What have you learned today? P3

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:55 pm

Potarius wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I'm about a mile and three quarters away from the baseball park. ^-^

Whereas I've been far enough that I earned my red wings.

What?

by **Lackadaisical2** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:56 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Whereas I've been far enough that I earned my red wings.

What?

Listen and learn young one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skc8QJ05SEs

by **Potarius** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:57 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Whereas I've been far enough that I earned my red wings.

Reading that makes me feel sick, which is weird cause I got mine like 4 years ago.

I got mine in '09.

It rhymes, so I'm happy with it.

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:57 pm

Sucking on a ring pop less than a week after having my tooth extracted = bad idea.

by **RhynoD** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:58 pm

Potarius wrote:
RhynoD wrote:
That would be second. Where Who is.

Who's on second?

Your girlfriend.

EDIT: No, wait, she's on top of Who. Whom.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:58 pm

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Sucking on a ring pop less than a week after having my tooth extracted = bad idea.

Hmm. My dad got one out today, he started smoking right away XD

by **Potarius** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:59 pm

RhynoD wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Who's on second?

Your girlfriend.

More like upstairs sleeping; I thought you'd at least continue somewhat with that old joke.

by **Planeta de los Muertos** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:59 pm

Potarius wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I'm about a mile and three quarters away from the baseball park. ^-^

Whereas I've been far enough that I earned my red wings.

I've learned via Urban Dictionary what "red wings" are. The definition is not really that safe for work (then again, most definitions fall under the same criteria :lol:

)

I'm honestly not afraid of porking a girl while she's on the crimson tide.

I wonder why others have a problem with it?

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Mon May 23, 2011 11:59 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Sucking on a ring pop less than a week after having my tooth extracted = bad idea.

Hmm. My dad got one out today, he started smoking right away XD

Oh yeah, that's a bad idea, too. Dry socket. I figured I'll just cope with it. Darn nicotine fits... those bastards wanted me to go four days without smoking!!

by **Meowfoundland** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:00 am

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Sucking on a ring pop less than a week after having my tooth extracted = bad idea.

I used to love those.

by **Potarius** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:00 am

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Sucking on a ring pop less than a week after having my tooth extracted = bad idea.

NEIN!

Do not suck on anything after a tooth extraction!

by **RhynoD** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:00 am

Potarius wrote:
RhynoD wrote:Your girlfriend.

More like upstairs sleeping; I thought you'd at least continue somewhat with that old joke.

I did. See the edit.

by **Potarius** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:00 am

RhynoD wrote:
Potarius wrote:
More like upstairs sleeping; I thought you'd at least continue somewhat with that old joke.

I did. See the edit.

Eh. It's boring now.

by **RhynoD** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:00 am

Potarius wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Sucking on a ring pop less than a week after having my tooth extracted = bad idea.

NEIN!

Do not suck on anything after a tooth extraction!

Insert The Todd here. See what I did there?

by **RhynoD** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:01 am

Potarius wrote:
RhynoD wrote:I did. See the edit.

Eh. It's boring now.

It was boring the first time.

by **Potarius** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:01 am

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Whereas I've been far enough that I earned my red wings.

I've learned via Urban Dictionary what "red wings" are. The definition is not really that safe for work (then again, most definitions fall under the same criteria )

I'm honestly not afraid of porking a girl while she's on the crimson tide.

I wonder why others have a problem with it?

Poking?

No, no, you misunderstand... I gave oral while she was still rather heavy on the flow.

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:01 am

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I've learned via Urban Dictionary what "red wings" are. The definition is not really that safe for work (then again, most definitions fall under the same criteria )

I'm honestly not afraid of porking a girl while she's on the crimson tide.

I wonder why others have a problem with it?

Some guys are just squeamish. And they don't understand that a lot of girls are their freakiest during that time. 'Tis a shame.

I honestly considered putting a "red wings" ad on Craigslist to see how many guys would respond. Just for fun of course.

by **Norstal** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:02 am

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Whereas I've been far enough that I earned my red wings.

I've learned via Urban Dictionary what "red wings" are. The definition is not really that safe for work (then again, most definitions fall under the same criteria )

I'm honestly not afraid of porking a girl while she's on the crimson tide.

I wonder why others have a problem with it?

"It takes a man to swim in the red waters, but it takes a hero to drink from it."

by **Potarius** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:02 am

RhynoD wrote:
Potarius wrote:
Eh. It's boring now.

It was boring the first time.

Well, for your information, I faked all of those orgasms.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:02 am

Potarius wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I've learned via Urban Dictionary what "red wings" are. The definition is not really that safe for work (then again, most definitions fall under the same criteria )

I'm honestly not afraid of porking a girl while she's on the crimson tide.

I wonder why others have a problem with it?

Poking?

No, no, you misunderstand... I gave oral while she was still rather heavy on the flow.

*nods*

Urban dictionary lies.

by **Grainne Ni Malley** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:02 am

Potarius wrote:
Grainne Ni Malley wrote:Sucking on a ring pop less than a week after having my tooth extracted = bad idea.

NEIN!

Do not suck on anything after a tooth extraction!

But I got it done last Wednesday and well...

by **Potarius** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:02 am

Norstal wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I've learned via Urban Dictionary what "red wings" are. The definition is not really that safe for work (then again, most definitions fall under the same criteria )

I'm honestly not afraid of porking a girl while she's on the crimson tide.

I wonder why others have a problem with it?

but it takes a hero to drink from it."

Which is exactly what I did.

by **Norstal** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:04 am

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:I honestly considered putting a "red wings" ad on Craigslist to see how many guys would respond. Just for fun of course.

Heh, I can see that go badly.

"Hey baby, I see you've been looking for some-"
"Wait a minute...Timmy?"
"MOM?"

by **Norstal** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:04 am

Potarius wrote:
Norstal wrote:but it takes a hero to drink from it."

Which is exactly what I did.

I am so surprised you're not laid yet (by your gf I mean).

by **Potarius** » Tue May 24, 2011 12:05 am

Grainne Ni Malley wrote:
Potarius wrote:
NEIN!

Do not suck on anything after a tooth extraction!

But I got it done last Wednesday and well...

I had a similar problem after I had a filling put in on one of my molars. I bought a pack of Riesen and scarfed down one after another, and then finally, the caramel was so sticky and resistant that it pulled one of the fillings right out. I had to make an appointment to get it refilled. 'Twas painful at first, but... No, actually, it was painful whenever anything touched it.

Fuck tooth pain.

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