What have you learned today? P3

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:10 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I'm addicted to porn, and I believe that it may be affecting my karma.

psh, why would it affect your karma?

Also, pron is fun.

by **Zeth Rekia** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:12 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I'm addicted to porn, and I believe that it may be positively affecting my karma.

Fixed. Porn can do only good.

THe above statement is true. Especially if you make it and save it on your harddrive.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:13 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Fixed. Porn can do only good.

THe above statement is true. Especially if you make it and ~~save it on your harddrive~~send it to lacky.

Fixed.

by **The Corparation** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:16 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Fixed. Porn can do only good.

THe above statement is true. Especially if you make it and save it on your harddrive.

Wrong. When you make it, its a sex tape and can do only bad.

Lackadaisical2 wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:THe above statement is true. Especially if you make it and ~~save it on your harddrive~~send it to lacky.

Fixed.

Nice.

by **Lackadaisical2** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:56 pm

I love songs about beautiful women and that other plants are a gardener's worst enemy. Fuck you, grass and other assorted weeds.

by **Planeta de los Muertos** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:56 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Planeta de los Muertos wrote:I'm addicted to porn, and I believe that it may be positively affecting my karma.

Fixed. Porn can do only good.

It seems like 80% of the time, after I watch porn, I get into trouble with my parents about something totally unrelated.

by **Norstal** » Tue May 31, 2011 9:59 pm

Planeta de los Muertos wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Fixed. Porn can do only good.

It seems like 80% of the time, after I watch porn, I get into trouble with my parents about something totally unrelated.

Close the door.

by **Sorratsin** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:00 pm

I learned that fire ants do not fuck around with home invaders.

by **Trollgaard** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:01 pm

Sorratsin wrote:I learned that fire ants do not fuck around with home invaders.

I hate fire ants! I stepped in a fire ant hill when I was about 2, and I have never worn sandals since!

by **Planeta de los Muertos** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:20 pm

You best submit to your husband, lest your organs be devoured,
by the jagged hellish teeth of the beast from down below,
by the code of Hammurabi, both your eyeballs will be taken,
they'll be plucked out of your head holes, and shown to your body,
which is now just a skeleton cause he also ate the flesh off,
he will use your radial bone like a toothpick for his hellmouth...

by **Coffee Cakes** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:30 pm

That apparently, people think mental disorders can be fixed. :palm:

On a related note, I also learned that my belief that mankind is stupid has been confirmed.

by **Zeth Rekia** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:31 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:That apparently, people think mental disorders can be fixed.
On a related note, I also learned that my belief that mankind is stupid has been confirmed.

They can be cooped with, but not fixed.

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:31 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:That apparently, people think mental disorders can be fixed.
On a related note, I also learned that my belief that mankind is stupid has been confirmed.

Mental disorders is a topic I love.

o/ Psychology is my future.

by **Norstal** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:34 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:That apparently, people think mental disorders can be fixed.
On a related note, I also learned that my belief that mankind is stupid has been confirmed.

Try becoming an IT.

You will eventually reach an existential crisis where you will ask, "How do these people breathe? Why the fuck was she trying to put credit cards on her CD drive?"

by **Sorratsin** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:39 pm

Norstal wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:That apparently, people think mental disorders can be fixed.
On a related note, I also learned that my belief that mankind is stupid has been confirmed.

Try becoming an IT.

You will eventually reach an existential crisis where you will ask, "How do these people breathe? Why the fuck was she trying to put credit cards on her CD drive?"

So she could shop online.

by **Coffee Cakes** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:40 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:They can be cooped with, but not fixed.

Right you are, :clap:

but sadly, as of yet, that's still not a perfect science.

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote::hug: Mental disorders is a topic I love.

o/ Psychology is my future.

I don't particularly love them, but I love defending those who have them, because in my mind, I'm helping out my tribe in some way by doing it.

Norstal wrote:Try becoming an IT.

You will eventually reach an existential crisis where you will ask, "How do these people breathe? Why the fuck was she trying to put credit cards on her CD drive?"

by **Zeth Rekia** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:40 pm

Norstal wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:That apparently, people think mental disorders can be fixed.
On a related note, I also learned that my belief that mankind is stupid has been confirmed.

Try becoming an IT.

You will eventually reach an existential crisis where you will ask, "How do these people breathe? Why the fuck was she trying to put credit cards on her CD drive?"

Zeno sees what you did thar.

by **Grenartia** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:58 pm

Alixanderia wrote:Today, I learned that my dad does not believe the continents shifted. He thinks they're 100% stationary.
DAFUCK?

That doesn't even come close to my dad.

He's got this weird theory that he says explains gravity.

Apparently, though he's only a highschool dropout with absolutely no scientific evidence to back up his theory (which isn't to say he's totally stupid, in fact he's one of the wisest men I know of), he claims that every particle of matter (were talking on the subatomic scale, here) contains a micro blackhole at it's center.

by **Francoise Appledehli** » Tue May 31, 2011 10:58 pm

That Watermelon is delicious.

by **Azarea** » Tue May 31, 2011 11:28 pm

Francoise Appledehli wrote:That Watermelon is delicious.

Erm, NO DUH! You just learned that now?

by **Meowfoundland** » Tue May 31, 2011 11:29 pm

Francoise Appledehli wrote:That Watermelon is delicious.

You black?

Anyway, there's this amazing bread shop 20 minutes walk from my school. I just made it there and back during a free period, but the rewards were delicious.

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Tue May 31, 2011 11:29 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote::hug: Mental disorders is a topic I love.

o/ Psychology is my future.

I don't particularly love them, but I love defending those who have them, because in my mind, I'm helping out my tribe in some way by doing it.

:3 Hehe, nice. I don't love the disorder, but talking about them, I greatly do. :3

by **Umbra Ac Silentium** » Tue May 31, 2011 11:30 pm

I learned that sudden booms in the night are terrifying. o__o

by **Coffee Cakes** » Tue May 31, 2011 11:35 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Coffee Cakes wrote:

I don't particularly love them, but I love defending those who have them, because in my mind, I'm helping out my tribe in some way by doing it.

:3 Hehe, nice. I don't love the disorder, but talking about them, I greatly do. :3

it is interesting, that's for sure, and there's always something new to learn, that's cool.

by **Azarea** » Tue May 31, 2011 11:36 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned that sudden booms in the night are terrifying. o__o

*shivers* Most of the time it is fire works or my bro being weird.

The only reason you lot like mental disorders is cause it makes you feel smart in light ob the dumbness you show everywhere else....

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