What have you learned today? P3

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Time to join the band wagon...

If I turn the car into oncoming traffic I will die and not need to go to work anymore. Wait, that'll fuck someone else's day up and mean I can't give my little brother my car. Dammit, work it is. Rent the nitrogen tank tomorrow... wait, that'll be too obvious, bad enough you're a miserable spazz, bad enough your parents would have to pay to bury you, at the very least you can try to convince them it wasn't intentional, they've got enough on their plate and you owe them lots of money first anyways. FUCKKKKKKKK.

[Deus in Machina]

That otherwise reasonable and respectable people get very upset if you ask if they are a robot, don't try this at home, especially if you ask because the person doesn't seem to have a sense of humor.

I once asked Jared Padalecki if Jensen Ackles was a robot sent from the future. He said yes.

[Zeth Rekia]

Mmm hmmm. Then again, self debasing or whatever shouldn't be done. :3 Less stress is best for success, yes? :]

Say yes to less stress!

Hm. That seems odd to me 'cos the reasons for mine a really obvious. i dunno, maybe it's a different beast altogether, since mine's pretty much ever-present.

<-< Ouch, that must suck...

^w^ yay to less stress1

Mmm hmmm. Then again, self debasing or whatever shouldn't be done. :3 Less stress is best for success, yes? :]

Possibly. I;m not sure it's been proven under controlled conditions.

Oh well. :]

[Deus in Machina]

So, does everybody in the world have an internal spiel of self hatred or just everyone who spends time on internet forums?

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

So, does everybody in the world have an internal spiel of self hatred or just everyone who spends time on internet forums?

Probably everyone. :3 I just try to ignore mine while fueling it new phrases at the same time. @.@

[Norstal]

Well, you're British. How much weirder can that get?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAMfCG6n ... re=related

What a great pictorial representation of the British culture. What an astonishing medium to tell a tale never truer in the history of Mankind.

[Soviet Haaregrad]

Based on how I generally don't share mine... I'm willing to assume plenty don't share theirs... yeah, probably most of us feel... so loathsome... down inside. I mean... I'm not singing Pig Destroyer in text form.

[Hathradic States]

That if I have kids, I want daughters. *nods*

you'd probably end up slaughtering and eating your sons...

Nah, if I had sons they would be like mini-grunts. Boot camp stuff every weekend.

[Staenwald]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAMfCG6n ... re=related

What a great pictorial representation of the British culture. What an astonishing medium to tell a tale never truer in the history of Mankind.

I need my morning tea. Shall i go earl grey with lemon or some good old English breakfast tea?

[Deus in Machina]

Based on how I generally don't share mine... I'm willing to assume plenty don't share theirs... yeah, probably most of us feel... so loathsome... down inside. I mean... I'm not singing Pig Destroyer in text form.

Pig Destroyer?
EDIT: Just looked it up. Get it now.

[Norstal]

So, does everybody in the world have an internal spiel of self hatred or just everyone who spends time on internet forums?

I know lots of people who hates themselves outside of forums.

You know those people who post "I like my life (ubiquitous smiley faces)" in their Facebook? They secretly hate themselves. They are eager to escape life and wish that they could change a moment of their life to make something of themselves. But no. They must be complacent. Or else society will look upon them with disdain.

[Staenwald]

you'd probably end up slaughtering and eating your sons...

Nah, if I had sons they would be like mini-grunts. Boot camp stuff every weekend.

so why don't you want them? Be your bitches...

[Norstal]

What a great pictorial representation of the British culture. What an astonishing medium to tell a tale never truer in the history of Mankind.

I need my morning tea. Shall i go earl grey with lemon or some good old English breakfast tea?

A good old English tea of course. What are you, a barbarian?

[Staenwald]

So, does everybody in the world have an internal spiel of self hatred or just everyone who spends time on internet forums?

I know lots of people who hates themselves outside of forums.

You know those people who post "I like my life (ubiquitous smiley faces)" in their Facebook? They secretly hate themselves. They are eager to escape life and wish that they could change a moment of their life to make something of themselves. But no. They must be complacent. Or else society will look upon them with disdain.

The thing is, we know we have some kind of social issues...the people who aren't on internet forums laughing about it are either denying their insecurity or actually doing something about it. I went to the gym at 6 am this morning. It was fucking awesome.

[Deus in Machina]

So, does everybody in the world have an internal spiel of self hatred or just everyone who spends time on internet forums?

I know lots of people who hates themselves outside of forums.

You know those people who post "I like my life (ubiquitous smiley faces)" in their Facebook? They secretly hate themselves. They are eager to escape life and wish that they could change a moment of their life to make something of themselves. But no. They must be complacent. Or else society will look upon them with disdain.

Good to know. I assumed it was just me and my friends who were fucked up.

[Staenwald]

I need my morning tea. Shall i go earl grey with lemon or some good old English breakfast tea?

A good old English tea of course. What are you, a barbarian?

Yes, because i lied. I drink early grey with milk...

[Umbra Ac Silentium]

I know lots of people who hates themselves outside of forums.

You know those people who post "I like my life (ubiquitous smiley faces)" in their Facebook? They secretly hate themselves. They are eager to escape life and wish that they could change a moment of their life to make something of themselves. But no. They must be complacent. Or else society will look upon them with disdain.

Good to know. I assumed it was just me and my friends who were fucked up.

;] The world is irreparably fucked up...

(Enjoy it none-the-less. )

[Lackadaisical2]

That otherwise reasonable and respectable people get very upset if you ask if they are a robot, don't try this at home, especially if you ask because the person doesn't seem to have a sense of humor.

Well, they probably are robots.

Hes a cool guy, I just don't understand why he reacted like that.

[Deus in Machina]

Good to know. I assumed it was just me and my friends who were fucked up.

;] The world is irreparably fucked up...

(Enjoy it none-the-less. )

Drinking good scotch on the deck of the Titanic and having the time of our very finite lives.

[Lackadaisical2]

Time to join the band wagon...

If I turn the car into oncoming traffic I will die and not need to go to work anymore. Wait, that'll fuck someone else's day up and mean I can't give my little brother my car. Dammit, work it is. Rent the nitrogen tank tomorrow... wait, that'll be too obvious, bad enough you're a miserable spazz, bad enough your parents would have to pay to bury you, at the very least you can try to convince them it wasn't intentional, they've got enough on their plate and you owe them lots of money first anyways. FUCKKKKKKKK.

Its OK, you'll get through it.

[Zeth Rekia]

I need my morning tea. Shall i go earl grey with lemon or some good old English breakfast tea?

A good old English tea of course. What are you, a barbarian?

Orange tang is better.

[Staenwald]

;] The world is irreparably fucked up...

(Enjoy it none-the-less. )

Drinking good scotch on the deck of the Titanic and having the time of our very finite lives.

it wouldn't be so finite if you weren't trying to enjoy a drink a mile under the sea...

[Deus in Machina]

Drinking good scotch on the deck of the Titanic and having the time of our very finite lives.

it wouldn't be so finite if you weren't trying to enjoy a drink a mile under the sea...

I was picturing doing it while the ship was sinking, but your way works too.

[Staenwald]

A good old English tea of course. What are you, a barbarian?

Orange tang is better.

wut? Wo zhun bei hao le...

[Zeth Rekia]

Orange tang is better.

wut? Wo zhun bei hao le...

What you say?