What have you learned today? P5

[Hathradic States]

That my disappearing unbalances some people.

Who couldn't be unbalanced? O.o

[Lackadaisical2]

Everybody knows that they would have lost had they not outnumber the Reich 5-1.

Incorrect. Up until 1941, the Soviet Armed Forces was made up entirely of poorly armed and poorly trained peasants and had fought it's only war as a sovereign nation against Poland.

Twice against Poland, and once against Ukraine, There was also the whole Winter War with the Finns...

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Time to find a flanking position.

Hmmm...I needs some infantry...

Semi-related, I hope I'm not the only one using a bolt-action in airsoft who isn't a sniper.

[Grenartia]

Everybody knows that they would have lost had they not outnumber the Reich 5-1.

Incorrect. Up until 1941, the Soviet Armed Forces was made up entirely of poorly armed and poorly trained peasants and had fought it's only war as a sovereign nation against Poland.

Um, no offense Uncle Vlad, but what about the Winter War? I mean, sure the Soviets go their asses handed to them, but still, it was a war, and it was just before WWII, so the USSR was sovereign...

[Hathradic States]

Artillery? Say hello to my airstrike.

Airstrike? What are you, a ninny? Enjoy my barrage of Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles. I'll put my fist up your ass from the other side of the planet, and still have time for tea.

Then I shall just retaliate with equal force. "M" to the "A" to the "D", bitch.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Artillery? Say hello to my airstrike.

Airstrike? What are you, a ninny? Enjoy my barrage of Inter-Continental Ballistic Missiles. I'll put my fist up your ass from the other side of the planet, and still have time for tea.

Awesome, now time for the cockroaches to mutate and play black metal about nuclear winter.

[Homosexy]

That my disappearing unbalances some people.

Who couldn't be unbalanced? O.o

When I'm gone? Plenty of people. Like people who have never met me. =P or you.

[The Nuclear Fist]

I see someone took a page from the Russian playbook. When it doubt, artillery strike.

The German asks "What is the best way to outflank the Russians and swarm them from behind?"

The Russian asks "How many artillery pieces do I need to block out the sun with a single barrage?"

[Lackadaisical2]

Incorrect. Up until 1941, the Soviet Armed Forces was made up entirely of poorly armed and poorly trained peasants and had fought it's only war as a sovereign nation against Poland.

Um, no offense Uncle Vlad, but what about the Winter War? I mean, sure the Soviets go their asses handed to them, but still, it was a war, and it was just before WWII, so the USSR was sovereign...

No one ever remembers the Polish-Soviet war that the Poles actually won. ;(

Bastards had to call in the Germans to do their dirty work.

[Hathradic States]

Hmmm...I needs some infantry...

Semi-related, I hope I'm not the only one using a bolt-action in airsoft who isn't a sniper.

I use a bolt action in airsoft at times, depends on where I am, really. Fighting in the sand dunes or on the river bank, I use a spring M4. In a close quarters thing, I use my auto S552. On the flat lands, I use a bolt/spring Kar98.

[The Nuclear Fist]

Then I shall just retaliate with equal force. "M" to the "A" to the "D", bitch.

Good luck. As I'm also carpet bombing you with Composition B, Sodium Chlorine, and as many smart bombs as I can muster.

Face it, Anne Hathaway. All your base are belong to us.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I see someone took a page from the Russian playbook. When it doubt, artillery strike.

The German asks "What is the best way to outflank the Russians and swarm them from behind?"

The Russian asks "How many artillery pieces do I need to block out the sun with a single barrage?"

It seems I've built my army's doctrine in the proper Soviet fashion then.

[Arumdaum]

I wish I could understand that....

Me too, for all I know it says "kill that mixed-race bastard Soviet Haaregrad and his round-eye neighbours".

It actually says something like "if *something that I don't understand in Korean*, *random Korean verb*"!

[Sorratsin]

Incorrect. Up until 1941, the Soviet Armed Forces was made up entirely of poorly armed and poorly trained peasants and had fought it's only war as a sovereign nation against Poland.

Twice against Poland, and once against Ukraine, There was also the whole Winter War with the Finns...

Also against other factions in the early soviet union, don/kuban cossacks, the whites, and the Kronstadt revolt.



/melvin

[The Nuclear Fist]

Um, no offense Uncle Vlad, but what about the Winter War? I mean, sure the Soviets go their asses handed to them, but still, it was a war, and it was just before WWII, so the USSR was sovereign...

I group the Winter War as a part of the Second World War, just as I group the pre-1939 Japanese offenses into China as part of the Second World War.

[Hathradic States]

Then I shall just retaliate with equal force. "M" to the "A" to the "D", bitch.

Good luck. As I'm also carpet bombing you with Composition B, Sodium Chlorine, and as many smart bombs as I can muster.

Face it, Anne Hathaway. All your base are belong to us.

Oh, like I've never heard that one before... (Actually, I haven't...)

I'm just using my god like powers to run the planet into the sun. Burn!

The German asks "What is the best way to outflank the Russians and swarm them from behind?"

The Russian asks "How many artillery pieces do I need to block out the sun with a single barrage?"

It seems I've built my army's doctrine in the proper Soviet fashion then.

I built mine a weird combination of both...

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Sodium Chlorine

Now that's just a vicious a-salt.

[Grenartia]

Um, no offense Uncle Vlad, but what about the Winter War? I mean, sure the Soviets go their asses handed to them, but still, it was a war, and it was just before WWII, so the USSR was sovereign...

No one ever remembers the Polish-Soviet war that the Poles actually won. ;(

Bastards had to call in the Germans to do their dirty work.

That's because of how badly the Finns kicked their asses. And invented the best anti-tank weapon ever.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

I built mine a weird combination of both...

Yeah, mine is basically Soviets + Turkic/nomad tactics + German love of manuever + American love of gadgets.

[The Nuclear Fist]

That's because of how badly the Finns kicked their asses. And invented the best anti-tank weapon ever.

Meh. It was a phyrric victory for the Finns. They won the actual battles, but it left them weak. And the Soviets managed to exploit that and extract some pretty decent spoils from Finland after the war.

[Lackadaisical2]

Twice against Poland, and once against Ukraine, There was also the whole Winter War with the Finns...

Also against other factions in the early soviet union, don/kuban cossacks, the whites, and the Kronstadt revolt.



/melvin

I assumed he meant against other states.

Um, no offense Uncle Vlad, but what about the Winter War? I mean, sure the Soviets go their asses handed to them, but still, it was a war, and it was just before WWII, so the USSR was sovereign...

I group the Winter War as a part of the Second World War, just as I group the pre-1939 Japanese offenses into China as part of the Second World War.

You said pre-1941, not preWW2....

[The Nuclear Fist]

Yeah, mine is basically Soviets + Turkic/nomad tactics + German love of manuever + American love of gadgets.

Mine is a bit of Soviet, Israeli, American, and Iranian military doctrine.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

That's because of how badly the Finns kicked their asses. And invented the best anti-tank weapon ever.

Meh. It was a phyrric victory for the Finns. They won the actual battles, but it left them weak. And the Soviets managed to exploit that and extract some pretty decent spoils from Finland after the war.

The Finns were just happy they weren't Russian or Swedish for once.

[Grenartia]

Then I shall just retaliate with equal force. "M" to the "A" to the "D", bitch.

Good luck. As I'm also carpet bombing you with Composition B, Sodium Chlorine, and as many smart bombs as I can muster.

Face it, Anne Hathaway. All your base are belong to us.

You're salt-bombing a guy who lives in a state that's practically nothing but sand and a giant ditch?

That's like bombing me with crude oil.

Or like Magikarp using Splash.

Its super effectless!!

[The Nuclear Fist]

You said pre-1941, not preWW2....

My mind and hands aren't in sync right now.

Heh. In sync.

Dear god. I just accidentally made an obscure reference to a boy band.

What have I done? ;_________;