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by Umbra Ac Silentium » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:02 pm
The Holy Therns wrote:Your thought pattern is so bizarre I can't even be offended anymore.

by Potarius » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:03 pm
Staenwald wrote:Potarius wrote:Today, I learned that I desperately want to play the Soviet anthem on my keyboard...
...Which is in my aunt's basement. Gah.
Rossia - sviashennaia nasha derzhava,
Rossia - lubimaia nasha strana!
Moguchaia volia, velikaia slava -
Tvoio dostoianie na vse vremena!
CHORUS:
Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Bratskikh narodov soiuz vekovoi, ----EPIC LINE
Predkami dannaia mudrost' narodnaia!
Slavsia, strana! My gordimsia toboi!
Ot yuzhykh morei do poliarnogo kraia
Raskinulis nashi lesa i polia.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaia -
Khranimaia Bogom rodnaia zemlia!
CHORUS
Shirokii prostor dlia mechty i dlia zhizni
Griadushie nam otkryvaiut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak est' i tak budet vsegda!
CHORUS
I don't like the soviet one...

by Trollgaard » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:10 pm

by Staenwald » Tue Apr 19, 2011 11:11 pm
Potarius wrote:Staenwald wrote:Rossia - sviashennaia nasha derzhava,
Rossia - lubimaia nasha strana!
Moguchaia volia, velikaia slava -
Tvoio dostoianie na vse vremena!
CHORUS:
Slavsia, Otechestvo nashe svobodnoe,
Bratskikh narodov soiuz vekovoi, ----EPIC LINE
Predkami dannaia mudrost' narodnaia!
Slavsia, strana! My gordimsia toboi!
Ot yuzhykh morei do poliarnogo kraia
Raskinulis nashi lesa i polia.
Odna ty na svete! Odna ty takaia -
Khranimaia Bogom rodnaia zemlia!
CHORUS
Shirokii prostor dlia mechty i dlia zhizni
Griadushie nam otkryvaiut goda.
Nam silu daiot nasha vernost otchizne.
Tak bylo, tak est' i tak budet vsegda!
CHORUS
I don't like the soviet one...
Whereas I do.
Союз нерушимый республик свободных
Сплотила навеки Великая Русь.
Да здравствует созданный волей народов,
Единый, могучий Советский Союз!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надежный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,
И Ленин великий нам путь озарил:
На правое дело он поднял народы,
Hа труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил!
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надежный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
В победе бессмертных идей коммунизма
Мы видим грядущее нашей страны,
И Красному знамени славной Отчизны
Мы будем всегда беззаветно верны.
Славься, Отечество наше свободное,
Дружбы народов надежный оплот!
Партия Ленина - сила народная
Нас к торжеству коммунизма ведёт!
Lord Tothe wrote:Well, if Karl Marx turns out to be right, I....I'll eat my hat! As a side note, I need to create a BaconHat (TM) for any such occasions where I may end up actually having to eat my hat. Of course, this isn't one of them.
Katganistan wrote:"You got some Galt not swallowing this swill."
The Black Forrest wrote:Oh go Galt yourself.

by Chrinthanium » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:20 am

by Trollgaard » Wed Apr 20, 2011 12:22 am
Potarius wrote:Today, I learned once again that a lot of people need better reading comprehension skills.

by Deus in Machina » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:21 am

by Zeth Rekia » Wed Apr 20, 2011 5:47 am

by Lordieth » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:11 am

by Buffett and Colbert » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:14 am

You-Gi-Owe wrote:If someone were to ask me about your online persona as a standard of your "date-ability", I'd rate you as "worth investigating further & passionate about beliefs". But, enough of the idle speculation on why you didn't score with the opposite gender.

by Staenwald » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:16 am
Lordieth wrote:I like chinese paint brushes, they're very versatile. Wolf hair is the best, but I won't buy those ones until I find out how they get the hair.
Lord Tothe wrote:Well, if Karl Marx turns out to be right, I....I'll eat my hat! As a side note, I need to create a BaconHat (TM) for any such occasions where I may end up actually having to eat my hat. Of course, this isn't one of them.
Katganistan wrote:"You got some Galt not swallowing this swill."
The Black Forrest wrote:Oh go Galt yourself.

by Staenwald » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:18 am
Buffett and Colbert wrote:I can play The Internationale on the keyboard. That's close enough.
Lord Tothe wrote:Well, if Karl Marx turns out to be right, I....I'll eat my hat! As a side note, I need to create a BaconHat (TM) for any such occasions where I may end up actually having to eat my hat. Of course, this isn't one of them.
Katganistan wrote:"You got some Galt not swallowing this swill."
The Black Forrest wrote:Oh go Galt yourself.

by Churchilland » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:22 am

by Staenwald » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:24 am
Churchilland wrote:That I absolutely hate Welsh poetry
Lord Tothe wrote:Well, if Karl Marx turns out to be right, I....I'll eat my hat! As a side note, I need to create a BaconHat (TM) for any such occasions where I may end up actually having to eat my hat. Of course, this isn't one of them.
Katganistan wrote:"You got some Galt not swallowing this swill."
The Black Forrest wrote:Oh go Galt yourself.

by Staenwald » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:24 am
Lord Tothe wrote:Well, if Karl Marx turns out to be right, I....I'll eat my hat! As a side note, I need to create a BaconHat (TM) for any such occasions where I may end up actually having to eat my hat. Of course, this isn't one of them.
Katganistan wrote:"You got some Galt not swallowing this swill."
The Black Forrest wrote:Oh go Galt yourself.

by Staenwald » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:24 am
Buffett and Colbert wrote:I can play The Internationale on the keyboard. That's close enough.
Lord Tothe wrote:Well, if Karl Marx turns out to be right, I....I'll eat my hat! As a side note, I need to create a BaconHat (TM) for any such occasions where I may end up actually having to eat my hat. Of course, this isn't one of them.
Katganistan wrote:"You got some Galt not swallowing this swill."
The Black Forrest wrote:Oh go Galt yourself.

by Zeth Rekia » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:25 am

by Brauzillia » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:33 am

by Horsefish » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:44 am
Areopagitican wrote:I'm not an expert in the field of moron, but what I think he's saying is that if you have to have sex with Shakira (or another dirty ethnic), at the very least, it must be part of a threesome with a white woman. It's a sacrifice, but someone has to make it.
Geniasis wrote:Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go bludgeon some whales to death with my 12-ft dick.
The Western Reaches wrote:I learned that YOU are the reason I embarrassed myself by saying "Horsefish" instead of "Seahorse" this one time in school.

by Lordieth » Wed Apr 20, 2011 6:45 am
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