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Postby Herrebrugh » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:51 am

Snot Sniper wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:
I like the way you're thinking. All "fuck the environment"ty.


Also logic. We're going to Mars, leaving all the logical people with their "yeah, but think about the risks" stuff behind on Earth.

Then we will build a giant pool cue and pot the Earth into the middle pocket. Game over, optimists win.


Exactly. You're like... Einstein, man!
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Postby Ripn » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:56 am

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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:56 am

Snot Sniper wrote:
Herrebrugh wrote:
I like the way you're thinking. All "fuck the environment"ty.


Also logic. We're going to Mars, leaving all the logical people with their "yeah, but think about the risks" stuff behind on Earth.

Then we will build a giant pool cue and pot the Earth into the middle pocket. Game over, optimists win.

Mars? If you ever manage to create an environment for humans to live in, but without Earth and their logical people you're still screwed in terms of supplies. But I hope you live long enough to notice that the Martian sand is clogging up your air purifier before you die and wish that you'd listened to Esternial.

I'll give you a 0.5% chance.

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Mon Jul 11, 2011 6:57 am

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:08 am

That I like my siblings too much.
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Postby New East Ireland » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:11 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:That I like my siblings too much.

Why?
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Postby Horsefish » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:15 am

That royal mail are a bunch of lazy, bolshie bastards. I want my pipe now. :(
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

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Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?

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Postby Minoriteeburg » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:17 am

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:17 am

Horsefish wrote:That royal mail are a bunch of lazy, bolshie bastards. I want my pipe now. :(


It'll arrive with resin already coating the inside. Royal Mail tested it for you... and forgot why they had it.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:19 am

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Postby Horsefish » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:22 am

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Horsefish wrote:That royal mail are a bunch of lazy, bolshie bastards. I want my pipe now. :(


It'll arrive with resin already coating the inside. Royal Mail tested it for you... and forgot why they had it.


Delivered by a giggleing postman I assume?

It should get here tomorrow, which is good cause thats when I'm picking up, so it can be christened. I'm not sure what I'm going to call it though.
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:23 am

Horsefish wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
It'll arrive with resin already coating the inside. Royal Mail tested it for you... and forgot why they had it.


Delivered by a giggleing postman I assume?

It should get here tomorrow, which is good cause thats when I'm picking up, so it can be christened. I'm not sure what I'm going to call it though.


Delivered late by a giggling postman with a bag of Maccas and glassy red eyes. *nod*
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81% Economic Leftist, 56% Anarchist, 79% Anti-Militarist, 89% Socio-Cultural Liberal, 73% Civil Libertarian
Privatization of collectively owned property is theft.
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Postby Snot Sniper » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:24 am

Esternial wrote:
Snot Sniper wrote:
Also logic. We're going to Mars, leaving all the logical people with their "yeah, but think about the risks" stuff behind on Earth.

Then we will build a giant pool cue and pot the Earth into the middle pocket. Game over, optimists win.

Mars? If you ever manage to create an environment for humans to live in, but without Earth and their logical people you're still screwed in terms of supplies. But I hope you live long enough to notice that the Martian sand is clogging up your air purifier before you die and wish that you'd listened to Esternial.

I'll give you a 0.5% chance.


I'll take it, Earthling.

Are you interested in a high risk investment? We are building an interplanetary kinetic impulse device, which could provide abundant resources and energy to both our planets by relocating Io from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Earth. Estimated cost US$ 230 billiard.
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Postby Snot Sniper » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:26 am

New East Ireland wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:That I like my siblings too much.

Why?


Lacky is afk. I think you have your answer.
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Esternial
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Postby Esternial » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:31 am

I have a new flag.

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Postby Norstal » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:38 am

Snot Sniper wrote:
Esternial wrote:Mars? If you ever manage to create an environment for humans to live in, but without Earth and their logical people you're still screwed in terms of supplies. But I hope you live long enough to notice that the Martian sand is clogging up your air purifier before you die and wish that you'd listened to Esternial.

I'll give you a 0.5% chance.


I'll take it, Earthling.

Are you interested in a high risk investment? We are building an interplanetary kinetic impulse device, which could provide abundant resources and energy to both our planets by relocating Io from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Earth. Estimated cost US$ 230 billiard.

That's not how physics work.
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Postby Esternial » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:39 am

Norstal wrote:
Snot Sniper wrote:
I'll take it, Earthling.

Are you interested in a high risk investment? We are building an interplanetary kinetic impulse device, which could provide abundant resources and energy to both our planets by relocating Io from the orbit of Jupiter to the orbit of Earth. Estimated cost US$ 230 billiard.

That's not how physics work.

I just read kinetic and figured he was making another Fist of Stalin.

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Postby Alevuss » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:49 am

I have spent about 4 hours trying to figure out how to fix my corrupted iPod. At last, everything seems to be okay.

I learned what to do if this happens again.
When life gives you lemons. . . You might as well shove 'em where the sun don't shine, because you sure as hell aren't ever going to see any lemonade.-Rob Thurman
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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:50 am

Lackadaisical2 wrote:That I like my siblings too much.


that makes 2. Except when they get on muh nerves.

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Zeth Rekia
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:52 am

That a certain feeling washes over ones brain when they envy the feeling other people have normally in their everyday lives. The envy beings the feeling. But it's not yours to feel. Therefore, you're not feeling it at all.

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Postby Germanic Templars » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:52 am

Alevuss wrote:I have spent about 4 hours trying to figure out how to fix my corrupted iPod. At last, everything seems to be okay.

I learned what to do if this happens again.


So...You learned on how to turn your iFail back an iPod? How?

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Postby Horsefish » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:58 am

That apparently calling your car Mandy shows you may have a problem. I just like the name..
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.

Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.

Georgism wrote:
Geniasis wrote:Maybe if you showered every now and then...

That's what the Nazis said, we're not falling for that one again.

The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

What's wrong with a little destruction?

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Alevuss
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Postby Alevuss » Mon Jul 11, 2011 7:59 am

Germanic Templars wrote:
Alevuss wrote:I have spent about 4 hours trying to figure out how to fix my corrupted iPod. At last, everything seems to be okay.

I learned what to do if this happens again.


So...You learned on how to turn your iFail back an iPod? How?


I went to the Apple site, and learned five steps to reset my iPod, after deleting files I thought may have had to do with the corruption.

1.) Toggle the Hold switch.
2.) Hold "Menu" and "Select" at the same time for 6-10 seconds. (May need to be done on flat surface)
3.) Plug in iPod to a different USB port, not on your keyboard, or at least different from the one you normally use.
4.) Close iTunes, if open and restart your computer
5.) Sync iPod
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Kalaspia-Shimarata wrote:Man, these Austrians sure don't speak English...

Georgism wrote:Those Australians sure don't speak English...

Aelosia wrote:
Neaglia wrote:There's a whole internet full of porn out there! You guys are wasting the fraction of a penny that these shares have entitled you to

But this is NS related. This is a NS related thing. This is a NS player.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:00 am

Horsefish wrote:That apparently calling your car Mandy shows you may have a problem. I just like the name..


I call my car Victor.
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Postby Meowfoundland » Mon Jul 11, 2011 8:02 am

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Horsefish wrote:That apparently calling your car Mandy shows you may have a problem. I just like the name..


I call my car Victor.


Our family car is Hedwig. My sister named her car 'Bessie the Beast'. It's a Barina, for chrissakes.
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