What have you learned today? P4

[Zeth Rekia]

eww...

Na, see thats a good thing. He's more likely to believe in sharing the wealth

I learned that all these people talkign about Glastonbury is fucking me off. If my internet hadn't fucked up at the wrong moment then I'd be going to the massive drugs/drink/sex binge (the best 3 things in the world IMO) rather than all the cunts who got tickets instead

Don't worry, there will be more in the future. :]

[Horsefish]

Na, see thats a good thing. He's more likely to believe in sharing the wealth

I learned that all these people talkign about Glastonbury is fucking me off. If my internet hadn't fucked up at the wrong moment then I'd be going to the massive drugs/drink/sex binge (the best 3 things in the world IMO) rather than all the cunts who got tickets instead

Don't worry, there will be more in the future. :]

Not for two years Their cancelling it due to the olympics and they need to renew their lease or something.
It'll have to be Reading.

[Grenartia]

I learned this:

I'm gonna break my rusty cage and run.

[Zeth Rekia]

That Zeno likes a spider.

Spidy spider spider.

[Vortiaganica]

Guess what I did today!

I started the NSWiki page for Lloyd-Webber Slave Colony.

Why is that so important?

Cause it's a wiki page for a colony I made solely because of a battle with Lyras, where his sole goal is to wipe out any trace of it, and mine is to keep my men from fleeing as quickly as you would if you saw a Lyran airlift, so now it feels sort of useless to go into any more detail about its history that what little there is. But I want to.

So badly.

But first I should finish the more important stuff.

[Zeth Rekia]

That everything makes sense now... Yet, Zeno doesn't know why.

Calm down Zeno, please. Being afraid just makes the problem grow.

[Vortiaganica]

That everything makes sense now... Yet, Zeno doesn't know why.

Calm down Zeno, please. Being afraid just makes the problem grow.

Zeno, you are a lucky, lucky person.

I wish that everything made sense.

[The Blaatschapen]

Blaaaaat is a baaaaaad boy.

Huh? What did I do?

[Zeth Rekia]

Blaaaaat is a baaaaaad boy.

Huh? What did I do?

Everything.

[Azaca]

That everything makes sense now... Yet, Zeno doesn't know why.

Calm down Zeno, please. Being afraid just makes the problem grow.

You sound like my brain on drugs.

[Zeth Rekia]

That everything makes sense now... Yet, Zeno doesn't know why.

Calm down Zeno, please. Being afraid just makes the problem grow.

You sound like my brain on drugs.

Beefy grin no more cookies for you.

The internal itch is back.. wanna cut it out with a butter-knife fucking everything with a butter-knife.

[The Blaatschapen]

Huh? What did I do?

Everything.

Can you specify 'everything'?

[Zeth Rekia]

Everything.

Can you specify 'everything'?

Specifics are specified specifically.

[Azaca]

You sound like my brain on drugs.

Beefy grin no more cookies for you.

The internal itch is back.. wanna cut it out with a butter-knife fucking everything with a butter-knife.

Wait, what?

[Meowfoundland]

Today I turned an essay that was supposed to be about fashion into a rant about how the free market is bad. I ended it with 'Workers of the Word Unite!'.

Other people wrote about Charlie Sheen.

[Zeth Rekia]

Today I turned an essay that was supposed to be about fashion into a rant about how the free market is bad. I ended it with 'Workers of the Word Unite!'.

Other people wrote about Charlie Sheen.

Zeno used to do the exact same. Other times, Zeno wrote down:

Instructions for trapping a family of 4 in their home and lighting it on fire.
How to defy logic with glass bottles.
How nuclear radiation affects the genitalia.
Erotica.
Poems about self mutilation, hallucinations, vanity, and misanthropy.
Short stories about people eating parts of their own bodies to survive in a frozen ice breaker.
Detailed explanations as to how Zeno masturbates.
Lyrics for songs.

Now Zeno just writes about love, happiness, and dreams. :]

[Meowfoundland]

Today I turned an essay that was supposed to be about fashion into a rant about how the free market is bad. I ended it with 'Workers of the Word Unite!'.

Other people wrote about Charlie Sheen.

Zeno used to do the exact same. Other times, Zeno wrote down:

Instructions for trapping a family of 4 in their home and lighting it on fire.
How to defy logic with glass bottles.
How nuclear radiation affects the genitalia.
Erotica.
Poems about self mutilation, hallucinations, vanity, and misanthropy.
Short stories about people eating parts of their own bodies to survive in a frozen ice breaker.
Detailed explanations as to how Zeno masturbates.
Lyrics for songs.

Now Zeno just writes about love, happiness, and dreams. :]

Dammit, I should have written explicit homoerotica. Standardised tests sure can be fun.

[Vargasozia]

Today I learned that nuclear missiles are tons of shit because:

i. It's very expensive to even maintain just one.
ii. It's very wasteful to make even one
iii. It's very dangerous to even store it under tons of the earth.
and
iiii. It's very an ass-kicker to the nations, to the sky, to the cities, to the enviroment, and to the godforsaken world!!!

Also, I learned that if a WW3 will happen, it will start on a very poor country that is a satelite to a superpower.

[Zeth Rekia]

Zeno used to do the exact same. Other times, Zeno wrote down:

Instructions for trapping a family of 4 in their home and lighting it on fire.
How to defy logic with glass bottles.
How nuclear radiation affects the genitalia.
Erotica.
Poems about self mutilation, hallucinations, vanity, and misanthropy.
Short stories about people eating parts of their own bodies to survive in a frozen ice breaker.
Detailed explanations as to how Zeno masturbates.
Lyrics for songs.

Now Zeno just writes about love, happiness, and dreams. :]

Dammit, I should have written explicit homoerotica. Standardised tests sure can be fun.

Indeed they can be. :]

[Azaca]

Today I learned that nuclear missiles are tons of shit because:

i. It's very expensive to even maintain just one.
ii. It's very wasteful to make even one
iii. It's very dangerous to even store it under tons of the earth.
and
iiii. It's very an ass-kicker to the nations, to the sky, to the cities, to the enviroment, and to the godforsaken world!!!

Also, I learned that if a WW3 will happen, it will start on a very poor country that is a satelite to a superpower.

Today I learned that it doesn't matter cause everything is beutiful and magical. I love everything. Even if nukes get all blown up everywhere, life will go on and life is great! Who cares if the rapture comes and I get left behind? At least life is beutiful! Woooo!

[Dumb Ideologies]

I learned that dying hair makes a lot of mess. Getting a partner to do for me at their house was thus a masterstroke on my part.

[Zeth Rekia]

Today I learned that nuclear missiles are tons of shit because:

i. It's very expensive to even maintain just one.
ii. It's very wasteful to make even one
iii. It's very dangerous to even store it under tons of the earth.
and
iiii. It's very an ass-kicker to the nations, to the sky, to the cities, to the enviroment, and to the godforsaken world!!!

Also, I learned that if a WW3 will happen, it will start on a very poor country that is a satelite to a superpower.

Today I learned that it doesn't matter cause everything is beutiful and magical. I love everything. Even if nukes get all blown up everywhere, life will go on and life is great! Who cares if the rapture comes and I get left behind? At least life is beutiful! Woooo!

... As beautiful as a rotting carcass being ravaged by fly larvae and enplagued rats.

[Existential_Nihilists]

I'm thinking about retaking the ACT and finally taking the SAT.

[Azaca]

Today I learned that it doesn't matter cause everything is beutiful and magical. I love everything. Even if nukes get all blown up everywhere, life will go on and life is great! Who cares if the rapture comes and I get left behind? At least life is beutiful! Woooo!

... As beautiful as a rotting carcass being ravaged by fly larvae and enplagued rats.

I said life was beutiful. not decomposing corpses.

[Zeth Rekia]

... As beautiful as a rotting carcass being ravaged by fly larvae and enplagued rats.

I said life was beutiful. not decomposing corpses.

It's the circle of life.

That vibration, titillation, and shimmering are all involved in the creation of a quilt. It's like love, it's love....