Your plan for America?

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

You know, I thought of the best way possible to clear the US debt. Tell China America has no debt, if they argue than carpet bomb their nation into dust. Boom, most of American debt is no more. And maybe Mexico could be annexed? Mexican oil and resources could provide stimulas to the economy, annexing Canada could to.

China attack?

They'd crush us, them and NK. Bad idea.

Take Mexico?

Good idea.

Canada?

No. They're part of the British Empire. The Kingdom would come running to their defense.

America has the military tech and resources to take China out, that and Korea doesnt care much for China. That and America could crush the UK easy.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

We should look to the past, back to a better time. A time when Alf was still on the air.

Judging from your name you want to go back to the Reagan years?

[1980s America]

We should look to the past, back to a better time. A time when Alf was still on the air.

Judging from your name you want to go back to the Reagan years?

Well technically yes, but really we need to get Knight Rider back on the air.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Judging from your name you want to go back to the Reagan years?

Well technically yes, but really we need to get Knight Rider back on the air.

Its only a TV show. Do you have any plans for social matters or the economy? Or international issues? Or would you base your presidency after another president? Remember you have almost unlimited power and a congress taken by your party.

[Rick Rollin]

You know, I thought of the best way possible to clear the US debt. Tell China America has no debt, if they argue than carpet bomb their nation into dust. Boom, most of American debt is no more. And maybe Mexico could be annexed? Mexican oil and resources could provide stimulas to the economy, annexing Canada could to.

Stalinist...

We should look to the past, back to a better time. A time when Alf was still on the air.

And when AIDS killin' everybody out here.

[1980s America]

Well technically yes, but really we need to get Knight Rider back on the air.

Its only a TV show. Do you have any plans for social matters or the economy? Or international issues? Or would you base your presidency after another president? Remember you have almost unlimited power and a congress taken by your party.

I would use my unlimited power to kickstart the production of a sequel to Ruthless People.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

Its only a TV show. Do you have any plans for social matters or the economy? Or international issues? Or would you base your presidency after another president? Remember you have almost unlimited power and a congress taken by your party.

I would use my unlimited power to kickstart the production of a sequel to Ruthless People.

So you would save the economy by putting TV shows on the air?

[1980s America]

I would use my unlimited power to kickstart the production of a sequel to Ruthless People.

So you would save the economy by putting TV shows on the air?

Possibly, but that would not be the primary goal. I would save the economy by reincorporating Commodore International.

[The Anglo-Saxon Empire]

Otto Von Bismarck would fix everything.

Amen to that. Peace costs too much - war will pay the debts.

"Through blood and iron!"

Yeah, war is a shitty way to pay for debts and Bismark sucked at economics.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

So you would save the economy by putting TV shows on the air?

Possibly, but that would not be the primary goal. I would save the economy by reincorporating Commodore International.

You mind giving me a little insight into your social issues? And international plan?

[Rick Rollin]

Possibly, but that would not be the primary goal. I would save the economy by reincorporating Commodore International.

You mind giving me a little insight into your social issues? And international plan?

Invent the next AIDS. Solve the 4H problem once and for all.

[1980s America]

Possibly, but that would not be the primary goal. I would save the economy by reincorporating Commodore International.

You mind giving me a little insight into your social issues? And international plan?

Well socially I feel it is really important to the American way of life that we put Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles back in our schools. Possibly even in science classes.

Internationally, I would invade and occupy Germany, split it down the middle and build a large fortified wall along the dividing line. And then we will tear it down.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

You mind giving me a little insight into your social issues? And international plan?

Well socially I feel it is really important to the American way of life that we put Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles back in our schools. Possibly even in science classes.

Internationally, I would invade and occupy Germany, split it down the middle and build a large fortified wall along the dividing line. And then we will tear it down.

So Ronald Reagan international issues and TV show social issues? Ok so taxes? Spending?

[Socialist Ecuador]

You know, I thought of the best way possible to clear the US debt. Tell China America has no debt, if they argue than carpet bomb their nation into dust. Boom, most of American debt is no more. And maybe Mexico could be annexed? Mexican oil and resources could provide stimulas to the economy, annexing Canada could to.

So you authorize killing possibly millions so we don't have to pay our own debts. And the last thing we need now is another big military operation, except nearer this time. And don't even get me started on the international reaction to that would be. U.S. foreign policy would be fucked even worse, especially if we take over Canada as well. And it wouldn't help the economy that much either, since it adds more people to the U.S. as well, people that consume resources and live on welfare (this being Mexico we're talking about).

[1980s America]

Well socially I feel it is really important to the American way of life that we put Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles back in our schools. Possibly even in science classes.

Internationally, I would invade and occupy Germany, split it down the middle and build a large fortified wall along the dividing line. And then we will tear it down.

So Ronald Reagan international issues and TV show social issues? Ok so taxes? Spending?

Read my lips: no new taxes

As for spending, we wont be doing any of that. Other than building an elaborate missile shield of course.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

So Ronald Reagan international issues and TV show social issues? Ok so taxes? Spending?

Read my lips: no new taxes

As for spending, we wont be doing any of that. Other than building an elaborate missile shield of course.

So George H W Bush on taxes? So your stance on Iran, North Korea, China, and other nations?

[1980s America]

Read my lips: no new taxes

As for spending, we wont be doing any of that. Other than building an elaborate missile shield of course.

So George H W Bush on taxes? So your stance on Iran, North Korea, China, and other nations?

Well, it is only a matter of time before China and North Korea abandon their discredited systems in favor of a capitalist 'trickle down' economic policy. As for Iran...no comment.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

So George H W Bush on taxes? So your stance on Iran, North Korea, China, and other nations?

Well, it is only a matter of time before China and North Korea abandon their discredited systems in favor of a capitalist 'trickle down' economic policy. As for Iran...no comment.

And if a nation threatens America with nuclear weapons? If Iran or Korea gets nukes and threatens to use them what will your responce be?

[1980s America]

Well, it is only a matter of time before China and North Korea abandon their discredited systems in favor of a capitalist 'trickle down' economic policy. As for Iran...no comment.

And if a nation threatens America with nuclear weapons? If Iran or Korea gets nukes and threatens to use them what will your responce be?

They wouldn't dare go against their Soviet puppetmasters. And in any case our 'star wars' shield will protect us.

[The United Soviet Socialist Republic]

And if a nation threatens America with nuclear weapons? If Iran or Korea gets nukes and threatens to use them what will your responce be?

They wouldn't dare go against their Soviet puppetmasters. And in any case our 'star wars' shield will protect us.

What would your stance be on abortion, gay marrige, and stem cell research?

[1980s America]

They wouldn't dare go against their Soviet puppetmasters. And in any case our 'star wars' shield will protect us.

What would your stance be on abortion, gay marrige, and stem cell research?

My stance on abortion varies with my cocaine intake, but I fully support Goose and Maverick's secret love. As for stem cell research, if prisoners want to research stems from the the confines of their cell, more power to them.

[Genivaria]

I would form a coalition government made out of the Libertarian Party, the Green Party and others.

[Rick Rollin]

I would form a coalition government made out of the Libertarian Party, the Green Party and others.

For freedom, right?

[Noobubersland]

You know, I thought of the best way possible to clear the US debt. Tell China America has no debt, if they argue than carpet bomb their nation into dust. Boom, most of American debt is no more. And maybe Mexico could be annexed? Mexican oil and resources could provide stimulas to the economy, annexing Canada could to.

These guys And theses guys would like a word with you

[Genivaria]

I would form a coalition government made out of the Libertarian Party, the Green Party and others.

For freedom, right?