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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue May 31, 2011 4:24 pm

That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Tue May 31, 2011 4:25 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.

How'd you worm your way out of that one?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue May 31, 2011 4:27 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.

How'd you worm your way out of that one?

:p
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Grenartia » Tue May 31, 2011 4:35 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.



Any clue how you got it?
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Tue May 31, 2011 4:37 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.



Any clue how you got it?

Tuberculosis. *nod*
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You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
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Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Nightkill the Emperor
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue May 31, 2011 4:38 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.



Any clue how you got it?

They think I got it on a trip a month ago.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby The Corparation » Tue May 31, 2011 5:10 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.

Kinky....Er actually that's just plain disgusting. Kill it with fire.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Tue May 31, 2011 5:12 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.

Kinky....Er actually that's just plain disgusting. Kill it with fire.


Removing unwanted parasites is murder. 8)
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue May 31, 2011 5:12 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.

Kinky....Er actually that's just plain disgusting. Kill it with fire.

We're killing it with surgery later in the week.
Hi! I'm Khan, your local misanthropic Indian.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue May 31, 2011 5:17 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Kinky....Er actually that's just plain disgusting. Kill it with fire.


Removing unwanted parasites is murder. 8)

So the Fox News genocide is out of the question?
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P2TM RP Discussion Thread
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby The Corparation » Tue May 31, 2011 5:18 pm

Grenartia wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:That I was feeling progressively sick the past week or two because I had a fucking parasitic worm in my stomach.



Any clue how you got it?

Aliens. :geek:
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Tue May 31, 2011 5:19 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Removing unwanted parasites is murder. 8)

So the Fox News genocide is out of the question?


Well, if you want to commit genocide against Fox News, I'm sure I can find something to distract myself until you're done so I can just act appalled about it afterwards.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue May 31, 2011 5:21 pm

The Corparation wrote:
Grenartia wrote:

Any clue how you got it?

Aliens. :geek:

I tried to resist, but they were actually an entire race of Buffys.
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I wear teal, blue & pink for Swith.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue May 31, 2011 5:22 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:So the Fox News genocide is out of the question?


Well, if you want to commit genocide against Fox News, I'm sure I can find something to distract myself until you're done so I can just act appalled about it afterwards.

I'll be sure to post the event on NSG.
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Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Tue May 31, 2011 5:22 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
The Corparation wrote:Aliens. :geek:

I tried to resist, but they were actually an entire race of Buffys.


The Vampire Slayer?
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Tue May 31, 2011 5:23 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:I tried to resist, but they were actually an entire race of Buffys.


The Vampire Slayer?

The Generalite.
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Tiami is cool.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".

Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.

Monfrox wrote:
The balkens wrote:
# went there....

It's Nightkill. He's been there so long he rents out rooms to other people at a flat rate, but demands cash up front.
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Postby Buffett and Colbert » Tue May 31, 2011 5:53 pm

"Buffy, honey, can you take these plates and glass downstairs for me?"

"Sure, mom"

*walk out of bedroom, heads down stairs*

*CRASH!!!*

"Shit."

*Dad comes down to see why I'm disturbing his movie*

"Well, that's two fewer plates to clean."

The best part was, amid the shattered plates everywhere and spaghetti sauce/smoothie splattered against every surface (mostly me), the glass cup with sitting upright, unharmed, almost mocking me.

I learned to turn on the light so as not to skip a step when carrying fragile objects.
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You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

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Buffett and Colbert wrote:Clever, but your Jedi mind tricks don't work on me.

His Jedi mind tricks are insignificant compared to the power of Buffy's sex appeal.
Keronians wrote:
Buffett and Colbert wrote:My law class took my virginity. And it was 100% consensual.

I accuse your precious law class of statutory rape.
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Postby The Corparation » Tue May 31, 2011 6:03 pm

Nightkill the Emperor wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
The Vampire Slayer?

The Generalite.

Scary. :shock:
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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Tue May 31, 2011 6:31 pm

I learned that the ice cream we got is not ice cream, but "frozen dairy dessert". :s

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Postby Alixanderia » Tue May 31, 2011 6:34 pm

Today, I learned that my dad does not believe the continents shifted. He thinks they're 100% stationary.
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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Tue May 31, 2011 6:36 pm

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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Tue May 31, 2011 6:36 pm

Alixanderia wrote:Today, I learned that my dad does not believe the continents shifted. He thinks they're 100% stationary.
DAFUCK?


Continental drift is just a theory. 8)
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Postby Coffee Cakes » Tue May 31, 2011 6:38 pm

Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Alixanderia wrote:Today, I learned that my dad does not believe the continents shifted. He thinks they're 100% stationary.
DAFUCK?


Continental drift is just a theory. 8)


That's kinda funny... and it's mentioned in the Bible... oh yeah... it's that cool. 8)
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Postby Old Vester » Tue May 31, 2011 6:38 pm

That is what my belt causing my intestinal pain.
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Postby Soviet Haaregrad » Tue May 31, 2011 6:40 pm

Coffee Cakes wrote:
Soviet Haaregrad wrote:
Continental drift is just a theory. 8)


That's kinda funny... and it's mentioned in the Bible... oh yeah... it's that cool. 8)


Oww, my tongue is stuck to my cheek now. :(
I reserve the right to ignore wank, furries/scalies, elves, magic, other fantasy vermin & absurd populations. Haters gonna hate.
RP Population: 1760//76 million//1920 104 million//1960 209 million//1992 238 million
81% Economic Leftist, 56% Anarchist, 79% Anti-Militarist, 89% Socio-Cultural Liberal, 73% Civil Libertarian
NSG Sodomy Club, CSO
Imperial Wizard of the NS Knights of Ordo Logica
Privatization of collectively owned property is theft.
The Confederacy of Independent Socialist Republics
FACTBOOK
ART


Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11.
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