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by Yootwopia » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:40 pm
The UK in Exile wrote:Yootwopia wrote:A true celebration for the UK of our times.
"English stuff basically counts for everyone, yeah?"
true, however our shared history with the rest of the union consists of waging war on each other. Indeed the most offensive aspect of britains shared history to the other nations is that they share it with england.
so its pretty much impossible to pick something non-contreversial.

by The UK in Exile » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:43 pm
Yootwopia wrote:The UK in Exile wrote:
true, however our shared history with the rest of the union consists of waging war on each other. Indeed the most offensive aspect of britains shared history to the other nations is that they share it with england.
so its pretty much impossible to pick something non-contreversial.
So why do it?


by Yootwopia » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:44 pm

by Hydesland » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:46 pm
Yootwopia wrote:Hydesland wrote:
Because we're the best, around, nothings gonna ever keep us down.
"Huzzah, Trafalgar Day, when we smashed one of our larger trading partners in the EU, with whom we have been allied several times since"
"Up D-Day-Day, when we showed those Jerries upon whom we rely for much of our high-tech engineering what for"
"Hurray Kicking The Piss Out Of Some African Country That Doesn't Even Work Properly Day, we are better than that, probably, although actually celebrating miltary victories implies that our fat, smug society is here entirely by fortune and probably has no actual qualities over anyone when examined closely"
Whatevs.

by United Dependencies » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:46 pm
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.
by Alyakia » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:46 pm

by The UK in Exile » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:47 pm
by Alyakia » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:47 pm
Hydesland wrote:Yootwopia wrote:"Huzzah, Trafalgar Day, when we smashed one of our larger trading partners in the EU, with whom we have been allied several times since"
"Up D-Day-Day, when we showed those Jerries upon whom we rely for much of our high-tech engineering what for"
"Hurray Kicking The Piss Out Of Some African Country That Doesn't Even Work Properly Day, we are better than that, probably, although actually celebrating miltary victories implies that our fat, smug society is here entirely by fortune and probably has no actual qualities over anyone when examined closely"
Whatevs.
I think your standards are too high.

by The UK in Exile » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:48 pm

by United Dependencies » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:49 pm
Alyakia wrote:can you not think of something to celebrate that doesn't involve killing people and an "enemy"?
United Dependencies wrote:Is the Queen's Birthday not suitable enough?
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by The UK in Exile » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:49 pm
by Alyakia » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:49 pm
The UK in Exile wrote:Alyakia wrote:maybe we could take your earlier idea of reformation and combine it with military victory
we could have a march, perhaps a walk of some sort
it will be great
everyone will get so butthurt!!!
we could call it the red-yellow day parade.
the people who take part would be yellowy-red men.
reddy, yellowish.....
it'll come to me.

by Celritannia » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:50 pm
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by Tmutarakhan » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:51 pm

by United Dependencies » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:51 pm
The UK in Exile wrote:no.
Alien Space Bats wrote:2012: The Year We Lost Contact (with Reality).
Cannot think of a name wrote:Obamacult wrote:Maybe there is an economically sound and rational reason why there are no longer high paying jobs for qualified accountants, assembly line workers, glass blowers, blacksmiths, tanners, etc.
Maybe dragons took their jobs. Maybe unicorns only hid their jobs because unicorns are dicks. Maybe 'jobs' is only an illusion created by a drug addled infant pachyderm. Fuck dude, if we're in 'maybe' land, don't hold back.

by Yootwopia » Mon Apr 23, 2012 5:51 pm
United Dependencies wrote:Is the Queen's Birthday not suitable enough?

by The UK in Exile » Mon Apr 23, 2012 6:02 pm
Kirav wrote:The day that the UK defeated the rebellious American colonists and their smelly French allies.
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