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PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:36 pm
by Minoriteeburg
Big Jim P wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

And I plan on filming it all.


Dude, I better get full credits, and every damn royalty coming to me.



Depends on how hot the women in the film are.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:36 pm
by Zeth Rekia
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned I've been hunting for slime so long in MineCraft that I'm hallucinating them. ^.o;

The slime is a lie.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:37 pm
by Big Jim P
Minoriteeburg wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Dude, I better get full credits, and every damn royalty coming to me.



Depends on how hot the women in the film are.


Doesn't matter. All NS ladies are hot, and You have ME. What more could you ask for?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:37 pm
by Lackadaisical2
Minoriteeburg wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Dude, I better get full credits, and every damn royalty coming to me.



Depends on how hot the women in the film are.

Not very because its going to be all men from the sounds of it. :D

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:37 pm
by Minoriteeburg
Big Jim P wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Depends on how hot the women in the film are.


Doesn't matter. All NS ladies are hot, and You have ME. What more could you ask for?



Beer?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:38 pm
by Minoriteeburg
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Depends on how hot the women in the film are.

Not very because its going to be all men from the sounds of it. :D



That's how all the NS porno's end up.......

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:38 pm
by Big Jim P
Minoriteeburg wrote:
Big Jim P wrote:
Doesn't matter. All NS ladies are hot, and You have ME. What more could you ask for?



Beer?


Well, you can always ask for more beer.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:40 pm
by Minoriteeburg
Big Jim P wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

Beer?


Well, you can always ask for more beer.



I take my beer.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:41 pm
by Umbra Ac Silentium
Zeth Rekia wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned I've been hunting for slime so long in MineCraft that I'm hallucinating them. ^.o;

The slime is a lie.

:[ It really is. I've used hundreds of TNT to clear out underground caverns but no slimes...

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:43 pm
by Astrolinium
Minoriteeburg wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Not very because its going to be all men from the sounds of it. :D



That's how all the NS porno's end up.......


It'd also probably be highly illegal due to the large amount of jailbait (myself included) that is on NS.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:43 pm
by Minoriteeburg
Astrolinium wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:

That's how all the NS porno's end up.......


It'd also probably be highly illegal due to the large amount of jailbait (myself included) that is on NS.

They're just the only ones willing to do it.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:43 pm
by The Nuclear Fist
That upon waking from my sleep, I discovered I was more fatigued.

Which is never good, but certainly not as terrible as it could be.

It doesn't help that the world is spinning.

Those are some nice pipes.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:44 pm
by Wiztopia
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:That I'm better than Coffee at making sure women never speak to me again. 8)


That's fine with me.
However... my grandmother is pi$$ed off at me for a witty comeback I made earlier.


Did you say "I'm as gay as you are senile"?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:44 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:That I'm better than Coffee at making sure women never speak to me again. 8)


That's fine with me.
However... my grandmother is pi$$ed off at me for a witty comeback I made earlier.


*high-five*

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:45 pm
by Big Jim P
Wiztopia wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
That's fine with me.
However... my grandmother is pi$$ed off at me for a witty comeback I made earlier.


Did you say "I'm as gay as you are senile"?


:rofl: Good one.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:47 pm
by Zeth Rekia
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:The slime is a lie.

:[ It really is. I've used hundreds of TNT to clear out underground caverns but no slimes...

Maybe one has to stick to natural caverns? :^

Zeno just starting to establish a town in a cliffy area. :]

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:51 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Wiztopia wrote:Did you say "I'm as gay as you are senile"?


Soviet Haaregrad wrote:*high-five*


Wiztopia, I really wish I'd thought of that. That would have provided me enough $hit$ and giggles to survive the weekend.

Haaregrad, not really... I have to deal with her 5 days a week... including Fridays, which means I'll see her tomorrow.


And even worse, I forgot the one-liner I dropped... but hours later, my mom was still chuckling at it.

Thing is, I'm straight, but if I got asked out by anybody, I'd probably say yes regardless. But only if I've known them first.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:52 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki
That teens screaming and pushing each other at that pool can be a total turn off for wanting to relax by it. :(

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:53 pm
by Umbra Ac Silentium
Zeth Rekia wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote::[ It really is. I've used hundreds of TNT to clear out underground caverns but no slimes...

Maybe one has to stick to natural caverns? :^

Zeno just starting to establish a town in a cliffy area. :]

I don't think you do. :?

^.^ Show me pictures sometimes?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:56 pm
by Big Jim P
That thinking of NS as a whole gives a headache, but can be amusing.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 9:58 pm
by The Nuclear Fist
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:That teens screaming and pushing each other at that pool can be a total turn off for wanting to relax by it. :(

Last year, shortly before I joined NS, I was enjoying a nice day upon the Black Sea with my girlfriend and her family. My sleeves rolled up, my pantlegs rolled up, I enjoyed a novel as I enjoyed the warm rays.

Some teen, no more than 17, splashed me with wet sand. Whether or not this was accidental was not my concern.

Few things on this Earth have caused me to become angry. I'm a bit too mellow for that.

But I proceeded to drag said teen down to the water, and step upon the back of his head until it was firmly implanted in the wet sand. I kept it there for a while. Just until he stopped struggling.

Then I let him out.

I enjoyed the rest of my stay.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:00 pm
by Galenaima
The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:That teens screaming and pushing each other at that pool can be a total turn off for wanting to relax by it. :(

Last year, shortly before I joined NS, I was enjoying a nice day upon the Black Sea with my girlfriend and her family. My sleeves rolled up, my pantlegs rolled up, I enjoyed a novel as I enjoyed the warm rays.

Some teen, no more than 17, splashed me with wet sand. Whether or not this was accidental was not my concern.

Few things on this Earth have caused me to become angry. I'm a bit too mellow for that.

But I proceeded to drag said teen down to the water, and step upon the back of his head until it was firmly implanted in the wet sand. I kept it there for a while. Just until he stopped struggling.

Then I let him out.

I enjoyed the rest of my stay.

I think I worship you now.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:00 pm
by Tiami
That you all may not see more for up to seven days starting now.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:01 pm
by Coffee Cakes
Tiami wrote:That you all may not see more for up to seven days starting now.


bummer.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 23, 2011 10:02 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Wiztopia wrote:Did you say "I'm as gay as you are senile"?


Soviet Haaregrad wrote:*high-five*


Haaregrad, not really... I have to deal with her 5 days a week... including Fridays, which means I'll see her tomorrow.


Well, it made my day brighter. I'm sorry you gotta deal with her though. :hug: