NationStates

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:49 pm**

I learned that apparently I am the genius of my work place because I know Moscow is the capital of Russia and that France is NOT in Africa. Oh but last and certainly not least I know that Mt.Everest isn't in America. See I always knew those things but by teaching the idiots at my workplace (who obviously have never taken Geography) I have learned how much people really neglect it. Thanks Google earth, now nobody cares.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:50 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Hathradic States wrote:Trophies cannot get you happiness.

Cash buys boozes which gets you happiness. *nods*

Meh. I have 3 jobs I can afford booze. I just want a trophy.

Use you Minor-powers to make them give you one.

And if there are NSG awards, I demand F7 Awards. I built my Reich, and the only thing I have to show from it is a ruined relationship!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:50 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I am back for now. I do work seven days a week you know.

And thank you again for the praise, maybe it will someday get me one of those coveted NSG awards.

Praise... I do not.
Truth... I tell.

Yes... that's a crummy Yoda impression.

Sounded better than Yoda in episode II.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:53 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
Praise... I do not.
Truth... I tell.

Yes... that's a crummy Yoda impression.

Sounded better than Yoda in episode II.

I've seen all the Star Wars movies... and Episode II forever ruined Yoda for me. And in I, II, and III... Jar Jar Binks... WTF? Worst movie character EVER!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:53 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:Sounded better than Yoda in episode II.

I've seen all the Star Wars movies... and Episode II forever ruined Yoda for me. And in I, II, and III... Jar Jar Binks... WTF? Worst movie character EVER!

You must be forgetting Howard the Duck.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:54 pm**

Sea Captains Folly wrote:I learned that apparently I am the genius of my work place because I know Moscow is the capital of Russia and that France is NOT in Africa. Oh but last and certainly not least I know that Mt.Everest isn't in America. See I always knew those things but by teaching the idiots at my workplace (who obviously have never taken Geography) I have learned how much people really neglect it. Thanks Google earth, now nobody cares.

Where do you work that people are that stupid, if you don't mind me asking.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:55 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:
I've seen all the Star Wars movies... and Episode II forever ruined Yoda for me. And in I, II, and III... Jar Jar Binks... WTF? Worst movie character EVER!

You must be forgetting Howard the Duck.

No... that thing is #2... there is nothing worse than Binks.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:55 pm**

The Corparation wrote:
Sea Captains Folly wrote:I learned that apparently I am the genius of my work place because I know Moscow is the capital of Russia and that France is NOT in Africa. Oh but last and certainly not least I know that Mt.Everest isn't in America. See I always knew those things but by teaching the idiots at my workplace (who obviously have never taken Geography) I have learned how much people really neglect it. Thanks Google earth, now nobody cares.

Where do you work that people are that stupid, if you don't mind me asking.

I'm guessing the US Congress.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:56 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
You must be forgetting Howard the Duck.

No... that thing is #2... there is nothing worse than Binks.

I don't know. Howard the Duck was the star of the film, at least Jar Jar was a side character.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:57 pm**

The Corparation wrote:
Sea Captains Folly wrote:I learned that apparently I am the genius of my work place because I know Moscow is the capital of Russia and that France is NOT in Africa. Oh but last and certainly not least I know that Mt.Everest isn't in America. See I always knew those things but by teaching the idiots at my workplace (who obviously have never taken Geography) I have learned how much people really neglect it. Thanks Google earth, now nobody cares.

Where do you work that people are that stupid, if you don't mind me asking.

Well I am a Cardiologist in an Italian Hospital, but its near an American base so we do have Americans that work there. None (I have really meant thus far) are the sharpest tools in the shed. Also they have no idea who Joseph Stalin is or who Fidel Castro is, and they think Bush was a good president. So uhhh God help me? (Keep note I am Agnostic and saying that)

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 9:59 pm**

Sea Captains Folly wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Where do you work that people are that stupid, if you don't mind me asking.

Well I am a Cardiologist in an Italian Hospital, but its near an American base so we do have Americans that work there. None (I have really meant thus far) are the sharpest tools in the shed. Also they have no idea who Joseph Stalin is or who Fidel Castro is, and they think Bush was a good president. So uhhh God help me? (Keep note I am Agnostic and saying that)

Didn't you know we just say stuff like that to mess with ferners?

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:00 pm**

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Sea Captains Folly wrote:Well I am a Cardiologist in an Italian Hospital, but its near an American base so we do have Americans that work there. None (I have really meant thus far) are the sharpest tools in the shed. Also they have no idea who Joseph Stalin is or who Fidel Castro is, and they think Bush was a good president. So uhhh God help me? (Keep note I am Agnostic and saying that)

Didn't you know we just say stuff like that to mess with ferners?

Even if that is the case, it's still not a good thing to be classified as an idiot.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:01 pm**

Sea Captains Folly wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Didn't you know we just say stuff like that to mess with ferners?

Even if that is the case, it's still not a good thing to be classified as an idiot.

Yeah, but its more fun.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:03 pm**

Minoriteeburg wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Where do you work that people are that stupid, if you don't mind me asking.

I'm guessing the US Congress.

I have an urge to sig this...

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:04 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Minoriteeburg wrote:
I'm guessing the US Congress.

I have an urge to sig this...

Follow your urge....sig me. There is free beer involved.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:06 pm**

Just did... it was so comical, yet so true...

Except for Scott Brown... the dude kicks @$$. He was my state senator before getting sent to the US Senate.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:08 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:Just did... it was so comical, yet so true...

Except for Scott Brown... the dude kicks @$$. He was my state senator before getting sent to the US Senate.

I will drink to any sig of me.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:16 pm**

I learned a lot of things today and/or recently. I learned that there's a Japanese guy on YouTube who opens food and shows it to you. He has almost a thousand videos. And he's not the only one who does this.

I learned that the token furry/scalie/whatever in my circle of friends finds the dragonborn from Dungeons & Dragons 4E attractive (both male and female), and I kinda regret showing him my 4E books now because the dragonborn are my favorite race (the description of their culture and whatnot owns) but a lot of people hate dragonborn (pish!) and some of them bitch about "dragonboobs" for fifty pages of forum and would probably use the fact that guys like my friend find them sexy as "evidence" for them being a doubleplusungood unrace that pisses on Gary Gygax's legacy somehow and double dammit...

I learned that Photobucket hates me and won't ever let me upload a complete batch of pictures in one go.

I learned that my cell phone has a terrible camera. Technically, I already knew this, but I didn't know just how bad it was. I discovered this by taking pictures of a random assortment of stuff I own. If you want to see some of my terrible pictures, there's a spoiler below.

I also just learned that I need to get my ass to ~~Mars~~ bed!

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:20 pm**

Today I learned that I am still madly in love the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold".

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:41 pm**

I learned that I have been away from this place too long...so many changes.

Oh, and skimboarding.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:43 pm**

Herador wrote:Today I learned that I am still madly in love the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold".

Crush on Helga?

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:43 pm**

I learned that I may cry tonight and I am not sure why.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:50 pm**

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Herador wrote:Today I learned that I am still madly in love the Nickelodeon cartoon "Hey Arnold".

Crush on Helga?

Wow... i can't believe I got that reference... it's been years since I've seen that show...

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:50 pm**

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Lackadaisical2 wrote:Crush on Helga?

Wow... i can't believe I got that reference... it's been years since I've seen that show...

Same 'ere.

Seems alcoholism isn't all bad for the ol' noggin.

Posted: **Mon May 23, 2011 10:52 pm**

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:

Wow... i can't believe I got that reference... it's been years since I've seen that show...

Same 'ere.

Seems alcoholism isn't all bad for the ol' noggin.

I guess not.

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