What have you learned today? P5

[Keronians]

What did you say about your momma?

And now you must make a sex joke about my dad and/or sister.

Your dad is a Pakistani.

... I'm afraid I can't top that without breaking PG-13.

Damn you, mods!

[The Nuclear Fist]

Your dad is a Pakistani.

And your mother smells of eldenberries.

[The Truth and Light]

Wow... THat is some strong conviction.

In retrospect, teenage wrong hormones plus severe dislike of losing made me behave very oddly at times.

Indeed they did.

DId your detestment of the losing anguish drive you ever to sweet success? Or were you left disconcerted and fancied nervous by life's unwillingness to bend to your power?

[Norstal]

Your dad is a Pakistani.

And your mother smells of eldenberries.

I fart in your general direction.

[Dumb Ideologies]

In retrospect, teenage wrong hormones plus severe dislike of losing made me behave very oddly at times.

Indeed they did.

DId your detestment of the losing anguish drive you ever to sweet success? Or were you left disconcerted and fancied nervous by life's unwillingness to bend to your power?

I'm 23 and posting regularly on NSG. Take a wild fucking guess.

[The Truth and Light]

Etiquette revolves around breaking face?

Breaking face? What does that mean?

Etiquette with friends among youngsters is dropping a "motherfucker", "your fucking mother", "you son of a bitch" here and there in normal conversation. If you don't, you'll feel out of place.

Sex jokes and degrading each others' families is something to be done with closer friends.

Sounds like America on overdrive.

[The Truth and Light]

Indeed they did.

DId your detestment of the losing anguish drive you ever to sweet success? Or were you left disconcerted and fancied nervous by life's unwillingness to bend to your power?

I'm 23 and posting regularly on NSG. Take a wild fucking guess.

My apologies and condolences.

[Zeth Rekia]

That Zeno had 1% private sector going. HAD.

Back to good old 100% public sector.

[Zeppy]

<__< >__>

(Image)

The travesty!

Peasant not plowing the field.

What has the world come up to?!

[The Truth and Light]

That Zeno had 1% private sector going. HAD.

Back to good old 100% public sector.

Are the borders closed or what?

[The Truth and Light]

<__< >__>

(Image)

The travesty!

Peasant not plowing the field.

What has the world come up to?!

He looks more like an Arabian Knight to me.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I'm 23 and posting regularly on NSG. Take a wild fucking guess.

DI, you seem quite down.
With your big, sad eyes and your big, fat frown.
The world doesn't have to be so grey.

DI, when your life's a mess.
Always feeling blue.
Always in distress.
I know what can wash that sad away.

All you have to do is,
Put a banana in your ear!
A banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana in your favourite ear.
It's true.
Says who?
So true, once it's in your gloom will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers!
So go and put a banana in your ear.

Put a banana in your ear.
I'd rather keep my ear clear.
You will never be happy if you live your live in fear.
It's true.
Says you!
So true, when it's in the skies are bright and clear.
Oh, every day of every year.
The sun shines bright on this big, blue sphere.
So go and put a banana in your ear!

[Zeth Rekia]

That Zeno had 1% private sector going. HAD.

Back to good old 100% public sector.

Are the borders closed or what?

No.

[The Truth and Light]

I'm 23 and posting regularly on NSG. Take a wild fucking guess.

DI, you seem quite down.
With your big, sad eyes and your big, fat frown.
The world doesn't have to be so grey.

DI, when your life's a mess.
Always feeling blue.
Always in distress.
I know what can wash that sad away.

All you have to do is,
Put a banana in your ear!
A banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana in your favourite ear.
It's true.
Says who?
So true, once it's in your gloom will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers!
So go and put a banana in your ear.

Put a banana in your ear.
I'd rather keep my ear clear.
You will never be happy if you live your live in fear.
It's true.
Says you!
So true, when it's in the skies are bright and clear.
Oh, every day of every year.
The sun shines bright on this big, blue sphere.
So go and put a banana in your ear!

I love Charlie the Unicorn!

[The Truth and Light]

Are the borders closed or what?

No.

Then how da hell...

Bah, nevermind. Zeno's mind is too complicated for Matty to understand.

[Zeppy]

Are the borders closed or what?

No.

Just a hellhole.

The Federal Republic of Zeppy must liberate that socialist horrible Third-Person country, right after we wrange through the harsh (con)federalism of this country and the economic difficulty we are passing through.

I mean, CIVIL RIGHTS LOVEFEST? We was an Anarchy. :(

Oh, Zeppy, what has your nation become? A den of commies! D:

[Norstal]

I learned that Warhammer is awesome.

[Zeppy]

He looks more like an Arabian Knight to me.

The wool says peasant while the beard says "allahu akbar."

[Dumb Ideologies]

I'm 23 and posting regularly on NSG. Take a wild fucking guess.

My apologies and condolences.

My reply was somewhat facetious. In reality it's been a bit of both. A first class degree and a distinction at masters level is not something to be sniffed at. Conversely, once I worked out I could "win" most easily at academics I stopped doing everything else. So when I ran out of money for more education I had no relevant experience of doing anything else and a strong sense that the "real world" of work isn't on the list of things I can "win" at, leading to mass lazyness and procrastination as I desperately fumble trying to avoid something I do not believe myself capable of succeeding at to a high level.

On second thoughts, the catchy, short version I posted originally was shorter, catchier, less pathetic and ultimately lost little of the core content and tone. I should always talk in soundbites. Soundbites are underrated.

[The Truth and Light]

Are the borders closed or what?

No.

Just a hellhole.

The Federal Republic of Zeppy must liberate that socialist horrible Third-Person country, right after we wrange through the harsh (con)federalism of this country and the economic difficulty we are passing through.

I mean, CIVIL RIGHTS LOVEFEST? We was an Anarchy.

Oh, Zeppy, what has your nation become? A den of commies! D:

There, there.

I'm sure the United Socialist States of Zeppy will meet their fateful end.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I love Charlie the Unicorn!

Tropical jungles of TaL, 1492

After many months of hardship and sickness, we have finally reached common ground on Truth and Light.

This is a good chance to build trust. After all, we need to capture some natives to mine for gold.

-Captain Vladi

[Dumb Ideologies]

I'm 23 and posting regularly on NSG. Take a wild fucking guess.

DI, you seem quite down.
With your big, sad eyes and your big, fat frown.
The world doesn't have to be so grey.

DI, when your life's a mess.
Always feeling blue.
Always in distress.
I know what can wash that sad away.

All you have to do is,
Put a banana in your ear!
A banana in my ear?
Put a ripe banana in your favourite ear.
It's true.
Says who?
So true, once it's in your gloom will disappear.
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers!
So go and put a banana in your ear.

Put a banana in your ear.
I'd rather keep my ear clear.
You will never be happy if you live your live in fear.
It's true.
Says you!
So true, when it's in the skies are bright and clear.
Oh, every day of every year.
The sun shines bright on this big, blue sphere.
So go and put a banana in your ear!

This is just a short notice to remind you that you're currently doing this internet thing very correctly. Congratulation.

[Zeppy]

There, there.

I'm sure the United Socialist States of Zeppy will meet their fateful end.

The United Socialist Cantons of Zeppy.

D:<

[Zeth Rekia]

Are the borders closed or what?

No.

Just a hellhole.

The Federal Republic of Zeppy must liberate that socialist horrible Third-Person country, right after we wrange through the harsh (con)federalism of this country and the economic difficulty we are passing through.

I mean, CIVIL RIGHTS LOVEFEST? We was an Anarchy.

Oh, Zeppy, what has your nation become? A den of commies! D:

OH really? *Aims her massive fleets of spaceships at you*

You're just jealous. ;3

[Zeppy]

OH really? *Aims her massive fleets of spaceships at you*

You're just jealous. ;3

AYO.

FUCK YOUR FT.

D:<