Looking at pornography? Ha ha! You're gay now!

by **Kobrania** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:46 pm

I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

by **Alexlantis** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:00 pm

Ryadn wrote:
Alexlantis wrote:Um, I'm a guy and still am into girls and am not at all intested in guys, and yet I've watched porn (not full nudity yet, but still). So, how does this make me gay? Please elaborate as whoever said this was smoking some pretty powerful shit.

...do they leave their socks on? I hate that.

No, just that the most bare I've seen is wearing panties and covering the nipples.

by **Fartsniffage** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:03 pm

Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

by **Alexlantis** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:05 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

I dunno, I always condidered it as a gesture of friendship.

by **North Suran** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:06 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

The only conceivable way I can think of is if you had your hands down their pants.

In which case, that's a mighty disturbing image.

by **Alexlantis** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 3:16 pm

North Suran wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

The only conceivable way I can think of is if you had your hands down their pants.

In which case, that's a mighty disturbing image.

Unfortunatly, what can be thought cannot be unthought. IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *temporarily goes blind*

by **SD_Film Artists** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:07 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our very first experience in this world is wearing a vagina stretched over our heads like a funny hat. I guess everyone is gay.

Not if you're part of the Cesarean crew.

by **Kobrania** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:09 pm

Alexlantis wrote:
North Suran wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

The only conceivable way I can think of is if you had your hands down their pants.

In which case, that's a mighty disturbing image.

Unfortunatly, what can be thought cannot be unthought. IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *temporarily goes blind*

I have that effect.

At a sleepover I would often walk into the shower whilst a friend was using it and help them wash.

by **Biotopia** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:12 pm

Kobrania wrote:
Alexlantis wrote:
North Suran wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

The only conceivable way I can think of is if you had your hands down their pants.

In which case, that's a mighty disturbing image.

Unfortunatly, what can be thought cannot be unthought. IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *temporarily goes blind*

I have that effect.

At a sleepover I would often walk into the shower whilst a friend was using it and help them wash.

You are a modern day saint. I offered the same service to my friend on the weekend and he kicked me out. How the hell was i supposed to to know what a luffer was used for?

by **Cameroi** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:12 pm

Algorith wrote:Just for the sake of argument let's say that this guy's claims were reasonable (which any basically sane person will probably doubt, but never mind) and looking at porn would indeed make people gay. Now wouldn't this make porn the perfect weapon against our world's overpopulation in the long run without actually harming anybody and without forcing unnecessary restrictions on "Hetero families" ? So shouldn't he actually be in FAVOUR of distributing porn worldwide as much as possible !? Or at least to everybody who would not mind?

i'll second this emotion and call it FTW!

by **Alexlantis** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:14 pm

Kobrania wrote:
Alexlantis wrote:
North Suran wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

The only conceivable way I can think of is if you had your hands down their pants.

In which case, that's a mighty disturbing image.

Unfortunatly, what can be thought cannot be unthought. IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *temporarily goes blind*

I have that effect.

At a sleepover I would often walk into the shower whilst a friend was using it and help them wash.

That's a mighty disturbing image, but I'm just gonna assume you asked first...

by **Fasdia** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:16 pm

Please excuse my frankness, but OP is an idiot. First the "Did the Holocaust happen" thread, now this? I'd better get off these boards before my IQ dissipates to nothing.

by **Bitchkitten** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:21 pm

Tom Coburn is a raving lunatic. As a resident of Oklahoma, represented by that idiot, I wish heartily that he'd fall off the face of the earth. Besides his insistence that global warming is a liberal myth, he also endorses the killing of any doctor who preforms abortions.

by **The High Lizzleness** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:22 pm

SD_Film Artists wrote:
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our very first experience in this world is wearing a vagina stretched over our heads like a funny hat. I guess everyone is gay.

Not if you're part of the Cesarean crew.

I feel special. I was born by C-section AND I'm bi. Hah

Anyways, the only thing I can think of to say at the OP is :palm:

He is smoking some powerful stuff, right? I might want to get me some of that. What if I read porn, does that count? Or if it's m/m or m/f?

by **Alexlantis** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:23 pm

Bitchkitten wrote:Tom Coburn is a raving lunatic. As a resident of Oklahoma, represented by that idiot, I wish heartily that he'd fall off the face of the earth. Besides his insistence that global warming is a liberal myth, he also endorses the killing of any doctor who preforms abortions.

Yup, insanity.

by **Biotopia** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:44 pm

How does anyone get away voting for this dangerous idiot?

by **Ryadn** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:48 pm

Alexlantis wrote:
Ryadn wrote:
Alexlantis wrote:Um, I'm a guy and still am into girls and am not at all intested in guys, and yet I've watched porn (not full nudity yet, but still). So, how does this make me gay? Please elaborate as whoever said this was smoking some pretty powerful shit.

...do they leave their socks on? I hate that.

No, just that the most bare I've seen is wearing panties and covering the nipples.

Oh. Okay. That's not porn, but machst nichts, as my mother would say.

by **Ryadn** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:50 pm

Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

Well, you see, when mommies and daddies (or mommies and mommies, or daddies and daddies) love each other very much, they give each other special hugs. Then they let a bee sting them, and 9 months later a stork delivers a cabbage you're not supposed to eat.

by **Bitchkitten** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:50 pm

Biotopia wrote:How does anyone get away voting for this dangerous idiot?

They're Okies. Insanity runs in this state like water downhill.

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by **Niur** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:58 pm

Kobrania wrote:
Alexlantis wrote:
North Suran wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

The only conceivable way I can think of is if you had your hands down their pants.

In which case, that's a mighty disturbing image.

Unfortunatly, what can be thought cannot be unthought. IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *temporarily goes blind*

I have that effect.

At a sleepover I would often walk into the shower whilst a friend was using it and help them wash.

You my friend are a very strange, and possibley perverse induvidual. At least in my opinion.

by **Kobrania** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 4:59 pm

Niur wrote:
Kobrania wrote:
Alexlantis wrote:
North Suran wrote:
Fartsniffage wrote:
Kobrania wrote:I didn't have the internet till I was 12, yet I kissed and hugged boys (erotically) at 8...

How does one hug erotically?

The only conceivable way I can think of is if you had your hands down their pants.

In which case, that's a mighty disturbing image.

Unfortunatly, what can be thought cannot be unthought. IHATEYOUIHATEYOUIHATEYOU!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!! *temporarily goes blind*

I have that effect.

At a sleepover I would often walk into the shower whilst a friend was using it and help them wash.

You my friend are a very strange, and possibley perverse induvidual. At least in my opinion.

You are talking to a guy who wants to have his age reduced to that of a small boy and forever be punished and pleasured by older men... :unsure:

by **Niur** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:03 pm

Kobrania wrote:
Niur wrote:You my friend are a very strange, and possibley perverse induvidual. At least in my opinion.

You are talking to a guy who wants to has his age reduced to that of a small boy and forever be punished and pleasured by older men...

Yes, I suppose my presumptions were correct. Although I can assure you I am quite stranger than you, however not even close to being perverse.

by **Kobrania** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:05 pm

Niur wrote:
Kobrania wrote:
Niur wrote:You my friend are a very strange, and possibley perverse induvidual. At least in my opinion.

You are talking to a guy who wants to has his age reduced to that of a small boy and forever be punished and pleasured by older men...

Yes, I suppose my presumptions were correct. Although I can assure you I am quite stranger than you, however not even close to being perverse.

I am just scarred by my upbringing.

by **Niur** » Wed Sep 23, 2009 5:13 pm

Kobrania wrote:
Niur wrote:
Kobrania wrote:
Niur wrote:You my friend are a very strange, and possibley perverse induvidual. At least in my opinion.

You are talking to a guy who wants to has his age reduced to that of a small boy and forever be punished and pleasured by older men...

Yes, I suppose my presumptions were correct. Although I can assure you I am quite stranger than you, however not even close to being perverse.

I am just scarred by my upbringing.

huh?

Looking at pornography? Ha ha! You're gay now!

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