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PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:39 am
by Soviet Haaregrad
Dependent on my doctor agreeing, and my HR person being sufficiently sick of my absenteeism and repeated sick leaves, I might be able to never go back to the call centre again. Praises to merciful Allah if this be true.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:45 am
by Lackadaisical2
Fionnuala_Saoirse wrote:I learned that purposefully vague statements are perfect for 'subtley' attracting attention

How else can I easily feed my need?

I don't have the money for a prostitute.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 6:53 am
by Deus in Machina
Zeth Rekia wrote:
UCUMAY wrote: :( That sucks.

Not really. It hasn't been diagnosed yet. Hopefully it never is... Don't want that. Nope nope nope.

Let's posit that you do have schizophrenia: The knowledge that you have it wouldn't make your schizophrenia any worse, would it? And wouldn't it be better to know exactly what your problem is than to be in the dark about your own mind? And there are treatments for schizophrenia that have been known to work. As far as I know, nobody's yet found a cure for 'being fucked up'.
Let's posit that you don't have schizophrenia: Wouldn't the knowledge that you don't have a major mental illness be immensely relieving?
Maybe it's because I'm removed from the situation, but I don't see a downside to getting a diagnosis.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:23 am
by Flameswroth
Today (or rather last night) I learned that I have a lot of work to do before I can smooth talk to a girl I like over the phone.

I can chew the fat and tell jokes easily enough, but when my carefully crafted proposal for a date on the weekend is refused on the basis that she's "heading out of town", my head goes all to shit. Just can't think of a Plan B fast enough, because I never think I need it.

Le sigh.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:33 am
by Umbra Ac Silentium
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned I survived. ._.


What did you survive?

o.o I think you know...
Zeth Rekia wrote:That the word 'Schizophrenia' is not one you want to hear multiple times during a therapy session.

o_o Hope ya' don't have it. :hug:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:47 am
by Soviet Haaregrad
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
What did you survive?

o.o I think you know...


That's kinda what I figured. As I am selfish, I'm glad you're still with us. :hug:

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 7:50 am
by Umbra Ac Silentium
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:o.o I think you know...


That's kinda what I figured. As I am selfish, I'm glad you're still with us. :hug:

:hug: Thanks... I'm glad I'm not dissipated data. :s

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:04 am
by Oterro
I'm terrible at shotput, socializing and coping with things.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:13 am
by Planeta de los Muertos
Kids can give inspirational speeches, even if they're about bike riding.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:15 am
by Horsefish
Fucking age restrictions on stuff... All I want is some baccy to roll a joint with. Is that too much to ask?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:17 am
by Oterro
Horsefish wrote:Fucking age restrictions on stuff... All I want is some baccy to roll a joint with. Is that too much to ask?


Fucking social restrictions on stuff. All I want is a conversation, is that too much to ask?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:18 am
by Planeta de los Muertos
Horsefish wrote:Fucking age restrictions on stuff... All I want is some baccy to roll a joint with. Is that too much to ask?

According to the government, yes. :(

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:19 am
by Dumb Ideologies
Oterro wrote:
Horsefish wrote:Fucking age restrictions on stuff... All I want is some baccy to roll a joint with. Is that too much to ask?


Fucking social restrictions on stuff. All I want is a conversation, is that too much to ask?


Fucking physics restrictions on stuff. All I want to do is disobey the rules of thermodynamics. Is that too much to ask?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:19 am
by Zeth Rekia
Deus in Machina wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Not really. It hasn't been diagnosed yet. Hopefully it never is... Don't want that. Nope nope nope.

Let's posit that you do have schizophrenia: The knowledge that you have it wouldn't make your schizophrenia any worse, would it? And wouldn't it be better to know exactly what your problem is than to be in the dark about your own mind? And there are treatments for schizophrenia that have been known to work. As far as I know, nobody's yet found a cure for 'being fucked up'.
Let's posit that you don't have schizophrenia: Wouldn't the knowledge that you don't have a major mental illness be immensely relieving?
Maybe it's because I'm removed from the situation, but I don't see a downside to getting a diagnosis.

No it wouldn't. Honestly, Zeno's in the dark about pretty much everything and people telling Zeno things all the time is just making them seem suspicious and hard to understand. Course there's treatments....

Which would be nice. Hell yes. Zeno'd think it would probably put stress on family... not to mention that the diagnosis gos on ones record... or something... Zeno feels unsure about all of this stuff anyways.

... Except the Bipolar.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:21 am
by Horsefish
Oterro wrote:
Horsefish wrote:Fucking age restrictions on stuff... All I want is some baccy to roll a joint with. Is that too much to ask?


Fucking social restrictions on stuff. All I want is a conversation, is that too much to ask?


Evidently conversations and drugs are both dangerous substances and need to be regulated.

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:33 am
by Flameswroth
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Oterro wrote:
Fucking social restrictions on stuff. All I want is a conversation, is that too much to ask?


Fucking physics restrictions on stuff. All I want to do is disobey the rules of thermodynamics. Is that too much to ask?

Fucking biological restrictions on stuff. All I want is to transcend this mortal coil and become a being that is one with eternity. Is that too much to ask?

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:36 am
by Lackadaisical2
Flameswroth wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Fucking physics restrictions on stuff. All I want to do is disobey the rules of thermodynamics. Is that too much to ask?

Fucking biological restrictions on stuff. All I want is to transcend this mortal coil and become a being that is one with eternity. Is that too much to ask?

I just want a beer, is that too much to ask?

Ooo, a beer. *noms*

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:40 am
by Horsefish
Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Flameswroth wrote:Fucking biological restrictions on stuff. All I want is to transcend this mortal coil and become a being that is one with eternity. Is that too much to ask?

I just want a beer, is that too much to ask?

Ooo, a beer. *noms*


i like the way you think.
*drinks cider*

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:41 am
by Angleter
Flameswroth wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Fucking physics restrictions on stuff. All I want to do is disobey the rules of thermodynamics. Is that too much to ask?

Fucking biological restrictions on stuff. All I want is to transcend this mortal coil and become a being that is one with eternity. Is that too much to ask?


NO!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 9:44 am
by Planeta de los Muertos
Flameswroth wrote:
Dumb Ideologies wrote:
Fucking physics restrictions on stuff. All I want to do is disobey the rules of thermodynamics. Is that too much to ask?

Fucking biological restrictions on stuff. All I want is to transcend this mortal coil and become a being that is one with eternity. Is that too much to ask?

1. Get a drill.
2. Pierce the heavens.
3. ???
4. PROFIT!!!

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:06 am
by Umbra Ac Silentium
I learned I need to start taking my iron pills again... >.>;

PostPosted: Thu Jun 02, 2011 10:13 am
by Planeta de los Muertos
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned I need to start taking my iron pills again... >.>;

You've got an iron deficiency? Never knew that. :(