What have you learned today? P4

[Buffett and Colbert]

That my father in law is obsessed with taxes.

They are one of the only certain things in life. *nods sagely*

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That my father in law is obsessed with taxes.

They are one of the only certain things in life. *nods sagely*

True, but he actually enjoys them.

[Buffett and Colbert]

They are one of the only certain things in life. *nods sagely*

True, but he actually enjoys them.

That's a little strange.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

True, but he actually enjoys them.

That's a little strange.

It is. Which is why I'm rather... confused. But meh, I suppose we all get obsessed with something or other.

[Zeth Rekia]

True, but he actually enjoys them.

That's a little strange.

Not really. Zeno had a teacher once who got his testicles snipped so he wouldn't have to spend money on having kids. Lived with his mom till he was 30 and now works happily as an accountant, or whatever.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

An old female friend of mine promised to take my virginity whenever she came back. I dunno if I should be happy or worried.

[Gidgetisms]

O.o

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

An old female friend of mine promised to take my virginity whenever she came back. I dunno if I should be happy or worried.

That's a rather... generous if weird offering.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

An old female friend of mine promised to take my virginity whenever she came back. I dunno if I should be happy or worried.

That's a rather... generous if weird offering.

The anxiety is maddening!

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That's a rather... generous if weird offering.

The anxiety is maddening!

Chill, bud. It will happen, when it happens and if you want it to happen.

[Buffett and Colbert]

The anxiety is maddening!

Chill, bud. It will happen, when it happens and if you want it to happen.

But he should find a prostitute to practice on first. *nod*

[Planeta de los Muertos]

The anxiety is maddening!

Chill, bud. It will happen, when it happens and if you want it to happen.

Thanks. She said that we've known each other for years, she likes me, and I'm sweet, so it'd be a favor. Maybe it's much more than that.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

Chill, bud. It will happen, when it happens and if you want it to happen.

But he should find a prostitute to practice on first. *nod*

I'm a 19-year-old Latino immigrant. I don't have my green card yet. What do you think is gonna happen if I take that route?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Chill, bud. It will happen, when it happens and if you want it to happen.

Thanks. She said that we've known each other for years, she likes me, and I'm sweet, so it'd be a favor. Maybe it's much more than that.

Then that's even better. Hey, maybe she wants something serious. Either way, you probably have nothing to lose and a lot to gain.

[The Plutonian Empire]

The only girl I'd ever be willing to give my own virginity to would be a blue alien from the planet I linked to in my sig.

I refuse to do Earth girls.

Sadly, the blue aliens in my sig don't exist, so I guess I'll have to stick with my fantasies.

Plus I'm still young, so I have many fantasies to look forward to.

Anyone who interferes will be dealt with harshly.

[Zeth Rekia]

But he should find a prostitute to practice on first. *nod*

I'm a 19-year-old Latino immigrant. I don't have my green card yet. What do you think is gonna happen if I take that route?

The Rapture.

[Lackadaisical2]

An old female friend of mine promised to take my virginity whenever she came back. I dunno if I should be happy or worried.

That's a rather... generous if weird offering.

Or is it greedy?

[Zeth Rekia]

The only girl I'd ever be willing to give my own virginity to would be a blue alien from the planet I linked to in my sig.

I refuse to do Earth girls.

Sadly, the blue aliens in my sig don't exist, so I guess I'll have to stick with my fantasies.

Plus I'm still young, so I have many fantasies to look forward to. (Image)

Anyone who interferes will be dealt with harshly. (Image)

Does you have Avatar Depression?

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

That's a rather... generous if weird offering.

Or is it greedy?

How so?

[Planeta de los Muertos]

Thanks. She said that we've known each other for years, she likes me, and I'm sweet, so it'd be a favor. Maybe it's much more than that.

Then that's even better. Hey, maybe she wants something serious. Either way, you probably have nothing to lose and a lot to gain.

Well, the thing is, I have a so-called GF. Her and the other girl are practically sisters (they're good friends), but the thing is that I've only spent a day so far with her. Her parents are uber strict about where she is and what she's doing. I'm scared that I might create a fucked-up love triangle.

Then again, I'm not officially in a relationship with either one. Maybe I can talk them into a 3-way or an open relationship.

[Zeth Rekia]

The only girl I'd ever be willing to give my own virginity to would be a blue alien from the planet I linked to in my sig.

I refuse to do Earth girls.

Sadly, the blue aliens in my sig don't exist, so I guess I'll have to stick with my fantasies.

Plus I'm still young, so I have many fantasies to look forward to. (Image)

Anyone who interferes will be dealt with harshly. (Image)

Last one is kinky.

Cuffs and whips?

[Lackadaisical2]

Or is it greedy?

How so?

Well, if we assume that she actually would want to have sex with our fellow forumite then she would not be acting out of generosity but rather a desire to have something- greed.

[Planeta de los Muertos]

I'm a 19-year-old Latino immigrant. I don't have my green card yet. What do you think is gonna happen if I take that route?

The Rapture.

Say it with me: deportation.

[Nanatsu no Tsuki]

Then that's even better. Hey, maybe she wants something serious. Either way, you probably have nothing to lose and a lot to gain.

Well, the thing is, I have a so-called GF. Her and the other girl are practically sisters (they're good friends), but the thing is that I've only spent a day so far with her. Her parents are uber strict about where she is and what she's doing. I'm scared that I might create a fucked-up love triangle.

Then again, I'm not officially in a relationship with either one. Maybe I can talk them into a 3-way or an open relationship.

Ah, I see. That does complicates things a tad.

But if you're technically 'free', just choose wisely.

[Lackadaisical2]

Cuffs and whips?

Looks like a paddle.

I thought it was a bat...