Sounds amazing. What's gonna be it's motto?
Zeno's motto for religion is gonna be, 'No one ever lacks good reasons for suicide." ~ Can't remember who wrote that... but it sounds... kinda goofy actually.
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by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:22 pm
by Deus in Machina » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:23 pm
by Grenartia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:23 pm
Deus in Machina wrote:Grenartia wrote:
Ah. I see know. But some tribes prefer being called Indians, so.....what up wit dat? OOOOOWWWEEEE, what up wit dat, what up wit dat?
Actually, Deus, thats a fail on your part. 'En Dios' means 'In God' in Spanish. The word for China back in the day was Cathay, IIRC, so any phrase relating to China would probably have some form of Cathay in it. Although, the spanish phrase for Chinese food is La Comida Oriental, so....
I never said 'en Dios' menat China. Reading comprehension fail on your part.
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:Grenartia wrote:The word for China back in the day was Cathay, IIRC, so any phrase relating to China would probably have some form of Cathay in it. Although, the spanish phrase for Chinese food is La Comida Oriental, so....
India was also a generic term for the east. Writings from the time occasionally describe Chinese sailing vessels as being 'Indian junks'.
Keronians wrote:Grenartia wrote:
Ah. I see know. But some tribes prefer being called Indians, so.....what up wit dat? OOOOOWWWEEEE, what up wit dat, what up wit dat?
Actually, Deus, thats a fail on your part. 'En Dios' means 'In God' in Spanish. The word for China back in the day was Cathay, IIRC, so any phrase relating to China would probably have some form of Cathay in it. Although, the spanish phrase for Chinese food is La Comida Oriental, so....
Really? I live in Spain, and I've never heard that phrase in my life.
We just say: "Vamos a un chino?"
Lucent Dawn wrote:Grenartia wrote:
Ah. I see know. But some tribes prefer being called Indians, so.....what up wit dat? OOOOOWWWEEEE, what up wit dat, what up wit dat?
I don't know. It's fine in that case, if I know who I'm addressing. Still is bothersome in conversation when one has to ask, "the Native American kind or South Asian kind?".
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:24 pm
Deus in Machina wrote:
What is Zeno's religion? is there a joining fee? Is Zeno the actual deity or just a prohpet or officiator of some kind? Will there be pie involved? Does one of the commandments have anything to do with tormenting cats?
Misanthropic Zenoism
Da Rulez: =3
1. Try not to kill people. (this can be very hard at times. But, please... try keeping a clean record.)
2. Don't associate wealth with money.
3. No alchy's.
4. Dont worship anything; except yourself.... if you need to. (But that's kinda dumb to, so try not doing that.)
Afterlife:
You become a ghost. Usually. If you have enough wealth while operating your fleshy vessel there, than you'll surely have enough to take some form/shape in the afterlife as a ghost. Nothing changes really. No angels, or babes in bikini's running around, no wishes granted on demand, no heaven to worry about... Simply all that happens is; you become a ghosty ghost. Oh, and there's no hell either, so if you murder someone and off yourself you can still become a ghost if you've already accomplished quite a lot. But don't do that, it's against the rules. Sure, killing yourself can come in handy... sometimes. But, let's elaborate on that a bit here....
Suicide:
Suicide is a great method of escape. And if you're a misanthropic Zenoist, it offers many benefits. Such as choosing what kind of person you want to be in the next life, and other nice things like that. Let's throw up an example so we can better understand this wonderful system.
Ted is suffering from a disease called 'Having no legs'. Ted wants to run around and play with his children, but he has no legs. He wants to do many things that a normal man does, but he has no legs. He has no legs. Eventually, this becomes his little catch phrase. Over time, Ted will begin to hate life more and more. He wants to be a beautiful woman with great legs and stuff. But he can't, cause he has no legs. So, what we have here is a major problem. A permanent problem. Permanent problems can have permanent solutions. Such as suicide. So, Ted offs himself with a spork and is reborn on his previously desired time, with his previously desired body, with his previously desired setting, family, whatever. Now, All of Ted's problems are fixed. Even his name, the one he didn't like. So, now, he's called 'Crystal', and he's a she now, with a beautiful body and awesome life ahead of her. All problems fixed. All illnesses remedied.
This pretty much describes the suicide portion of Misanthropic Zenoism.
by Deus in Machina » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:25 pm
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:26 pm
by Xarithis » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:27 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:Sounds amazing. What's gonna be it's motto?
by Grenartia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:28 pm
by Deus in Machina » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:29 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:Deus in Machina wrote:What is Zeno's religion? is there a joining fee? Is Zeno the actual deity or just a prohpet or officiator of some kind? Will there be pie involved? Does one of the commandments have anything to do with tormenting cats?
Zeno'll add something about that cat stuff later. Fuck... forgot about the pie...
Here... Written on a whim. *nods*Misanthropic Zenoism
Da Rulez: =3
1. Try not to kill people. (this can be very hard at times. But, please... try keeping a clean record.)
2. Don't associate wealth with money.
3. No alchy's.
4. Dont worship anything; except yourself.... if you need to. (But that's kinda dumb to, so try not doing that.)
Afterlife:
You become a ghost. Usually. If you have enough wealth while operating your fleshy vessel there, than you'll surely have enough to take some form/shape in the afterlife as a ghost. Nothing changes really. No angels, or babes in bikini's running around, no wishes granted on demand, no heaven to worry about... Simply all that happens is; you become a ghosty ghost. Oh, and there's no hell either, so if you murder someone and off yourself you can still become a ghost if you've already accomplished quite a lot. But don't do that, it's against the rules. Sure, killing yourself can come in handy... sometimes. But, let's elaborate on that a bit here....
Suicide:
Suicide is a great method of escape. And if you're a misanthropic Zenoist, it offers many benefits. Such as choosing what kind of person you want to be in the next life, and other nice things like that. Let's throw up an example so we can better understand this wonderful system.
Ted is suffering from a disease called 'Having no legs'. Ted wants to run around and play with his children, but he has no legs. He wants to do many things that a normal man does, but he has no legs. He has no legs. Eventually, this becomes his little catch phrase. Over time, Ted will begin to hate life more and more. He wants to be a beautiful woman with great legs and stuff. But he can't, cause he has no legs. So, what we have here is a major problem. A permanent problem. Permanent problems can have permanent solutions. Such as suicide. So, Ted offs himself with a spork and is reborn on his previously desired time, with his previously desired body, with his previously desired setting, family, whatever. Now, All of Ted's problems are fixed. Even his name, the one he didn't like. So, now, he's called 'Crystal', and he's a she now, with a beautiful body and awesome life ahead of her. All problems fixed. All illnesses remedied.
This pretty much describes the suicide portion of Misanthropic Zenoism.
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:29 pm
Deus in Machina wrote:Zeth Rekia wrote:Zeno'll add something about that cat stuff later. Fuck... forgot about the pie...
Here... Written on a whim. *nods*
I'm liking what I see so far. If I understand this correctly, suicide allows you to be reincarnated, but any other kind of death results in becoming a ghost?
by Lucent Dawn » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:30 pm
by Deus in Machina » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:31 pm
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:31 pm
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:32 pm
by Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:32 pm
by Potarius » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:33 pm
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:34 pm
by Conserative Morality » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:34 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:Misanthropic Zenoism
Da Rulez: =3
1. Try not to kill people. (this can be very hard at times. But, please... try keeping a clean record.)
2. Don't associate wealth with money.
3. No alchy's.
4. Dont worship anything; except yourself.... if you need to. (But that's kinda dumb to, so try not doing that.)
Afterlife:
You become a ghost. Usually. If you have enough wealth while operating your fleshy vessel there, than you'll surely have enough to take some form/shape in the afterlife as a ghost. Nothing changes really. No angels, or babes in bikini's running around, no wishes granted on demand, no heaven to worry about... Simply all that happens is; you become a ghosty ghost. Oh, and there's no hell either, so if you murder someone and off yourself you can still become a ghost if you've already accomplished quite a lot. But don't do that, it's against the rules. Sure, killing yourself can come in handy... sometimes. But, let's elaborate on that a bit here....
Suicide:
Suicide is a great method of escape. And if you're a misanthropic Zenoist, it offers many benefits. Such as choosing what kind of person you want to be in the next life, and other nice things like that. Let's throw up an example so we can better understand this wonderful system.
Ted is suffering from a disease called 'Having no legs'. Ted wants to run around and play with his children, but he has no legs. He wants to do many things that a normal man does, but he has no legs. He has no legs. Eventually, this becomes his little catch phrase. Over time, Ted will begin to hate life more and more. He wants to be a beautiful woman with great legs and stuff. But he can't, cause he has no legs. So, what we have here is a major problem. A permanent problem. Permanent problems can have permanent solutions. Such as suicide. So, Ted offs himself with a spork and is reborn on his previously desired time, with his previously desired body, with his previously desired setting, family, whatever. Now, All of Ted's problems are fixed. Even his name, the one he didn't like. So, now, he's called 'Crystal', and he's a she now, with a beautiful body and awesome life ahead of her. All problems fixed. All illnesses remedied.
This pretty much describes the suicide portion of Misanthropic Zenoism.
by Deus in Machina » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:34 pm
by Conserative Morality » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:34 pm
Deus in Machina wrote:Very neat system. I hate this 'eternal afterlife whether you want it or not' bullshit that the Abrahmic religions are peddling. What happens after you decide to stop being a ghost?
by Soviet Haaregrad » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:35 pm
by Zeth Rekia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:36 pm
by Grenartia » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:37 pm
by Lucent Dawn » Sat Jul 02, 2011 5:37 pm
Zeth Rekia wrote:Deus in Machina wrote:Very neat system. I hate this 'eternal afterlife whether you want it or not' bullshit that the Abrahmic religions are peddling. What happens after you decide to stop being a ghost?
Well, wit a few bribes here and there some rules can be bent....Conserative Morality wrote:Not going to lie, I find that pretty messed up.
Zeno doesn't. Zeno actually believes in it.
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