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Lackadaisical2
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:35 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:Except cats. Cats are awesome.


Cats are awesome, dogs are awesome. Both are gross. Cats hack up hairballs, deposit dead rodents in plain sight, and they lick their own arses, too.

Potarius wrote:Diaper time?


Unfortunately, I do not think diapers will remedy such occurrences as my gay roommate politely informing me that they got into the garbage and were chewing on tampons. :palm:

Thats why I like fish, they may swim around in their own shit, but at least I know theres nothing they can really do to inconvenience me.
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Postby Potarius » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:36 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:Except cats. Cats are awesome.


Cats are awesome, dogs are awesome. Both are gross. Cats hack up hairballs, deposit dead rodents in plain sight, and they lick their own arses, too.

Potarius wrote:Diaper time?


Unfortunately, I do not think diapers will remedy such occurrences as my gay roommate politely informing me that they got into the garbage and were chewing on tampons. :palm:


Sounds like that cat likes it sleazy.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:36 pm

Potarius wrote:
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Except cats. Cats are awesome.


Hold on just a minute.

A few nights ago, my friend's cat rubbed its ass on my arm and face. Not its rump: its bare anus. It'd just gotten back from the litter box with diarrhea all over itself.

I flipped shit, man.

Kitty + wall = :D
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:37 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Hold on just a minute.

A few nights ago, my friend's cat rubbed its ass on my arm and face. Not its rump: its bare anus. It'd just gotten back from the litter box with diarrhea all over itself.

I flipped shit, man.

Kitty + wall = :D

Two cats, one cup.

O.o
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:38 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Kitty + wall = :D

Two cats, one cup.

O.o

6 cats one naked fat guy.
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Postby Potarius » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:38 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Hold on just a minute.

A few nights ago, my friend's cat rubbed its ass on my arm and face. Not its rump: its bare anus. It'd just gotten back from the litter box with diarrhea all over itself.

I flipped shit, man.

Kitty + wall = :D


I'd never really launched a cat before that point.

They're rather aerodynamic, and find the softest places to land...
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Postby Potarius » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:38 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Two cats, one cup.

O.o

6 cats one naked fat guy.


Eugh.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:38 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Two cats, one cup.

O.o

6 cats one naked fat guy.

Hawt.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:40 pm

Potarius wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Kitty + wall = :D


I'd never really launched a cat before that point.

They're rather aerodynamic, and find the softest places to land...

Unlike people, cats always have a leg to stand on. Well... unless that cat has no legs....
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:47 pm

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Postby Mike the Progressive » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:48 pm

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Relationship is fine, being faithful sucks....especially when it's a Dominican chick with a nice tight little body, drunk and wanting to dance in her dorm.... >_>


Sucks to be you.


Tell me about it. :(
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Postby Potarius » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:48 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Potarius wrote:
I'd never really launched a cat before that point.

They're rather aerodynamic, and find the softest places to land...

Unlike people, cats always have a leg to stand on. Well... unless that cat has no legs....


That'd be one kickass cat.
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:49 pm

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Postby Potarius » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:50 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned that it always pays to pay attention to the dossier.
104 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Zeth Rekia, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Zeth Rekia in search of Males.


MBT anal rape FTW.
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Postby Azarea » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:54 pm

Potarius wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned that it always pays to pay attention to the dossier.


MBT anal rape FTW.

Haha, she is...strange to say the least.
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Postby Grenartia » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:47 pm

Potarius wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned that it always pays to pay attention to the dossier.


MBT anal rape FTW.


Sounds fun.
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Postby Meowfoundland » Wed Jun 08, 2011 11:59 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Mhmm. Most mammals are pretty gross... actually, all animals are.


Except cats. Cats are awesome.


Yes. Yes they are.
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:01 am

Grenartia wrote:
Potarius wrote:
MBT anal rape FTW.


Sounds fun.

Sounds painful.

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Postby Sorratsin » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:04 am

Meowfoundland wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Except cats. Cats are awesome.


Yes. Yes they are.



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Postby Licana » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:06 am

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned that it always pays to pay attention to the dossier.
104 minutes ago: Following new legislation in Zeth Rekia, main battle tanks stalk the woods of Zeth Rekia in search of Males.

That's...new.
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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:07 am

Licana wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned that it always pays to pay attention to the dossier.

That's...new.

That Lic's new flag leaves a lot to be desired.

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Postby Licana » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:09 am

Hathradic States wrote:
Licana wrote:That's...new.

That Lic's new flag leaves a lot to be desired.

Bah, hater's gonna' hate. :roll:

I'm surprised that no one's made the obvious joke that this flag opens up, though.
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Puzikas wrote:Gulf War One was like Slapstick: The War. Except, you know, up to 40,000 people died.

Vitaphone Racing wrote:Never in all my years have I seen someone actually quote the dictionary and still get the definition wrong.

Husseinarti wrote:
Vitaphone Racing wrote:Do lets. I really want to hear another explanation about dirty vaginas keeping women out of combat, despite the vagina being a self-cleaning organ.

So was the M-16.

Senestrum wrote:How are KEPs cowardly? Surely the "real man" would in fact be the one firing giant rods of nuclear waste at speeds best described as "hilarious".
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Postby The Ideal Society » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:10 am

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Postby Hathradic States » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:10 am

Licana wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:That Lic's new flag leaves a lot to be desired.

Bah, hater's gonna' hate. :roll:

I'm surprised that no one's made the obvious joke that this flag opens up, though.

Words to live by.


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Postby Deus in Machina » Thu Jun 09, 2011 12:33 am

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