Yu have to take down your trousers, put toilet paper on the seat....
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by The Truth and Light » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:29 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:30 pm
Slava Ukraini
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by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:31 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:32 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
It is. You guys just need to whip it out, we have to... well, nvm.
One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Sunny Marionette » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:33 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by The Truth and Light » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:33 pm
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:33 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
See... you should've taken photos of your collective masterpiece.
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Sunny Marionette » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:34 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:34 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
It's quite the workout. *sighs*
Plus it's annoying. I mean, on average half the toilets are clogged with either a big shit or someone's used tampon, and that's just nasty to look at. I mean, then we have the whole toilet paper on the seat thing when we finally find a good one. Besides that, the wonderful melody of children going potty for the first time in public, women who really need to go complaining, and people taking up mirror space with their frantic need to re-apply make-up. Ugh. It's just not a good experience.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:34 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:35 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:35 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nophixa » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:35 pm
Mongolian Khanate wrote:Zeth Rekia wrote:Zeno would make for a horrible mother, so no... Yet again, it would be nice to have something to corrupt... But still, no.
Come to think of it, Earth probably couldn't handle that degree of weirdness...
You could have an alien lifeform growing in your abdomen. I'm sure you'd take care of it just fine, it's like a cactus, you can't kill it
by Sunny Marionette » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:36 pm
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:36 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:37 pm
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by The Truth and Light » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:37 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:The Truth and Light wrote:If it's a consolace, I know how you feel. Don't ask how, but I do.
You sit down too? I've heard of men that do this. However, in a public restroom... I don't recommend it. I... well... when I have to use one, I do not sit. I pee slouched, but not sitting. I think I'm a germaphobe.
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:37 pm
Sunny Marionette wrote:Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
It's quite the workout. *sighs*
Plus it's annoying. I mean, on average half the toilets are clogged with either a big shit or someone's used tampon, and that's just nasty to look at. I mean, then we have the whole toilet paper on the seat thing when we finally find a good one. Besides that, the wonderful melody of children going potty for the first time in public, women who really need to go complaining, and people taking up mirror space with their frantic need to re-apply make-up. Ugh. It's just not a good experience.
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by Sunny Marionette » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:37 pm
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:The Truth and Light wrote:If it's a consolace, I know how you feel. Don't ask how, but I do.
You sit down too? I've heard of men that do this. However, in a public restroom... I don't recommend it. I... well... when I have to use one, I do not sit. I pee slouched, but not sitting. I think I'm a germaphobe.
Nightkill the Emperor wrote:One time in India, I managed to draw an elaborate battle scene in the sand with my piss. Granted, my friends aided me in this matter, but we finished with Darth Vader force choking a random Jedi. It was one of the greatest achievements of our lives.
by The Truth and Light » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:38 pm
by Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:38 pm
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:Sunny Marionette wrote:Plus it's annoying. I mean, on average half the toilets are clogged with either a big shit or someone's used tampon, and that's just nasty to look at. I mean, then we have the whole toilet paper on the seat thing when we finally find a good one. Besides that, the wonderful melody of children going potty for the first time in public, women who really need to go complaining, and people taking up mirror space with their frantic need to re-apply make-up. Ugh. It's just not a good experience.
A rule of life, public restrooms will always be unpleasant.
They need to make a lock for public restrooms that won't let you out until you flush.
Slava Ukraini
Also: THERNSY!!
Your story isn't over;֍Help save transgender people's lives֍Help for feral cats
Cat with internet access||Supposedly heartless, & a d*ck.||Is maith an t-earra an tsíocháin.||No TGsRIP: Dyakovo & Ashmoria
by Nophixa » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:38 pm
Mongolian Khanate wrote:Zeth Rekia wrote:Zeno would make for a horrible mother, so no... Yet again, it would be nice to have something to corrupt... But still, no.
Come to think of it, Earth probably couldn't handle that degree of weirdness...
You could have an alien lifeform growing in your abdomen. I'm sure you'd take care of it just fine, it's like a cactus, you can't kill it
by Umbra Ac Silentium » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:38 pm
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:39 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
by Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Mar 27, 2011 12:39 pm
Nat: Night's always in some bizarre state somewhere between "intoxicated enough to kill a hair metal lead singer" and "annoying Mormon missionary sober".
Swith: It's because you're so awesome. God himself refreshes the screen before he types just to see if Nightkill has written anything while he was off somewhere else.
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