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Are you gay now?

I have looked at porn, therefore, I am gay.
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11%
I have looked at porn and due to mysterious forces have somehow remained heterosexual.
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52%
I have not looked at porn, but somehow I am gay
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1%
I have not looked at porn, thank the Gods, and I am as heterosexual as a... um... as... a... er...
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3%
I am asexual and can find better things to do with my time than view porn
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7%
I am looking for links to porn. Am I in the right place?
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17%
I was gay but thankfully I stopped looking at porn
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1%
I always wanted to be gay. Is that all I have to do? Awesome!
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Algorith
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Postby Algorith » Wed Sep 23, 2009 6:59 am

Just for the sake of argument let's say that this guy's claims were reasonable (which any basically sane person will probably doubt, but never mind) and looking at porn would indeed make people gay. Now wouldn't this make porn the perfect weapon against our world's overpopulation in the long run without actually harming anybody and without forcing unnecessary restrictions on "Hetero families" ? So shouldn't he actually be in FAVOUR of distributing porn worldwide as much as possible !? Or at least to everybody who would not mind?
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:05 am

Algorith wrote:Just for the sake of argument let's say that this guy's claims were reasonable (which any basically sane person will probably doubt, but never mind) and looking at porn would indeed make people gay. Now wouldn't this make porn the perfect weapon against our world's overpopulation in the long run without actually harming anybody and without forcing unnecessary restrictions on "Hetero families" ? So shouldn't he actually be in FAVOUR of distributing porn worldwide as much as possible !? Or at least to everybody who would not mind?

But then they will be subject to the ridicule of 11 year old boys.
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Postby Mando-ade » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:47 am

Micheal Shwartz was quoting a homosexual friend of his when he said it.
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Postby The_pantless_hero » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:50 am

Mando-ade wrote:Micheal Shwartz was quoting a homosexual friend of his when he said it.

A 10 year old boy?

I was half watching this on the Daily Show and at some point he said something I am going to paraphrase now: You know what else 10 year old boys don't like? Girls.
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Postby Mando-ade » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:52 am

The_pantless_hero wrote:
Mando-ade wrote:Micheal Shwartz was quoting a homosexual friend of his when he said it.

A 10 year old boy?

I was half watching this on the Daily Show and at some point he said something I am going to paraphrase now: You know what else 10 year old boys don't like? Girls.



Didn't mention the age of his friend.
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Postby Insertdecentnamehere » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:54 am

NotRust wrote:Wow he's stupid. I've been looking at porn since I was, like, ten, and I'm really quite straight and heterosexual.


Insecure about something, are we?
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Postby Dhecka » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:56 am

Insertdecentnamehere wrote:
NotRust wrote:Wow he's stupid. I've been looking at porn since I was, like, ten, and I'm really quite straight and heterosexual.


Insecure about something, are we?

What is there to be insecure about, homosexuality comes natural to you, you don't automatically turn gay when you see a man penis.
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:57 am

Mando-ade wrote:Micheal Shwartz was quoting a homosexual friend of his when he said it.

Which part? He said a lot of batshit insane things.
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- Vladimir Nabokov US (1899 - 1977)
Also, me.
“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist and Writer, 1821-1881
"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby Insertdecentnamehere » Wed Sep 23, 2009 7:58 am

Dhecka wrote:What is there to be insecure about, homosexuality comes natural to you, you don't automatically turn gay when you see a man penis.


I was implying he was insecure about his sexuality, was a closeted gay, and was trying to look all straight and "manly".
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Postby Milks Empire » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:03 am

Dhecka wrote:
Insertdecentnamehere wrote:
NotRust wrote:Wow he's stupid. I've been looking at porn since I was, like, ten, and I'm really quite straight and heterosexual.

Insecure about something, are we?

What is there to be insecure about, homosexuality comes natural to you, you don't automatically turn gay when you see a man penis.

If this were true, every guy that's ever jerked off would be gay from seeing his own penis! :p :lol2:
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Postby Zot109land » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:09 am

its not because you look at porn you become gay
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Postby Desperate Measures » Wed Sep 23, 2009 8:15 am

Zot109land wrote:its not because you look at porn you become gay

Studies have been done! I used to be in close contact with pre-pubescent boys! We had "discussions"!
"My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music."
- Vladimir Nabokov US (1899 - 1977)
Also, me.
“Man has such a predilection for systems and abstract deductions that he is ready to distort the truth intentionally, he is ready to deny the evidence of his senses only to justify his logic”
- Fyodor Dostoyevsky Russian Novelist and Writer, 1821-1881
"All Clock Faces Are Wrong." - Gene Ray, Prophet(?) http://www.timecube.com
A simplified maxim on the subject states "An atheist would say, 'I don't believe God exists'; an agnostic would say, 'I don't know whether or not God exists'; and an ignostic would say, 'I don't know what you mean when you say, "God exists" http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ignosticism
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Postby LOL ANARCHY NUBZ » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:00 am

Porn definitely made me gay. If you're lucky, it could also work for you! :)
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The Cosmic Balance
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Re: Looking at pornography? Ha ha! You're gay now!

Postby The Cosmic Balance » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:20 am

Milks Empire wrote:If this were true, every guy that's ever jerked off would be gay from seeing his own penis! :p :lol2:

Well, that effectively ends the gay rights debate. We're all gay now. That's that.

Nothing to see here. Move along...
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Postby Pevisopolis » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:25 am

Image

I'm so confused.
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Fson
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Postby Fson » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:29 am

well i bet like 90% of porn viewers have watched gay and tried to get off to it (i found it pretty funny didnt really do much for me though)


so i suppose people might discover their sexuality that way. especially if they are still in school or whatever.
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OMG, It's so obvious! Of course!! Science has lied to us!!!

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Postby Peisandros » Wed Sep 23, 2009 9:39 am

pr0n!!!!
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Postby Xsyne » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:03 pm

Lunatic Goofballs wrote:Our very first experience in this world is wearing a vagina stretched over our heads like a funny hat. I guess everyone is gay. :)

That reminds me of an image I saw once on the internet that would have severely disturbed me had I not already been jaded.
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Postby Flameswroth » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:08 pm

Option Two, I choose you!

But then again, I love the lesbian pr0ns. Does this mean I'm a lesbian?! I mean, I'm a guy...but still!
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Postby Epicnopolis » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:15 pm

The one time I looked at porn (I'm not of age yet...bad idea on my part, parents found out), AND I'M STRAIGHT! :rofl:
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Postby Alexlantis » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:15 pm

Um, I'm a guy and still am into girls and am not at all intested in guys, and yet I've watched porn (not full nudity yet, but still). So, how does this make me gay? Please elaborate as whoever said this was smoking some pretty powerful shit.
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Postby Fartsniffage » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:38 pm

Alexlantis wrote:Um, I'm a guy and still am into girls and am not at all intested in guys, and yet I've watched porn (not full nudity yet, but still). So, how does this make me gay? Please elaborate as whoever said this was smoking some pretty powerful shit.


Lol, are you working your way up or something?
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Postby Ryadn » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:41 pm

Bottle wrote:Don't nobody tell him that women sometimes look at porn. His head will asplode.


If I look at gay (male-male) porn but touch myself, does that make me straight, lesbian, or a gay man trapped in a woman's body? These are questions that used to keep me up at night, before I remembered that 1) women shouldn't look at porn, and 2) women shouldn't think. You should try it, Bottle. Get out some ironing right now, you'll see how good it feels!
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Postby Ryadn » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:42 pm

Alexlantis wrote:Um, I'm a guy and still am into girls and am not at all intested in guys, and yet I've watched porn (not full nudity yet, but still). So, how does this make me gay? Please elaborate as whoever said this was smoking some pretty powerful shit.


...do they leave their socks on? I hate that.
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Postby Conservative Ad Droid » Wed Sep 23, 2009 2:42 pm

What no porn!

Gasp bang boom!
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