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Nanatsu no Tsuki
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:56 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
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Pffftt. Who needs porn when one is married to a freaky Sith Lord, who erotically asphyxiates Elmo dolls?

:p

That can be done erotically? Even then, they can be asphyxiated?


You are ignorant of the power of the Fart Side, young one.

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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:56 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Norstal wrote: :hug:

At least you have the internet! And with that, porn.


Pffftt. Who needs porn when one is married to a freaky Sith Lord, who erotically asphyxiates Elmo dolls?

:p

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Postby Norstal » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:56 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Norstal wrote: :hug:

At least you have the internet! And with that, porn.


Pffftt. Who needs porn when one is married to a freaky Sith Lord, who erotically asphyxiates Elmo dolls?

:p

I heard the Elmo Snuff porn industry is booming, all because of one man.

That's like one giant combo. *Wink wink, nudge nudge*
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Apr 10, 2011 8:58 pm

Norstal wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Pffftt. Who needs porn when one is married to a freaky Sith Lord, who erotically asphyxiates Elmo dolls?

:p

I heard the Elmo Snuff porn industry is booming, all because of one man.

That's like one giant combo. *Wink wink, nudge nudge*


Elmo porn has one problem, which I've discussed with the Fart One several times. He squeals too much. I feel the FO is making pig porn instead of muppet porn.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:01 pm

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Postby Sunny Marionette » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:03 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Norstal wrote:I heard the Elmo Snuff porn industry is booming, all because of one man.

That's like one giant combo. *Wink wink, nudge nudge*


Elmo porn has one problem, which I've discussed with the Fart One several times. He squeals too much. I feel the FO is making pig porn instead of muppet porn.

You just made me google elmo porn.
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Postby Christantle » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:03 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Elmo porn has one problem, which I've discussed with the Fart One several times. He squeals too much. I feel the FO is making pig porn instead of muppet porn.

You just made me google elmo porn.

Did you get the cookie monster video. He crunches alot on Elmo's cookie.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:03 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Elmo porn has one problem, which I've discussed with the Fart One several times. He squeals too much. I feel the FO is making pig porn instead of muppet porn.

You just made me google elmo porn.


Rule 34, of course. :D
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:04 pm

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Postby Norstal » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:05 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Norstal wrote:I heard the Elmo Snuff porn industry is booming, all because of one man.

That's like one giant combo. *Wink wink, nudge nudge*


Elmo porn has one problem, which I've discussed with the Fart One several times. He squeals too much. I feel the FO is making pig porn instead of muppet porn.

That is quite unfortunate. I find the noise quite hyperbolic, but it reaches the depths of Elmo. It shows his true color. Red. NON! Rouge. His fiery innocence is drained by the Sith Lord, allowing waves upon waves of eroticism, only found in movies made by Gallo Productions Inc.

Though he is getting slightly better with Big Bird in Snuffy's.
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Postby Norstal » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:07 pm

I learned that my Lab Report only requires 5 paragraphs. Phew, and I thought this was going to be a long week.

5 Paragraphs and 6 pages of data (with commentaries).
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:09 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:You just made me google elmo porn.


Rule 34, of course. :D

Well, that five minute trip was...interesting...the most popular one I saw was elmo blowing...well, elmo...that was so weird.
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:09 pm

Norstal wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Elmo porn has one problem, which I've discussed with the Fart One several times. He squeals too much. I feel the FO is making pig porn instead of muppet porn.

That is quite unfortunate. I find the noise quite hyperbolic, but it reaches the depths of Elmo. It shows his true color. Red. NON! Rouge. His fiery innocence is drained by the Sith Lord, allowing waves upon waves of eroticism, only found in movies made by Gallo Productions Inc.

Though he is getting slightly better with Big Bird in Snuffy's.


I agree. He deep throats now.

Gallo's directing a new one. It's called 'The Nookie Monster'. On a grimy, porn theater near you, Fall 2011.
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:10 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Rule 34, of course. :D

Well, that five minute trip was...interesting...the most popular one I saw was elmo blowing...well, elmo...that was so weird.

Cartoons are flexible.


*nods*
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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:10 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Rule 34, of course. :D

Well, that five minute trip was...interesting...the most popular one I saw was elmo blowing...well, elmo...that was so weird.


:rofl:
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Postby Sunny Marionette » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:11 pm

Zeth Rekia wrote:
Sunny Marionette wrote:Well, that five minute trip was...interesting...the most popular one I saw was elmo blowing...well, elmo...that was so weird.

Cartoons are flexible.


*nods*

Funny thing is, it wasn't a cartoon, it was the stuffed animals. :lol2:
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Postby Zeth Rekia » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:11 pm

Sunny Marionette wrote:
Zeth Rekia wrote:Cartoons are flexible.


*nods*

Funny thing is, it wasn't a cartoon, it was the stuffed animals. :lol2:

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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:14 pm

I learned my two very good friends in Wisconsin live about two hours from each other. :lol:

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:15 pm

Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned my two very good friends in Wisconsin live about two hours from each other. :lol:


Quite close.
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Postby Hathradic States » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:17 pm

I learned that I have a cyber stalker. 0_0

Thank God she isn't on NS (yet)

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Postby Umbra Ac Silentium » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:17 pm

Nanatsu no Tsuki wrote:
Umbra Ac Silentium wrote:I learned my two very good friends in Wisconsin live about two hours from each other. :lol:


Quite close.

Mhm :3 It means should I ever go there visiting both wouldn't be too hard. :lol:

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Postby Lackadaisical2 » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:17 pm

That I have good night vision, and no cat vomit on my feet.
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Postby Nightkill the Emperor » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:17 pm

Hathradic States wrote:I learned that I have a cyber stalker. 0_0

Thank God she isn't on NS (yet)

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Postby Mike the Progressive » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:17 pm

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Postby Nanatsu no Tsuki » Sun Apr 10, 2011 9:18 pm

Lackadaisical2 wrote:That I have good night vision, and no cat vomit on my feet.


Good, cuz anything coming out of a cat stinks to high heaven.
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