever.

Okay now put a beer on one side of the helmet and attach a small bong to the other side. And have a tube running down the other side to your mouth. Also there will be an ignitor switch on the helmet.

[Coffee Cakes]

Yeah. that's one of the best ideas ever.

Okay now put a beer on one side of the helmet and attach a small bong to the other side. And have a tube running down the other side to your mouth. Also there will be an ignitor switch on the helmet.

I'll drink to the epicness in that idea.

[Minoriteeburg]

Okay now put a beer on one side of the helmet and attach a small bong to the other side. And have a tube running down the other side to your mouth. Also there will be an ignitor switch on the helmet.

I'll drink to the epicness in that idea.

Cheers!

I also have an Idea for an ABG alarm clock.

[Coffee Cakes]

I'll drink to the epicness in that idea.

Cheers!

I also have an Idea for an ABG alarm clock.

Really?

[Minoriteeburg]

Cheers!

I also have an Idea for an ABG alarm clock.

Really?

Yes. ALthough that one may not be PG 13

[Lackadaisical2]

ABG?

[Coffee Cakes]

Really?

Yes. ALthough that one may not be PG 13

drat.

[Minoriteeburg]

ABG?

Okay so an ABG (Anal Bum Gun) is when.....

a woman does a handstand with cocaine in her rear and then proceeeds to fire said drug into your face from said position.

now the alarm clock would simply be a pair of (of course) fake buttocks that simuated said event at the time on which you set the alarm.

[Coffee Cakes]

ABG?

Okay so an ABG (Anal Bum Gun) is when.....

a woman does a handstand with cocaine in her rear and then proceeeds to fire said drug into your face from said position.

now the alarm clock would simply be a pair of (of course) fake buttocks that simuated said event at the time on which you set the alarm.

I'd buy that alarm clock.

[Grenartia]

ABG?

Okay so an ABG (Anal Bum Gun) is when.....

a woman does a handstand with cocaine in her rear and then proceeeds to fire said drug into your face from said position.

now the alarm clock would simply be a pair of (of course) fake buttocks that simuated said event at the time on which you set the alarm.

Ew. Shitty coke... Do not want. -_-

[Minoriteeburg]

Okay so an ABG (Anal Bum Gun) is when.....

a woman does a handstand with cocaine in her rear and then proceeeds to fire said drug into your face from said position.

now the alarm clock would simply be a pair of (of course) fake buttocks that simuated said event at the time on which you set the alarm.

I'd buy that alarm clock.

Only 19.95 (drugs sold separately)

[Soviet Haaregrad]

ABG?

Okay so an ABG (Anal Bum Gun) is when.....

a woman does a handstand with cocaine in her rear and then proceeeds to fire said drug into your face from said position.

now the alarm clock would simply be a pair of (of course) fake buttocks that simuated said event at the time on which you set the alarm.

This made me laugh far louder than I should at 0130 with everyone else in bed.

[Minoriteeburg]

Okay so an ABG (Anal Bum Gun) is when.....

a woman does a handstand with cocaine in her rear and then proceeeds to fire said drug into your face from said position.

now the alarm clock would simply be a pair of (of course) fake buttocks that simuated said event at the time on which you set the alarm.

This made me laugh far louder than I should at 0130 with everyone else in bed.

I aim to please.

[Lackadaisical2]

ABG?

Okay so an ABG (Anal Bum Gun) is when.....

a woman does a handstand with cocaine in her rear and then proceeeds to fire said drug into your face from said position.

now the alarm clock would simply be a pair of (of course) fake buttocks that simuated said event at the time on which you set the alarm.

Thats... amazing.

[Coffee Cakes]

I'd buy that alarm clock.

Only 19.95 (drugs sold separately)

[Azarea]

You know, my coaches favorite word is lackadaisical..... He uses it to describe us when we play shittily.

[Lackadaisical2]

You know, my coaches favorite word is lackadaisical..... He uses it to describe us when we play shittily.

I'm proud to be a Lackadaisiclan today.

[Azarea]

You know, my coaches favorite word is lackadaisical..... He uses it to describe us when we play shittily.

I'm proud to be a Lackadaisiclan today.

shame on you.

[Lackadaisical2]

I'm proud to be a Lackadaisiclan today.

shame on you.

Shame on your mom.

[Grenartia]

I'd buy that alarm clock.

Only 19.95 (drugs sold separately)

Fake ass cheeks not included.