What have you learned today? P2

by **Staenwald** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:25 pm

Buffett and Colbert wrote:I learned that my mom is going to be in a cast for six weeks, and her foot will be very tender for weeks after that.

i had my whole leg in a cast for 10 weeks...it was..interesting. we had to make pulley system to open the curtains.

by **Zeth Rekia** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:42 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:
Staenwald wrote:fetish?

and I love the looks. ^-^

Mmmm, Zeno does too. :3 *massages your shoulders*

by **The Corparation** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:44 pm

I learned apple fanatics are still unable to do basic math. A limited 6k service package for a 3k server does not cost less then buying a new 3k server god damn it.

by **Potarius** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:45 pm

Today, I learned that it didn't take two months of practice to get my rhythm guitar playing mostly back up to speed, and somehow my lead playing has improved a bit.

My mood has improved.

by **Fionnuala_Saoirse** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:47 pm

I've learned that a professional massage makes me feel more tense than I was before.

by **Potarius** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:47 pm

Fionnuala_Saoirse wrote:I've learned that a professional massage makes me feel more tense than I was before.

Get your money back. A good massage is never supposed to make you more tense.

*has been cultivating his massage technique for 13 years*

by **Ollie Via** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:47 pm

420 is the stupidest day ever...

by **Suckeryou** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:52 pm

I should have bought NOK at US$8.30 yesterday.
It's now at US$8.59.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:52 pm

I've learned that I have a rather intense craving for human jerky. Thank god my sister is a mortician.

by **UCUMAY** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:53 pm

Fionnuala_Saoirse wrote:I've learned that a professional massage makes me feel more tense than I was before.

My sympathies... It can happen though.

by **Norstal** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:55 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:I've learned that I have a rather intense craving for human jerky. Thank god my sister is a mortician.

I want human bacon now.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:55 pm

Fionnuala_Saoirse wrote:I've learned that a professional massage makes me feel more tense than I was before.

I always did enjoy the massage parlors around Bucharest. The people there have soft, delicate hands.

by **The Truth and Light** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:56 pm

I didn't learn anything today, except that for some reason crappy weather makes me feel dreary inside.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:56 pm

Norstal wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:I've learned that I have a rather intense craving for human jerky. Thank god my sister is a mortician.

I want human bacon now.

It tastes surprisingly like salty beef. Not like Chimpanzee at all.

by **Potarius** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:57 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
Norstal wrote:I want human bacon now.

It tastes surprisingly like salty beef. Not like Chimpanzee at all.

I like my beef with teriyaki, not salt, thank you very much.

by **The Truth and Light** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:58 pm

Potarius wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:It tastes surprisingly like salty beef. Not like Chimpanzee at all.

I like my beef with teriyaki, not salt, thank you very much.

I learned that cannibalism disgusts me.

But as an NSGer, I am becoming desensitized to almost everything, so this may be temporary.

by **The Nuclear Fist** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:59 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
Potarius wrote:
I like my beef with teriyaki, not salt, thank you very much.

I learned that cannibalism disgusts me.

But as an NSGer, I am becoming desensitized to almost everything, so this may be temporary.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Seriously, I had it during my stays in South America and Africa. Tastes amazing.

by **Potarius** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 1:59 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:I learned that cannibalism disgusts me.

But as an NSGer, I am becoming desensitized to almost everything, so this may be temporary.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Seriously, I had it during my stays in South America and Africa. Tastes amazing.

Teriyaki is better even so.

*craves sukiyaki*

by **Lordieth** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:00 pm

I also learned today that I don't like having nightmares two nights in a row. But at least I can reflect and ponder on them.

by **The Truth and Light** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:00 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:I learned that cannibalism disgusts me.

But as an NSGer, I am becoming desensitized to almost everything, so this may be temporary.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Seriously, I had it during my stays in South America and Africa. Tastes amazing.

Tastes like sin. Yum.

by **The Truth and Light** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:01 pm

Lordieth wrote:I also learned today that I don't like having nightmares two nights in a row. But at least I can reflect and ponder on them.

If I may ask, please tell us about the dreams. I love to interpret dreams and such.

by **Staenwald** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:02 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Truth and Light wrote:I learned that cannibalism disgusts me.

But as an NSGer, I am becoming desensitized to almost everything, so this may be temporary.

Don't knock it until you've tried it. Seriously, I had it during my stays in South America and Africa. Tastes amazing.

ah..i love the eccentricity of it all...and i get the drift that romanian massage parlours don't just do massage...maybe i'm just being borderline racist

by **Zeth Rekia** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:02 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Don't knock it until you've tried it. Seriously, I had it during my stays in South America and Africa. Tastes amazing.

Tastes like sin. Yum.

There's no such thing as sin, just varying degrees of guilt.

by **Lordieth** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:02 pm

They're pretty messed up Truth..you sure?

by **Buffett and Colbert** » Wed Apr 20, 2011 2:02 pm

The Truth and Light wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Don't knock it until you've tried it. Seriously, I had it during my stays in South America and Africa. Tastes amazing.

Tastes like sin. Yum.

Sin is usually very delicious.

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