What have you learned today? P5

[Grenartia]

I have no desire to touch you.

Your mother said the opposite to me last night, Trebec.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WXqkO4jejt0

Today I learned that Uncle Vlad is Sean Connery.

[The Nuclear Fist]

That's enough talk about my mother, thanks.

U mad, bro?

Y U mad?

[Keronians]

You look quite young, tbh. How old are you?

46.

So much for determining age... I could have sworn from that pic that you were in your 30s...

[Zeth Rekia]

Zeno learned how to ride a bike.

Matty learned when he was 11.

Was it fun, Zeno?

Da. ^-^

Mother told brother over the phone that Zeno was learning how to ride a bike. His reaction was, "Really?! Holy shit, I didn't think she'd ever even do that."

Zeno feels accomplished. ^-^

[The Truth and Light]

That's enough talk about my mother, thanks.

U mad, bro?

Y U mad?

I'm not mad. I just don't think my mother, a Christian woman, deserves to be insulted. At most I am just concerned.

[The Truth and Light]

Matty learned when he was 11.

Was it fun, Zeno?

Da. ^-^

Mother told brother over the phone that Zeno was learning how to ride a bike. His reaction was, "Really?! Holy shit, I didn't think she'd ever even do that."

Zeno feels accomplished. ^-^

Yay! Zeno should learn how to spin and stuff.

[Keronians]

U mad, bro?

Y U mad?

I'm not mad. I just don't think my mother, a Christian woman, deserves to be insulted. At most I am just concerned.

I'll recommend you to not visit Spain then. Insulting each other's mothers is routine here. In fact, it's practically a greeting.

[The Truth and Light]

I'm not mad. I just don't think my mother, a Christian woman, deserves to be insulted. At most I am just concerned.

I'll recommend you to not visit Spain then. Insulting each other's mothers is routine here. In fact, it's practically a greeting.

I'll be sure to not go.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Zeno feels accomplished. ^-^

Congrats, Zeno. I was never able to do that.

[Nationstatelandsville]

I'm not mad. I just don't think my mother, a Christian woman, deserves to be insulted. At most I am just concerned.

I'll recommend you to not visit Spain then. Insulting each other's mothers is routine here. In fact, it's practically a greeting.

Ah Spain, has the weirdest festivities of the entire world.

[Keronians]

I'll recommend you to not visit Spain then. Insulting each other's mothers is routine here. In fact, it's practically a greeting.

I'll be sure to not go.

... I'm killing your desire to visit Spain, aren't I?

Amongst youngsters, it's pretty common. In fact, when you see a friend, don't be surprised if his greeting is:

"Hey, fag."

[The Nuclear Fist]

I'm not mad. I just don't think my mother, a Christian woman, deserves to be insulted. At most I am just concerned.

Alright, Trebec. I understand. Truce?
*puts out hand*

[Keronians]

I'll recommend you to not visit Spain then. Insulting each other's mothers is routine here. In fact, it's practically a greeting.

Ah Spain, has the weirdest festivities of the entire world.

What did you say about your momma?

And now you must make a sex joke about my dad and/or sister.

[The Truth and Light]

I'm not mad. I just don't think my mother, a Christian woman, deserves to be insulted. At most I am just concerned.

Alright, Trebec. I understand. Truce?
*puts out hand*

*shakes hand*

God bless.

[The Truth and Light]

I'll be sure to not go.

... I'm killing your desire to visit Spain, aren't I?

Amongst youngsters, it's pretty common. In fact, when you see a friend, don't be surprised if his greeting is:

"Hey, fag."

Only a little.

Can I respond with, "Hey, bigot!"?

[Dumb Ideologies]

Matty learned when he was 11.

Was it fun, Zeno?

Da. ^-^

Mother told brother over the phone that Zeno was learning how to ride a bike. His reaction was, "Really?! Holy shit, I didn't think she'd ever even do that."

Zeno feels accomplished. ^-^

Last time I tried to learn was about a decade ago. Basically, tried for a bit, fell off, screamed something like "I'm a teenager, why won't you bend to my will you massive shit?", and then kicked the bike beyond the point where it was rideable.

Happy times. If for nothing else, I admire the strength of my younger self's convictions on the issues of life.

[Stattr]

i don't react like i used to...i feel useless...

[Zeth Rekia]

Zeno learned how to ride a bike.

nice...how did it go?

Good, haven't fallen or rammed into anything.

Just need to learn to go in straight line.

[Keronians]

... I'm killing your desire to visit Spain, aren't I?

Amongst youngsters, it's pretty common. In fact, when you see a friend, don't be surprised if his greeting is:

"Hey, fag."

Only a little.

Can I respond with, "Hey, bigot!"?

You could, but it wouldn't be very appropriate.

You must make some sort of sex joke. Either that, or drop the matter by insulting him (mildly).

[Zeth Rekia]

Da. ^-^

Mother told brother over the phone that Zeno was learning how to ride a bike. His reaction was, "Really?! Holy shit, I didn't think she'd ever even do that."

Zeno feels accomplished. ^-^

Last time I tried to learn was about a decade ago. Basically, tried for a bit, fell off, screamed something like "I'm a teenager, why won't you bend to my will you massive shit?", and then kicked the bike beyond the point where it was rideable.

Happy times. If for nothing else, I admire the strength of my younger self's convictions on the issues of life.

Wow... THat is some strong conviction.

[The Truth and Light]

Only a little.

Can I respond with, "Hey, bigot!"?

You could, but it wouldn't be very appropriate.

You must make some sort of sex joke. Either that, or drop the matter by insulting him (mildly).

Etiquette revolves around breaking face?

[The Nuclear Fist]

Last time I tried to learn was about a decade ago. Basically, tried for a bit, fell off, screamed something like "I'm a teenager, why won't you bend to my will you massive shit?", and then kicked the bike beyond the point where it was rideable.

Happy times. If for nothing else, I admire the strength of my younger self's convictions on the issues of life.

I'm not able to ride a bike. The bones that formed my skull as a baby didn't grow right, and put a bit too much pressure on part of my brain. Can't ride a motorcycle, either.

[Dumb Ideologies]

Last time I tried to learn was about a decade ago. Basically, tried for a bit, fell off, screamed something like "I'm a teenager, why won't you bend to my will you massive shit?", and then kicked the bike beyond the point where it was rideable.

Happy times. If for nothing else, I admire the strength of my younger self's convictions on the issues of life.

Wow... THat is some strong conviction.

In retrospect, teenage wrong hormones plus severe dislike of losing made me behave very oddly at times.

[Norstal]

Ah Spain, has the weirdest festivities of the entire world.

What did you say about your momma?

And now you must make a sex joke about my dad and/or sister.

Your dad is a Pakistani.

[Keronians]

You could, but it wouldn't be very appropriate.

You must make some sort of sex joke. Either that, or drop the matter by insulting him (mildly).

Etiquette revolves around breaking face?

Breaking face? What does that mean?

Etiquette with friends among youngsters is dropping a "motherfucker", "your fucking mother", "you son of a bitch" here and there in normal conversation. If you don't, you'll feel out of place.

Sex jokes and degrading each others' families is something to be done with closer friends.